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She was gasping for air after 0.06 miles. She couldn't walk an entire 1/10th of a mile before being literally out of breath
Don't worry, her light exercise will be lifting many chips into her mouth with each arm
vlog | starbucks taste test walk with me, & target haul - 09/18/20
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Don't worry, her light exercise will be lifting many chips into her mouth with each arm
SituationTypeThing
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Who needs all that stuff? Who wants all that stuff? After Halloween, she's going to buy Thanksgiving crap, then Christmas Crap, then she's going to find some like so kyoote valentines day stuff, like omg, hands down, I swear to gawwd, y'all, these are the cutest valentines day nail clippers and toilet paper cozies. Where is she going to put all of this stuff?
Her body is already ruined, there's no way she's ever going to get disciplined enough to get down to a reasonable weight. So, considering that, I think her compulsive spending is probably the easier addiction to curb. She buys like she eats: out of boredom, because it looks good, because she's happy, because she's sad, because she just wanted a small snack (tiny purchase of a journal or even a few tubes of toothpaste). She can continue eating till her body gives out, but she's going to spend herself homeless. (and I'm kinda here for it)
Her body is already ruined, there's no way she's ever going to get disciplined enough to get down to a reasonable weight. So, considering that, I think her compulsive spending is probably the easier addiction to curb. She buys like she eats: out of boredom, because it looks good, because she's happy, because she's sad, because she just wanted a small snack (tiny purchase of a journal or even a few tubes of toothpaste). She can continue eating till her body gives out, but she's going to spend herself homeless. (and I'm kinda here for it)
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I'm still struggling with the whole Patreon idea. All I know about the platform is that it's basically a 'pay to view' venue that doesn't depend on ad revenue for creator income & that site owners can tier content depending what customers decide to pay.
I'm going to assume that most running a Patreon have a skill, a talent, SOMETHING to offer viewers that viewers will pay for. Whether it's music, specifically asked for mukbangs or even nudity or porn, it's stuff people are willing to pay for.
As a customer, I would assume there's an implied contract. The creator is going to post x amount of times per week with content worthy of being paid for; tightly filmed, edited & produced content that has quality.
And that's where I struggle. From the little I know, those with Patreons have been pretty successful on YouTube & figure they can do just as well on Patreon with either completely different content or stuff that complements what they have up on YouTube. Amber can't be bothered to plan, make sure she looks presentable, ensure no distractions or interruptions or even give us continuity from day to day. What on earth does she think she has that's worth paying for?
She's not well spoken, educated, never mind not put together - most of the time she's not even clean, doesn't have an interesting job or life circumstances. All she has "going for her" is her gargantuan bulk & frankly, there are plenty more death fats out there, increasingly offering better entertainment.
It's interesting that she hasn't said much more about Patreon - is she still enjoying many a girlish giggle scrawling vague plans into her Patreon journal? Or is she realizing that like it or not, she WILL have to keep her viewers happy on Patreon?
I'm going to assume that most running a Patreon have a skill, a talent, SOMETHING to offer viewers that viewers will pay for. Whether it's music, specifically asked for mukbangs or even nudity or porn, it's stuff people are willing to pay for.
As a customer, I would assume there's an implied contract. The creator is going to post x amount of times per week with content worthy of being paid for; tightly filmed, edited & produced content that has quality.
And that's where I struggle. From the little I know, those with Patreons have been pretty successful on YouTube & figure they can do just as well on Patreon with either completely different content or stuff that complements what they have up on YouTube. Amber can't be bothered to plan, make sure she looks presentable, ensure no distractions or interruptions or even give us continuity from day to day. What on earth does she think she has that's worth paying for?
She's not well spoken, educated, never mind not put together - most of the time she's not even clean, doesn't have an interesting job or life circumstances. All she has "going for her" is her gargantuan bulk & frankly, there are plenty more death fats out there, increasingly offering better entertainment.
It's interesting that she hasn't said much more about Patreon - is she still enjoying many a girlish giggle scrawling vague plans into her Patreon journal? Or is she realizing that like it or not, she WILL have to keep her viewers happy on Patreon?
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Friend, Chris chan runs a patreon where he offers quite literally nothing, not even so much as a "thanks" and dumb shits still throw money at him (albeit like $100 a month, but still). Patreon has an implied contract where it's implied that the content creator owes you nothing. It's just implied that you'll keep throwing money at them because that's easier than just pressing a button to have your credit card company deny the payment. For people like Chris and Amber, it's a business model that thrives off of the path of least resistance.
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I bet she has pica and toothpaste is one of her addictions. Amber totally has the makeup for it. If you watch the show "My Strange Addiction" where 80% of the candidates have pica, they almost all come from poverty and are obese.
mysterymoment
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“I don’t really think of Starbucks as a food place” and yet you managed to find the food there, congrats.
Edit: oh my god 0.25 miles is 400 metres. 9 minutes?! That’s insane, a baby could crawl 400 metres in a quarter of that time.....
Edit: oh my god 0.25 miles is 400 metres. 9 minutes?! That’s insane, a baby could crawl 400 metres in a quarter of that time.....
