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She ran reeeeeeing, "Wiiiiildfiiiiiiire!"
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In early January of this wonderful year an arsonist burned us out of our apartment building (and murdered an old friend). Red Cross were johnnies on the spot. Within 3 hours we were in a hotel room with a RC debit card loaded with cash. They DO hand out cash.
And just as a PSA-we were one of the lucky few who had renters insurance. 10 bucks a month and it saved our asses during a quick and unexpected move. If you rent and don't have it, get it.
I mentioned earlier, but stand by it. Donate locally. That way Nosferatu can't take his cut, and the boots on the ground get to doing what boots on the ground need to do.I super stand corrected, things are a little different here and usually its not direct compensation but resources. I should have figured it was different in buttfuck europe, my bad.
I stand by what I believe though that A-me could have done more good donating to a charity. I would have actually respected her a little for a hot minute.
I have said the same about Chantal and Amber with their cycles. They are both Sisyphus and the boulder. Or Sisyphi and boulders. Too many Sisyphuses/Sisyphi (whatever) I say. Fat is a terrible thing for people's brains.I mentioned earlier, but stand by it. Donate locally. That way Nosferatu can't take his cut, and the boots on the ground get to doing what boots on the ground need to do.
Now, to avoid the dreaded double post, I caution you all that I feel a bout of verbal tourettes coming on, and either you will bear with me, or you will simply cast me aside, with perhaps a look of disgust.
But cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. I am off on another exploration that is only for my benefit, but who knows, it mayhap make somebody else titter. So. The other night I was talking with the most magnificent thing in all the known universes, and as it happened I was bitching about having to mop up cat piss in my basement. I said that it was a Sysiphian task, but that I shall do it, because, hey? who wants cat piss in their basement? And the most magnificent thing in all the known realms said "I think you mean Pissiphus." And my friends, let me tell you that is simply just about as good as it gets.
So I held on to this Sysiphean theme, and it occurred to me that Aymee may in fact be the reencarnate of Sysiphus himself. I mean, everywhere she goes, she is definitley rolling a boulder. A pretty big fucking boulder if we're taking stock. And it just always comes back to her. Her secret? SHE IS THE BOULDER. MINDFUCK 2020: sysiphus is the boulder! I swear to God I never saw that coming, but in total disclosure, I never saw a lot of things coming.
I thank you for your indulgences beautiful Kiwis,
I'm going with Syphulisses, because it's both funny and nasty. And also inaccurate. Just like journalism today!I have said the same about Chantal and Amber with their cycles. They are both Sisyphus and the boulder. Or Sisyphi and boulders. Too many Sisyphuses/Sisyphi (whatever) I say. Fat is a terrible thing for people's brains.
Nah. Per Camus, Sisyphus was happy.So I held on to this Sysiphean theme, and it occurred to me that Aymee may in fact be the reencarnate of Sysiphus himself.
WTF does Camus know from happy?Nah. Per Camus, Sisyphus was happy.
Even then, if it was Amy, I wouldn't trust her unless she showed a receipt or an email from the organization, with the actual email address.If Amy really wanted to help people, she would learn about the ways she could do a charity livestream on YouTube. The kicker, of course, is that the money goes directly to the charity and not to Amy's PayPal, so it's no bueno.
I'm always sort of stuck between half-amused, half-stunned at the logic of Amy's scam-defense. "All the people complaining have no right to complain because they didn't donate!"Again, fam, with the "DEPR DERP, I DONATE SO GOOD, DERP, NO BULLIES NO HATERS DONATED NOTHING! HODAR DERP DOO" delusions.
Fat Amy, even though she is trying to snot and whinge and cry about it, didn't donate anything. Not one penny, not one dollar, not a single thing. All this tardrage, and Amy donated nothing (no, passing along money handed to you by other retards isnt your money, its not from your own pocket, you donated shit)
but according to Fatty Grand High Poobah, nobody on earth donated money to charity EXCEPT for her!! lmao. I'm not gonna go into details or talk about my fucking self, because no one cares and charitible acts shouldn't be bragged about (Amy!) but it probably shocks no one to hear that yeah, I've donated. Probably, plenty of people here have, or know someone who has, because making a habit of kicking a few bucks towards a worthy cause is common AF. But according to Fat Amy....that's right, none of us donated not one dime, right? lol.
Aaaahh, so you're hearing it as "no one donated to ME!!"I'm always sort of stuck between half-amused, half-stunned at the logic of Amy's scam-defense. "All the people complaining have no right to complain because they didn't donate!"
I mean... they're complaining that it's a scam. Of course they didn't donate to something they think is a scam. No-one is going to donate to a scam just for the moral right to have skin in the game while SAYING "it's a scam".
I was going to agree then thought could she actually get any stupider?She's setting herself up to get stupider.