Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Maybe The Dick Show has run its course in its current format. I haven't listened to the last three episodes, so I don't know whether things have improved, but it's been directionless and treading water for some time. It is obvious that the show needs an enemy to focus on and provide creative impetus.

It's still directionless and treading water. Dick is scraping the barrel looking for things to scream about. The bulk of the show is now Dick just skimming our very own Articles & News subforum for crazy news stories and complaining about them. This week's episode featured a segment where Dick gets mad because he had to wait in line at the post office while some girls were browsing through novelty stamps, and then he went on to talk about LuLuLemon putting out some anti-capitalist statement.

I'm not through the episode yet, but I'll post my notes and timestamps when I am.
 
I think JLH putting this info first into the hands of people Dick hates the most to be one of the funniest parts of this. They don’t even need to be funny, themselves. Giving the two people Dick finds the most annoying and lowly the power to laugh at him publicly probably pissed him off more than someone else with more “clout.” Sometimes I think she knew exactly what she was doing.
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I think we all know who deserves all the credit/blame.... @BIG_BRAD

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Oh hey check it out, Dax is trying to spin his crying video he sent as him being alpha chad and not sadder than Maddox. Good thing we have the simp texts that show this is not the case. Hey Dax, remember when you said your eyes still hurt?
 
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Maybe The Dick Show has run its course in its current format. I haven't listened to the last three episodes, so I don't know whether things have improved, but it's been directionless and treading water for some time. It is obvious that the show needs an enemy to focus on and provide creative impetus.
Asteroids was loosable, but I honestly haven't really listened to a full show since Peach stopped appearing.
For the past year the whole thing has been 'Bloated boomer junkie pretends to be mad at nothing, silent man in corner stretches jaw and prays someone interesting calls in.'
 
I think we all know who deserves all the credit/blame.... @BIG_BRAD

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Oh hey check it out, Dax is trying to spin his crying video he sent as him being alpha chad and not sadder than Maddox. Good thing we have the simp texts that show this is not the case. Hey Dax, remember when you said your eyes still hurt?
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Try to not give Jesse any credit, we'll never hear the end of it.
I will say this, part of the coming to terms with Dax being a lolcow is realizing that Jesse wasn't lying the whole time and does deserve a slice of credit. The stuff he did when he white knighted for Maddox was gay, but Jesse has come into his own as of late and improved as far as what he does.

I mean if you think Jesse is dogshit you can sprinkle sugar on it and still be left with a dogshit frosted in sugar. An improvement, sure but still dog shit. If you don't like the guys schtick then you never will and it will always be dogshit.

But he was right about a lot of Dax insight. While he did make shit up while defending Maddox, he seems to of stopped out right just making shit up. His stuff is watchable now and he seems to have a fanbase now (even if it's just a small cult following).
 
I will say this, part of the coming to terms with Dax being a lolcow is realizing that Jesse wasn't lying the whole time and does deserve a slice of credit. The stuff he did when he white knighted for Maddox was gay, but Jesse has come into his own as of late and improved as far as what he does.

I mean if you think Jesse is dogshit you can sprinkle sugar on it and still be left with a dogshit frosted in sugar. An improvement, sure but still dog shit. If you don't like the guys schtick then you never will and it will always be dogshit.

But he was right about a lot of Dax insight. While he did make shit up while defending Maddox, he seems to of stopped out right just making shit up. His stuff is watchable now and he seems to have a fanbase now (even if it's just a small cult following).
I would honestly kind of like Jesse's content if he would just shorten his show and cut out all the self congratulatory claptrap and the morning zoo gags (like the applause toy). If you have patience, there is actually a good show buried in those 2+ hours with some legitimately funny material sprinkled in, but it is a chore to get through as it is.

I also think he should probably cool it on the pizza fund grifting. I'm sure his interview with Metal Jess and Cameron Clarke was fine but I'm certainly not going to pay $12 to watch it and judging from the lack of discussion of it outside of his Twitter, I'm not alone there. Even $5 would be pushing it at the level he is at.
 
