You know, this game isn't even freaking me out anymore. It's just making me rage. Anyway, here's a nondescript bedroom of some sort. With a chest.
oh how nice
I wonder if there's anything in it
GUESS WHAT
THERE ISN'T
I KNOW YOU TOTALLY WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT
also the killer's been surprisingly low-key this playthrough. It could be because I'm fucking rushing through everything, or I just got really unlucky the last few times. Hard to say. Also I keep hitting the wrong buttons. "But BOLDYSPICY!," you may ask, "you only have to hit A, D, or F & hold down the Shift key. How did you manage to fuck that up?" The answer is that I apparently can't keyboard.
anyway here's the rest of the bedroom
or is it a different bedroom
I can't tell because EVERYTHING IS THIS HOUSE LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME
Apparently you can take the corkboard off the wall but GUESS WHAT THERE'S NOTHING BEHIND IT LOL
What really kills me (no pun intended), is that I rush through the game because most of the things in the house are empty. However, since the item location is completely random every time, there's always a chance you'll miss the item & have to backtrack. Most of the times I got killed was when I was re-exploring a room to see if I missed something. (More oft than not, I didn't. I just donged around in an empty fucking room until I got tit-stabbed.)
The other times were when I hit the wrong button & either ran into a wall, or stood there like a dipshit while sweet, sweet death closed in on me.
TL;DR, if you try to speed through the game, you either miss shit, or the killer pops out of his hidey-holes & stabs you (I found him hiding under the bed once, & once in the oven.) If you spend too long dicking around in one room trying to open a medicine cabinet, he teleportals out of nowhere & stabs you. Really, you're just fucked. Oh, the great part is that he doesn't even teleport near a door. He'll teleport between you & a wall, or he'll teleport right in front of you.
Oh, & when Chloe advised running into another room & moving away from the door before turning off your flashlight? Yeah, when you run, you do that, & he'll bang on the door (or open it, I dunno) then presumably leave when the music stops. But apparently if you don't move far enough away from the door you escaped from, or are close to another door, he'll still be there after all the sound cues have finished playing. Yeah.
Anyway.
here's a "grungy" dresser
that's empty
of course
Perfect for a killer to hide under.
. . .no, seriously, that's how I died.
One time I found a crowbar, though. That was cool.
Back in the same room again fffff
oh look a closet
PERFECT FOR SERIAL KILLERS TO HIDE IN
that was the second time.
Or third.
I lost count.
Oh, but the first time I found that closet, it had a sheet of paper with numbers on it
It was either for the safe behind the TV in the living room (the one hung up with nails), or that random door in the basement where you had to input a code.
Oh yeah by the way there's a safe behind the TV.
I think it may have been for the basement, though, because when I went to look behind the TV THE SAFE WASN'T THERE THAT TIME
WHY DO YOU HAVE KEY ELEMENTS IN A GAME ONLY APPEAR
SOME OF THE TIME
BEATING THIS GAME A CERTAIN WAY IS ENTIRELY UP TO CHANCE & I HATE IT
THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THREE DIFFERENT ENDINGS
I THOUGHT THAT MEANT THAT THERE WERE THREE DIFFERENT WAYS YOU COULD BEAT IT IN ONE PLAYTHROUGH
NOT THREE DIFFERENT WAYS THAT ARE RANDOMIZED EACH TIME
yeah I forget what I was doing in this room
besides dying
WHY IS THERE NOTHING EVER WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
GODDAMMIT I EVEN FOUND THE CROWBAR THAT TIME
also the trail of blood not!Chloe leaves when she's being dragged away amuses me for some reason
little details
you know
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