🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Takayuki Yagami]

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You hear that Ralph is fueled by hate. Hate and cat meat.

Why did you eat Cleo @theralph ? Did the Chinese fraudster paying your (below minimum) wage tell you that cats make your peepee bigger?

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

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lol, when your normal behavior is indistinguishable from a belligerent drunk so you have to affirm that you're not drunk every time you tweet. Also X to doubt that he wasn't drunk.


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Oh god, Dame please do. Making duets with Matt for a Christmas album to dunk on Ralph would be the best possible future.

A new day a new smoking ruin of a burnt bridge.

 

[MeltyTW]

I just had a realization that Faith is most likely going to teach the baby how to gunt post. Imagine having to change the diapers of the alawg leaking your life.

Wait, did Ethan pull Destiny friday's out his ass? ive never heard destiny say anything about being a killstream regular, this might be his last ks seeing as how ethan's audience hates him and hes apparently looking into the gunt tape

 

[America's Hat]

I just had a realization that Faith is most likely going to teach the baby how to gunt post. Imagine having to change the diapers of the alawg leaking your life.

Wait, did Ethan pull Destiny friday's out his ass? ive never heard destiny say anything about being a killstream regular, this might be his last ks seeing as how ethan's audience hates him and hes apparently looking into the gunt tape

To be fair, after Vaush and other people got Destiny banned from twitch partner, Destiny mentioned he would be open to being a co-host to a right wing show, since in his eyes, right wingers can't deplatform him even if they wanted to. He specifically mentioned working with Dick, so being a one time a week regular isn't out of the question with Destiny. Gunt is being overambitious, but its not unfounded.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Josh should make Gunt and Faith coat hangers for the next merch run.

To be fair, after Vaush and other people got Destiny banned from twitch partner, Destiny mentioned he would be open to being a co-host to a right wing show, since in his eyes, right wingers can't deplatform him even if they wanted to. He specifically mentioned working with Dick, so being a one time a week regular isn't out of the question with Destiny. Gunt is being overambitious, but its not unfounded.

It could be though that Destiny already dropped by the crackshack and got himself an abducted highschool girl

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

To be fair, after Vaush and other people got Destiny banned from twitch partner, Destiny mentioned he would be open to being a co-host to a right wing show, since in his eyes, right wingers can't deplatform him even if they wanted to. He specifically mentioned working with Dick, so being a one time a week regular isn't out of the question with Destiny. Gunt is being overambitious, but its not unfounded.

Is Gunt going to pay Destiny lemons for his time? Somehow I doubt it. That means there’s a shelf life at best as the exposure likely won’t be worth it.

 

[America's Hat]

Is Gunt going to pay Destiny lemons for his time? Somehow I doubt it. That means there’s a shelf life at best as the exposure likely won’t be worth it.

Destiny would expect compensation. When he mentioned the Dick show, it was in regards to being the new Maddox for Dick, so he'd be expecting a 30% minimum.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Mint 20 and OBS. Any audio splitting and virtual routing I was doing with PulseAudio sinks.
Edit both times I've had video crashes have also been while doing the PulseAudio shit so probably have that douchebag Poettering to thank.

Pulseaudio is where you're going wrong.

Use Jackd low latency Audio Server + ladish for storing your sessions and audio routing.
I have a great setup but no access to my rig for some time.

edit: I want to note that ladish is no longer maintained .. but still does the job!

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Destiny would expect compensation. When he mentioned the Dick show, it was in regards to being the new Maddox for Dick, so he'd be expecting a 30% minimum.

So $30 on a good night?

 

[MeltyTW]

To be fair, after Vaush and other people got Destiny banned from twitch partner, Destiny mentioned he would be open to being a co-host to a right wing show, since in his eyes, right wingers can't deplatform him even if they wanted to. He specifically mentioned working with Dick, so being a one time a week regular isn't out of the question with Destiny. Gunt is being overambitious, but its not unfounded.

off topic but lol thatll just get him deplatformed faster going to an explicitly right wing show. Back on topic but it just seems like ethan threw that out there before he even contacted destiny about it just to spite dame, it reeks of the same desperate energy as the announcement of Cornelius Ralph. I am curious to see how gunt guard react since they hate destiny and ethan is trying to just get him as a "c-c-chill" regular.

id go so far as to say it might incite revolt, as ive seen a comment or two and some grumblings already about not being able to name the jews or about dlive cuckery already. I dont know if even they could take Ralph telling them to suck destiny's cock every other friday

 

[Secret Asshole]

Honestly, its just hard to believe I used to watch this crap. Ralph promoted himself as a guy who didn't give a fuck, but its pretty obvious he's a petty, thin skinned obese little coward. He couldn't handle a small corn joke and now, here we are. Its like @Null dropped a pebble at the top of a mountain and now its a fucking avalanche.

