Why the Hell did the Spiders decide to choose my house?

I usually put my huntsman in a catlick school girl outfit and leave them outside to catch libs and jews. Works every time. Then I sell the meat to the chinese take out place down the road. I use the money for fig bars and unhealthy soda, or pop, or cola, whatever I prefer.
 
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, they're yellow and have wierd ass looking legs
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Cheiracanthium, commonly called yellow sac spiders, is a genus of araneomorph spiders in the family Cheiracanthiidae, and was first described by Carl Ludwig Koch in 1839.[4] They are usually pale in colour, and have an abdomen that can range from yellow to beige. Both sexes range in size from 5 to 10 millimetres (0.20 to 0.39 in). They are unique among common house spiders because their tarsi (tarsi are legs) do not point either outward, like members of Tegenaria, or inward, like members of Araneus),

Some of these spiders are attracted to the smell of volatiles in gasoline.[8] An unspecified Cheiracanthium species is reportedly attracted to the smell of petroleum and has caused problems by weaving webs inside the canister vent of particular models of Mazda vehicles
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Stop huffing petrol OP, you fucking rama rama
 
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verygayFrogs said:
I don’t huff gas, my house has gas heat,

Also for the size the ones I killed last night were about the size of a quarter. Fuckers look like they walk on stilts
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On stilts? Like Daddy Long Legs, or not so spindly? How long is the abdomen, and how is it shaped? Are they fuzzy?
 
yeah as long as they're not something that are poisonous to humans and you're making sure they hang out around places you don't sleep, then hey free pest control
wherever you are insects were there for millions of years so you'll always lose, might as well get assistance from what forces you can
 
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XYZpdq said:
yeah as long as they're not something that are poisonous to humans and you're making sure they hang out around places you don't sleep, then hey free pest control
wherever you are insects were there for millions of years so you'll always lose, might as well get assistance from what forces you can
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I found 2 in my bedroom. That’s what caused me to make the thread
 
Like someone said upthread you can get this home defense spray that sorta looks like those weed killer kits. You can spray along the outside your house. I think they have an indoor ourdoor sort so you could spray the base boards of your bedroom to be extra safe. I don't use it usually if i can avoid it, but if they are bothering you enough to make a thread its probably your best option.
 
Hey guys! One showed up in my bedroom again and I got pictures
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Sorry for shit quality, as you can tell it’s really high up
 
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