Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Azafran90 said:
Absolutely nothing changed for her since Obama's administration
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That's not true! We found her during Trump. She became popular!

Besides, what if she needs an astral abortion after getting knocked up by one of her ghost husbands again? Do you think its easy being a single/poly astral mother in this economic environment?

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That double chin tho
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Those are the ugliest pants I've ever seen. How can she spend a majority of her life on aesthetic boards and come out looking like a wall that was vandalized by special needs students?

And that necklace picture...could...could it be the second coming?

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WinchesterPremium said:
Besides, what if she needs an astral abortion after getting knocked up by one of her ghost husbands again? Do you think its easy being a single/poly astral mother in this economic environment?
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She can just fob off her next space child on the Goddess of the underworld to babysit it forever again.
 
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Bit off the current track, but I've been wondering what a crossover between her and Christine would be like. I mean it works so well: Chris is "soft birb," believes in alternate dimesions and magic and smells pretty rank himself. It's a match fated by the anchuent prophesy.
They'd politisperg and probably write out or even draw some of their roleplays. We'd get milk and we'd get crazy bad art. :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:

Tl;dr- It will either be the perfect Autism Storm or it'll be so awkward and so disgusting we cringe ourselves to death.
 
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Blonde Bomb said:
I think she uses it as an excuse for her own vindictive thoughts, the actions she'd like to take, but she knows they're wrong. Her ghosts want to harm her employer? That's because Staph wants to. I'm not sure if it's intelligence or a mental condition to place 'the blame' of wanting to take those actions on her ghosts.

Oddly enough (and a bit of a power level), I worked with an Autistic girl who once drew a school shooting scene because she didn't get what she wanted. Well, we had to call in the school psychologist & couldn't let her back to class & couldn't send her home because it was a threat to harm others. So, we're sitting in the office for over an hour & she starts to draw.

Turns out, it was a ghost who told her to do it. She said a ghost of a boy, wearing a black trench coat & a cap with a 'B' on it told her to hurt all those students. Gee, what famous school shooter wore a trench coat & was a fan of the Boston Red Sox...?

So, eventually, her mom arrives & we can send her home. The girls starts sobbing, saying "They won't leave me alone, they want me to do bad things, they want to do bad things..." We show the mom the drawing & tell her about the ghosts & the mom (who was also Autistic) says "Oh, yes. All my children see ghosts."

I could totally see Staph trying to pull something like that. "It wasn't me! It was Ricky! He loves me & he wants to hurt the people who make me sad!"
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One symptom of autism is the inability to separate fantasy from reality. I've never been completely sure that Steph is autistic since she doesn't really fit the classic profile, too much other shit going on under the hood, but her insistence that her fantasies (that she very much knows are, in fact, fantasies) are real and her need to convince others that they are real so that she's validated in her pretend world are probably the most obvious autism symptom. Aside from her self-professed echolalia, anyway.

It's why Chris has been spiraling out of control since he was fucked with by the Idea Guys. He's just been retreating further and further into fantasy, and even though there are signs that there is a rational part of his brain that knows this is all bullshit, he refuses to admit it and won't even interact with people unless they fuel his delusion.

If Steph had a cult of asskissers who fed into her own delusions of marrying ghosts and casting spells, she would be way more open about them and not try to be all coy when talking about them on the internet. You can see it when you look back on her channeling Michael Jackson. She's much more brazen about her beliefs.

WinchesterPremium said:
And that necklace picture...could...could it be the second coming?

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Man, I had that exact same thought as soon as I saw the thumbnail.

I wonder if she knows about Chris.
 
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Meowthkip said:
One symptom of autism is the inability to separate fantasy from reality. I've never been completely sure that Steph is autistic since she doesn't really fit the classic profile, too much other shit going on under the hood, but her insistence that her fantasies (that she very much knows are, in fact, fantasies) are real and her need to convince others that they are real so that she's validated in her pretend world are probably the most obvious autism symptom. Aside from her self-professed echolalia, anyway.

It's why Chris has been spiraling out of control since he was fucked with by the Idea Guys. He's just been retreating further and further into fantasy, and even though there are signs that there is a rational part of his brain that knows this is all bullshit, he refuses to admit it and won't even interact with people unless they fuel his delusion.