The Killstream is a pathetic fucking hollow shell of anything that it used to be. How people can go through 4-6 hours of THAT without wanting to suck start a shotgun is beyond me. He's not funny or entertaining, not anymore (maybe he never was and it was just the guests/co-hosts), so why would you watch this shit? Especially that fucktard Andy. How anyone stands that piece of shit is beyond me.

And I love how he touts the Killstream as an 'accomplishment'. Nigger, you got kicked off two platforms and demolished one. You've been relegated to the Chinese internment camps. You've been beaten into fucking obscurity. And who knows how long your Chinese overlords are going to tolerate you? And without that edge, how are you going to keep what little viewers you have? Wait for BitChute? Yeah, ok.

Now the shit with the high-school girl. Jesus fuck. Without his e-celeb (even WITH his e-celeb), its like a White Trash Epic, where everyone involved is white trash and its a fucking train obliterating the station you can't help but watch. You can compose an Opera over the level of escalation of this dumb bullshit.

Faith getting pregnant, God Jesus. This is why you date older women, because they have a handle on that shit. An 18 year old with no skills or experience, no idea about contraceptives. Don't care how smart or mature, I'd never trust a girl that young with contraception. I wouldn't DATE a girl that young and I'm not 'jealous' that you are. Wow, you're dating a girl before her brain has fully matured, has no frame of reference with you and is still basically a high-schooler. Totally what you'd look for, man in your thirties! I don't know if it was him or her or both that wanted to anchor themselves down like this.

How are you even going to AFFORD one? Children are obscenely expensive in this day and age, which is why millennials can't have them. Your house is crammed to fuck as it is, now you're going to add a baby to the mix? Good christ. I feel sorry for that kid, I really do. Two mentally broken people using a child to anchor them to each other. And then get married on top of that. Two really, really expensive and life changing decisions all at once. Those Lemons ain't gonna carry that gunt, let me tell you.

I mean, its just fucking astonishing. He dates a much younger girl to 'own the trolls', has dwindling viewership, releases revenge porn to own the trolls and gets roundly mocked, then gets her pregnant and then marries her. I am fucking speechless. Only a fucking retard would think you've made a single competent decision from this whole fucking debacle. Only people as fucking dumb as you or need you for money (Gator) would defend this.

Ethan doesn't get it. There is no sides. As Godwinson said, this isn't the cold war, this isn't Tinker Tailor Soldier Gunt, you know what i am willing to bet with how seriously he takes this that he now made a War Room discord ala Kraut that's probably not even ran by him. Now call me a bumblebee but i believe Gator and Kaz are probably gonna be behind that. Then again he barely pulls 100 viewers so it probably isnt occupied by anyone other than the most elite of his guntguard. Send in Tilly Law, we need to uncover the ops.
Edit:

Yes he has been trying to holler over twitter.

That's what's fucking hysterical. There is no war. There are no sides. There are just people mocking his dumb fucking ass. He doesn't know how to handle it. He can't do gay ops against hundreds and hundreds of people who aren't e-celebs. I mean, holy fuck.

For us, shitposting about Ralph and reading this thread is something I do intermittently. For him, its a fucking career. He cannot not resist to see what people are saying about him.

Matt's still a charisma vacuum. Just because Ralph is even more pathetic than he is, making it easy to dunk on him, doesn't suddenly give him convictions or a personality.

At least Matt was realistic enough to go, "Ok, I can't make this a career. I'll do what I can."

 

[FM Bradley]

Ethan, buddy...being emotionally retarded is one thing. Others suffering because of your emotional retardation is another. Bringing another life onto the planet to make suffer is yet another. You know what would own the aylawwgs? Showing some maturity...

...fat doodoo sniffin' babyraper.

