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What is it with cows and mobile game whalery.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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How come pot and kiddie meth are illegal but pay-to-win isn't?
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DSP's 1-person WWE Champions guild is about to get one more member 
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Lowtax is the Mike Tyson of internet cows. He could have easily retired and lived off the interest of his millions of dollars if he wasn't such a retard.
At this rate his future is an SRO apartment full of funko pops and farts.
At this rate his future is an SRO apartment full of funko pops and farts.
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Wonder which mobile game he's been shovelling money into while scoffing his face with goldbelly pies and pills.
Also wtf - why is Ashley still in a shelter? I thought someone here said those places eventually sorted out accommodations so she wouldn't be in hostel like conditions for weeks on end?
Also wtf - why is Ashley still in a shelter? I thought someone here said those places eventually sorted out accommodations so she wouldn't be in hostel like conditions for weeks on end?
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I'd actually support Lowtax's Patreon if he would do Gaming Garbage with Phil.DSP's 1-person WWE Champions guild is about to get one more member
I'd be the Dick & Maddox magic again.
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FIFTEEN GRAND?! Dude, just buy 250 full price AAA games instead!
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lowtax is such a petty faggot he‘ll burn every dollar he has to keep Ashli from getting anything.
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They're investments, you idiots. He'll be able to sell his mobile game limited edition microtransactions for MILLIONS in a few years.
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That's what I'm thinking he's doing, which explains a lot of the purchases. He'd rather burn it all then come to court claiming he has nothing.
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Mobile game microtransactions are no joke, gotta get those waifus in gacha games.
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Never thought SA was THAT profitable
RapidUnplannedDisassembly
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That looks like a pretty clinical objective outline of more or less everything that an outsider-looking-in has made conclusions against, as far back as Megan. Lowtax is a self-centered, irresponsible, hyper-indulgent cad who is the only person allowed to point out personal faults with himself. Fatherhood did not change or improve him; it demonstrated just how far he's willing to go to at the expense of others, no matter how close they are to him, to gratify himself.
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Lowtax has been a documented Hearthstone whale for many years , but 15k sounds like he might've gotten into Raid Shadow Legends (which is apparently the fucking devil) or some other heavy shit.
The mobile game epidemic is worse than anyone can even imagine. I've run into married 40 year old men that pour thousands of dollars a month into shit like Raid Shadow Legends or Power Rangers Legacy Wars. Pay to win is a drug.
The irony of playing bad games for your 'profession' while whaling out on even worse games in your leisure time.
TheAnonOnion
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You rich faggot, donate to the Kiwi Farms via btc instead
or give everything to DSP he needs it for his 3rd house.
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What a dsp move, hope he has the same luck as Phil with the bank's.
Leonard Helplessness
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Is shit like this grounds for an asset freeze? And if so, will that torpedo the sale of Something Awful LLC?
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My mom used to work at a women's shelter and she would mention that some people would stay there for weeks on end. No idea why though.