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That shirt is old, but this might be the first time we've seen her wear it without a cardigan. Here's a comparison of her wearing it now vs wearing it in 2017 at the beginning of her relationship with Becky:
Also, imagine being almost 30 years old and bragging that you read over 60 pages in a book when you only intended to read 27.
This isn't middle school.
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A minty midnight snack.
SituationTypeThing
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Lots of full-time traveling fruitarians, raw vegans and yoga gurus who need to be in bali or some other exotic locale have patreons as a form of ebegging, to support their lifestyles. So it's not about the quality of the content they put up, but rather a gift of sunshine rays and light beams and good vibrations to the universe or whatever they call it in crunchy speak. That said, Amber isn't even wandering around hunting for durians (unless that's a euphemism for yeasty, moldy, smelly bits in her folds), so what lifestyle would she ask people to support?
I'm surprised that neither Amber nor Chantel got on the Cameo wagon. Maybe they tried but weren't accepted by cameo? Lots of people buy cameos from people they hate on reality tv (like paul on 90 day fiance), just to laugh at them. (waste of money, but idiots do it)
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Walk with Me? Shamblynn
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On This Episode of THE TONGUE THRUSTERS
her lil tunggy is spotted at 1:52
makes a complete exit from her mouth hole and then slithers back in
i understand licking her chops after food & drink
I just dont get the chop licking when she's just talking
somebody explain
her lil tunggy is spotted at 1:52
makes a complete exit from her mouth hole and then slithers back in
i understand licking her chops after food & drink
I just dont get the chop licking when she's just talking
somebody explain
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To be fair, pica can be caused by nutritional deficiencies; for instance, people who chew a lot of ice tend to have anemia and vice versa - poverty and obesity don't necessarily have anything to do with it. But toothpaste or other things from "My Strange Addiction"? Yeah that's fucking weird...
And thanks for the info re: her 40-minute mile... I should have known she was out of breath for most of it.
God help her if she gets COVID. The shortness of breath it can cause is horrific and if she's already gasping after less than tenth of a mile she'll be taken out for sure.
And thanks for the info re: her 40-minute mile... I should have known she was out of breath for most of it.
God help her if she gets COVID. The shortness of breath it can cause is horrific and if she's already gasping after less than tenth of a mile she'll be taken out for sure.
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“Low key” ..... need I say more on that? 
who the fuck needs all colors of the same fugly earrings?
the bra.. she only has 1 of those black bras that she seems to be wearing EVERY day
how long before it becomes pasted to her body like old dotty? when she moved her arms I could tell the bra still isn’t positioned right on her because under her armpit the bra was all bunched up. That’s called not on Right or just plain not fitting..
Pumpkins how many does her apartment need? And you know she’s not going to reuse those again next year.
who the fuck needs all colors of the same fugly earrings?
the bra.. she only has 1 of those black bras that she seems to be wearing EVERY day
how long before it becomes pasted to her body like old dotty? when she moved her arms I could tell the bra still isn’t positioned right on her because under her armpit the bra was all bunched up. That’s called not on Right or just plain not fitting..Pumpkins
how many does her apartment need? And you know she’s not going to reuse those again next year.
Chía P.
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Oh but she is a gambler. I remember she said in one video that she spent a chunk of money on a gambling site. It's a good thing she's spending her money like that, the channel is slowly dying and in a few years people will forget about her completely. She better take advantage now and spend it like she has the talent or intelligence to make more permanently. At least she'll have the memory of being able to spend a lot, she can hang on to that memory while she struggles in a trailer park.
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She just bought 2 toothpastes like a week ago...
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Al's filming while waddling makes me queasy. Barf.
And I hope Thumby enjoyed that one week she had her room to herself before Hippopotalynn heaved herself in. Maybe the payoff was letting the Thumb loose by herself with the debit card at the Apple store.
And I hope Thumby enjoyed that one week she had her room to herself before Hippopotalynn heaved herself in. Maybe the payoff was letting the Thumb loose by herself with the debit card at the Apple store.
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She's probably using the toothpaste and other random goods to 'buy' her friendships again.
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Could've at least taken Twinkie on that walk. Poor dog must be missing sunlight and fresh air
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The Patreon idea just baffles me. Even the most ardent Ambabies usually have the mentality of "I skip through Ambers ads because I don't want to give her a dime to kill herself with" or "stop buying shit and focus on yr hulth!". So that leaves who then that would want to pay her out of pocket? If her list of patrons were mostly feeders, that would be the day!
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The way she fucking TOSSES stuff into the cart gives me anxiety. I was waiting to see if she was going to do it with the nail polish too, but she cut the clip right there.
Also, am I remembering it wrong, or did she say she wasn’t going to talk about her health and weight at all? I think she made it sound like a point blank period hole kind of situation, but now she’s claiming she didn’t say that. As if there wasn’t a video proving it. Girl.
Also, am I remembering it wrong, or did she say she wasn’t going to talk about her health and weight at all? I think she made it sound like a point blank period hole kind of situation, but now she’s claiming she didn’t say that. As if there wasn’t a video proving it. Girl.