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

[/QUOTE]

Ethan, buddy...being emotionally retarded is one thing. Others suffering because of your emotional retardation is another. Bringing another life onto the planet to make suffer is yet another. You know what would own the aylawwgs? Showing some maturity...

...fat doodoo sniffin' babyraper.

If he went on air and said somthing like "so i got my forklift licence, this is gonna be my last stream. I start the warehouse on monday so ill be taking the weekend to shutter everything up. Ill still give hot takes on twitter. But i got a kid on the way so i gotta do things different from now on."
That would absolutly torpedo this entire thread and months of alog effortposting.

But he wont.

 

[Rekkington]

Pulseaudio is where you're going wrong.

Use Jackd low latency Audio Server + ladish for storing your sessions and audio routing.

o-okay...

 

[johnisdeer]

Honestly, its just hard to believe I used to watch this crap. Ralph promoted himself as a guy who didn't give a fuck, but its pretty obvious he's a petty, thin skinned obese little coward. He couldn't handle a small corn joke and now, here we are. Its like @Null dropped a pebble at the top of a mountain and now its a fucking avalanche.

The Killstream is a pathetic fucking hollow shell of anything that it used to be. How people can go through 4-6 hours of THAT without wanting to suck start a shotgun is beyond me. He's not funny or entertaining, not anymore (maybe he never was and it was just the guests/co-hosts), so why would you watch this shit? Especially that fucktard Andy. How anyone stands that piece of shit is beyond me.

And I love how he touts the Killstream as an 'accomplishment'. Nigger, you got kicked off two platforms and demolished one. You've been relegated to the Chinese internment camps. You've been beaten into fucking obscurity. And who knows how long your Chinese overlords are going to tolerate you? And without that edge, how are you going to keep what little viewers you have? Wait for BitChute? Yeah, ok.

Now the shit with the high-school girl. Jesus fuck. Without his e-celeb (even WITH his e-celeb), its like a White Trash Epic, where everyone involved is white trash and its a fucking train obliterating the station you can't help but watch. You can compose an Opera over the level of escalation of this dumb bullshit.

Faith getting pregnant, God Jesus. This is why you date older women, because they have a handle on that shit. An 18 year old with no skills or experience, no idea about contraceptives. Don't care how smart or mature, I'd never trust a girl that young with contraception. I wouldn't DATE a girl that young and I'm not 'jealous' that you are. Wow, you're dating a girl before her brain has fully matured, has no frame of reference with you and is still basically a high-schooler. Totally what you'd look for, man in your thirties! I don't know if it was him or her or both that wanted to anchor themselves down like this.

How are you even going to AFFORD one? Children are obscenely expensive in this day and age, which is why millennials can't have them. Your house is crammed to fuck as it is, now you're going to add a baby to the mix? Good christ. I feel sorry for that kid, I really do. Two mentally broken people using a child to anchor them to each other. And then get married on top of that. Two really, really expensive and life changing decisions all at once. Those Lemons ain't gonna carry that gunt, let me tell you.

I mean, its just fucking astonishing. He dates a much younger girl to 'own the trolls', has dwindling viewership, releases revenge porn to own the trolls and gets roundly mocked, then gets her pregnant and then marries her. I am fucking speechless. Only a fucking retard would think you've made a single competent decision from this whole fucking debacle. Only people as fucking dumb as you or need you for money (Gator) would defend this.



That's what's fucking hysterical. There is no war. There are no sides. There are just people mocking his dumb fucking ass. He doesn't know how to handle it. He can't do gay ops against hundreds and hundreds of people who aren't e-celebs. I mean, holy fuck.

For us, shitposting about Ralph and reading this thread is something I do intermittently. For him, its a fucking career. He cannot not resist to see what people are saying about him.



At least Matt was realistic enough to go, "Ok, I can't make this a career. I'll do what I can."

good post but
>dating older women
No, that's how you get autistic children, just go meet women of value who aren't trash can whores like faith.

 

[Secret Asshole]

good post but
>dating older women
No, that's how you get autistic children, just go meet women of value who aren't trash can whores like faith.

To be fair, a 25 year old would be an older woman compared to faith.