If Steph had a cult of asskissers who fed into her own delusions of marrying ghosts and casting spells, she would be way more open about them and not try to be all coy when talking about them on the internet. You can see it when you look back on her channeling Michael Jackson. She's much more brazen about her beliefs.



Man, I had that exact same thought as soon as I saw the thumbnail.

I wonder if she knows about Chris.
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The only way not to hear about OPL is if you're a boomer (or at the very least the mindset of a boomer) or you never had access to the internet.
 
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THOTHunterAlice said:
The only way not to hear about OPL is if you're a boomer (or at the very least the mindset of a boomer) or you never had access to the internet.
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There are people who don't know. I seen them on Twitter. They think Chris is some kind of innocent trans woman and they don't know anything else.

Or they're in denial, IDK
 
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I think more people have heard of Sonichu than Chris. Sonichu is a much bigger meme in the scheme of things, but the actual history of Chris goes pretty unnoticed for a lot of people until they stumble down the rabbit hole.

I can personally say I had heard of Sonichu well before I knew about Chris Chan as a person. I knew he was the guy that made Sonichu and that was it. Then one day I found some YouTube video which was a parody 'lecture' on Sonichu which went into a little bit of Chris' history and it opened my eyes to the absolute shitshow that surrounded him. I mean honestly, just finding out more about the Sonichu comics was incredible, I just thought it was 'lol sonic and Pikachu together how original" until that video let me deep dive into the lore :story: I think after that I found the original comprehensive history videos, which at the time were only up to like episode 3 or 4.

IMO Chris is like baby's first lolcow. You start going down that rabbit hole starting with the strange self inserted, badly drawn comic book and then find an entire cave system of shit that leads to more and more bullshit, before you then arrive at this thread and start learning about ghost fucking and poo pop pee pee rituals and wonder how looking at the history of an autistic man, who probably should never have been online unsupervised, has lead you to this moment.
 
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Chicken Picnic said:
I think more people have heard of Sonichu than Chris. Sonichu is a much bigger meme in the scheme of things, but the actual history of Chris goes pretty unnoticed for a lot of people until they stumble down the rabbit hole.

I can personally say I had heard of Sonichu well before I knew about Chris Chan as a person. I knew he was the guy that made Sonichu and that was it. Then one day I found some YouTube video which was a parody 'lecture' on Sonichu which went into a little bit of Chris' history and it opened my eyes to the absolute shitshow that surrounded him. I mean honestly, just finding out more about the Sonichu comics was incredible, I just thought it was 'lol sonic and Pikachu together how original" until that video let me deep dive into the lore :story: I think after that I found the original comprehensive history videos, which at the time were only up to like episode 3 or 4.

IMO Chris is like baby's first lolcow. You start going down that rabbit hole starting with the strange self inserted, badly drawn comic book and then find an entire cave system of shit that leads to more and more bullshit, before you then arrive at this thread and start learning about ghost fucking and poo pop pee pee rituals and wonder how looking at the history of an autistic man, who probably should never have been online unsupervised, has lead you to this moment.
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I wouldn't say he's baby's first per say, (Mine was Snapesnogger) but he certainly is the textbook example of a lolcow.

Staph is on the same caliber, with an sjw and true and honest female flavor. They have so much in common like neglecting or outright abusing their animals.
-It's almost like Staph is an alternative timeline Chris.
 
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DatBepisTho said:
I wouldn't say he's baby's first per say, (Mine was Snapesnogger) but he certainly is the textbook example of a lolcow.

Staph is on the same caliber, with an sjw and true and honest female flavor. They have so much in common like neglecting or outright abusing their animals.
-It's almost like Staph is an alternative timeline Chris.
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Her lore isn't anywhere near as expansive as Chris's, but it's also much deeper than that of you average, run-of-the-mill cow.

She's the last of the Tumblr Classic style cows that's worthy of a thread this long. Most of the others are just kind of copies of each other with their own minor quirks. As much as Steph is a poser in so many of the subcultures she tries to inhabit, she's also very distinct and unique in weirdness due to the sheer magnitude of "wtf" that's going on with her. She is, paradoxically, a mirror of every stereotypical Tumblr cow trait, while also being so bizarre that she can only really be compared to internet legends like SephirothSlave or the Snape Wives.

She's not on as many levels of batshit as Chris is, but she's definitely an underrated cow that could stand with the best of them.
 
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