I would honestly kind of like Jesse's content if he would just shorten his show and cut out all the self congratulatory claptrap and the morning zoo gags (like the applause toy). If you have patience, there is actually a good show buried in those 2+ hours with some legitimately funny material sprinkled in, but it is a chore to get through as it is.
A famous dude who looked kinda gay once said something more people need to listen to.
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Regardless of your politics, it always bothers me when people make a profit of death, not to mention not even 24 hours later. He had this shirt ready to go within like an hour or two. I guess that's lolbertarian capitalism. You too can profit off a Supreme Court Justice's death for the low, low price of $22.99. It's not even that great of slogan. A total dad joke, 'Ruth Bader Gonesburg, am I right?'
 
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Regardless of your politics, it always bothers me when people make a profit of death, not to mention not even 24 hours later. He had this shirt ready to go within like an hour or two. I guess that's lolbertarian capitalism. You too can profit off a Supreme Court Justice's death for the low, low price of $22.99. It's not even that great of slogan. A total dad joke, 'Ruth Bader Gonesburg, am I right?'
I have seen dozens of edgy teenagers with anime profiles on twitter make far better jokes about her death than "Gonesburg."

Come on dick, atleast mention the fact she's burning in hell with Mcain and George Floyd.
 
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Regardless of your politics, it always bothers me when people make a profit of death, not to mention not even 24 hours later. He had this shirt ready to go within like an hour or two. I guess that's lolbertarian capitalism. You too can profit off a Supreme Court Justice's death for the low, low price of $22.99. It's not even that great of slogan. A total dad joke, 'Ruth Bader Gonesburg, am I right?'
You know, shit joke aside just put that put with her real name and some of the meltdown fucks will throw money at it.

As always, Dick doesn't know dick about good merch.
 
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Regardless of your politics, it always bothers me when people make a profit of death, not to mention not even 24 hours later. He had this shirt ready to go within like an hour or two. I guess that's lolbertarian capitalism. You too can profit off a Supreme Court Justice's death for the low, low price of $22.99. It's not even that great of slogan. A total dad joke, 'Ruth Bader Gonesburg, am I right?'

Jesus. He is such a ghoul.
 
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Regardless of your politics, it always bothers me when people make a profit of death, not to mention not even 24 hours later. He had this shirt ready to go within like an hour or two. I guess that's lolbertarian capitalism. You too can profit off a Supreme Court Justice's death for the low, low price of $22.99. It's not even that great of slogan. A total dad joke, 'Ruth Bader Gonesburg, am I right?'
What amazes me is that he didn't somehow make it a lolicon reference.
 
Cool as shit! Reminds me of the time Maddox made a poop knife shirt.
That is one of the worst shirt designs I've ever seen in my life. Both the idea (who would wear a t-shirt of a knife cutting into shit) and the execution (the blade of the knife is a shitty gradient and it looks like something Maddox threw together in Paint).

Oh wait, I know a worse one:
 
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Regardless of your politics, it always bothers me when people make a profit of death, not to mention not even 24 hours later. He had this shirt ready to go within like an hour or two. I guess that's lolbertarian capitalism. You too can profit off a Supreme Court Justice's death for the low, low price of $22.99. It's not even that great of slogan. A total dad joke, 'Ruth Bader Gonesburg, am I right?'
Drugs aren't cheap and Daddy Dick needs them to fend off his crippling depression. His best years are long behind him and that reality is starting to set in.

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I have seen dozens of edgy teenagers with anime profiles on twitter make far better jokes about her death than "Gonesburg."

Come on dick, atleast mention the fact she's burning in hell with Mcain and George Floyd.
He neuters the "joke" with the years and #RIP. It's not sharp enough to be funny, it's not respectful enough for the idiots who actually liked the coathanger kween. No one with self respect would wear this in public. The only ones who would buy that shirt are sad Dick riders.

If you're going to be a ghoul, do it right.
(T. Ghoul)
 
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Regardless of your politics, it always bothers me when people make a profit of death, not to mention not even 24 hours later. He had this shirt ready to go within like an hour or two. I guess that's lolbertarian capitalism. You too can profit off a Supreme Court Justice's death for the low, low price of $22.99. It's not even that great of slogan. A total dad joke, 'Ruth Bader Gonesburg, am I right?'
I disagree, Andrew Breitbart had the right idea when Ted Kennedy died. Point out their evil, don't try to offer a pretty picture of them just because they died. That said it's weak af.
 
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