 

[MySonDavid]

It blows me away that ER is going on about what a snake Dame is. People (us) are constantly telling him about all the things he is doing wrong. It always gets dismissed as concern trolling by cows, and fair enough, some of it could accurately be described as such, but that doesn't make some of the advice he receives from karen farms any less valid. He's been told that Dame is a big gay, perhaps now he regrets not listening. He was told not to do the Miami trip - he went to Miami and made a complete ass of himself. He's been told he needs to get a grip on his substance issues - he's a pathetic obese drunk sprinting towards chronic illness. He was told that it was a horribly poor decision to get romantically involved with a mentally ill 18 year old - were still waiting to see exactly how poorly this will turn out for him. The most vicious and MATI anti-gunter could give Ethan a list of things that he could do which would improve the quality of his life in profound ways. Far better to own the haydurs at karen farms than to fix the decrepit state of his life, and in doing so provide said haydurs with the ammunition to keep us entertained while clear stuff leaks onto our thighs because were laughing so hard. You keep winning and we'll keep laughing, Ethan.

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

good post but
>dating older women
No, that's how you get autistic children, just go meet women of value who aren't trash can whores like faith.

Risking a spergwar here but: its the sperm that goes bad post 30. Not the eggs. If you want a non-exceptional kid. You better do it in your 20s

 

[Rekkington]

It blows me away that ER is going on about what a snake Dame is. People (us) are constantly telling him about all the things he is doing wrong. It always gets dismissed as concern trolling by cows, and fair enough, some of it could accurately be described as such, but that doesn't make some of the advice he receives from karen farms any less valid. He's been told that Dame is a big gay, perhaps now he regrets not listening. He was told not to do the Miami trip - he went to Miami and made a complete ass of himself. He's been told he needs to get a grip on his substance issues - he's a pathetic obese drunk sprinting towards chronic illness. He was told that it was a horribly poor decision to get romantically involved with a mentally ill 18 year old - were still waiting to see exactly how poorly this will turn out for him. The most vicious and MATI anti-gunter could give Ethan a list of things that he could do which would improve the quality of his life in profound ways. Far better to own the haydurs at karen farms than to fix the decrepit state of his life, and in doing so provide said haydurs with the ammunition to keep us entertained while clear stuff leaks onto our thighs because were laughing so hard. You keep winning and we'll keep laughing, Ethan.

It's important to step back and just appreciate the language used by Ralph, calling people snakes, alogs, betrayers... when none of this is important.
You behaved like a weird freak so people - even your friends - make fun of your weird freakishness. That's a thing people do in real life, to family and friends. The point is the subject is supposed to take the hint, not wage unending war on everyone who slighted your alleged dignity.
The response is always this "how dare you cross me!" Nigga, you get wasted and host internet slapfights, there's no "allegiances" here. There's no real "sides" in any of this.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

What really irks me is Ralph told Matt he knows he'll (Ralph) never be accepted on mainstream or become anything other a small-time internet persona. His self-awareness was refreshing considering most people who had been in his position (respected, high viewership) grow a big ego. I gave him many the benefit of the doubt on many things because of it, thinking he'd bounce back and realize how he fucked up.

To me, the saddest part is even after getting kicked off YouTube Ralph seemed to be doing alright for a while. Of course it's gonna be harder to generate views on Dlive but he did manage to hold a steady audience on a small platform which is admirable. Something happened *after* being forced onto Dlive that caused him to lose that self-awareness and grow a big head. Instead of being the respected streamer wrongfully forced into the dredges of the internet, he's become the fat kid with a big ego trying to act tough on a small site. This might have some charm but he has to cuck to Dlive in real-time so it's literally all bark. The dude has to censor "faggot" on Twitter.

If he appeases Dlive, he'll lose his core audience but can possibly form a new one (assuming there's one to gain on Dlive, but lets be realistic). If he appeases his core audience, he'll be kicked off Dlive and forced to scramble. There's no way to balance it in the long-term either as both sides are trying to gain more ground; his audience wants him to be more hardline while Dlive is tightening the noose.

Following the Pillstream saga, Ralph laughed at the jokes Dame and others made. Now, he's disassociating from Dame for a few Tweets.

I am looking forward to Dark Butters potentially calling out Ralph for cucking though. He did it to Richard Spencer, and I think he'll do it to Ralph. Ralph probably only lets him on now because he's a pay-pig. The dude's obviously much further Right than Ralph would like to have on.

The best thing Ralph can hope for is to become a honeypot for the Feds. They'd probably force YouTube to let him back on so they can use him to identify legit Nazis.