What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[byuu]

It's nothing compared to the real Kinder egg autism of collecting complete sets of the figurines.

 

[Stoneheart]

It's nothing compared to the real Kinder egg autism of collecting complete sets of the figurines.

those people standing around shaking eggs to find the ones with the right figurines were funny.

 

[Fart]

Whatever fruit/vegetable grows from Plautistic.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The vegetable is Chris Chan.

 

[Jon Conroy]

Chicken tenders.

 

[Crustyguy]

Chicken Mcnuggets with no sauce (even with sauce they're a favorite among autists)
Steak 'n' Shake. From what I have eaten, I cannot imagine anyone but the most tasteless of people to enjoy their food.
Fruit Snacks. Fruit without the texture or any subtlety in flavor.
The more obscure kinds of Dorito's and Mtn. Dew. Only a real sperg is gonna be desperately craving something like White-out
Kraft mac and cheese, of course.
Any kind of cheese-dust coated chip.

 

[{o}P II]

I have heard from a doctor that autistic people love dry rolls (they have been a favourite of mine since age 5)

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Chicken tenders. My mother nearly fought me over Chicken tenders. As we ate chicken nuggets, she grumbled over how Chick-fil-a only now had spicy chicken tenders. I'm now convinced that the THOUGHT of tenders turns the average person autistic.

 

[Baloney Face]

Guess I'm not autistic enough -- is there a significant difference between "tenders" and "nuggets"?
I thought it was just a matter of brand names.

 

[AnOminous]

FUCK YOU TENDIES ARE BEST FOOD EVER!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Guess I'm not autistic enough -- is there a significant difference between "tenders" and "nuggets"?
I thought it was just a matter of brand names.

Nuggets are smaller, whereas tenders are longer, though both are generally fried.

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

One brave man has reached his breaking point and is making a public stand for tendies representation

 

[Baloney Face]

 

[I Love Beef]

This might've been said before but the touch of 'tism isn't present as much in individual foodstuffs as it is the presentation.

Strong "savory" flavored (i.e., tendies, mac and cheese, bacon) or "sweet" flavored (chocolate) food, that is scrupulously separated from other food on the plate, is the hallmark of autism.

If one food should touch the other, a mighty REE shall echo across the land, and Mommy will learn to regret the day she upset her Good Boy.

Yeesh, and I thought separating the meal from the dessert was meticulous of me. I couldn't imagine them though trying out sweet and sour chicken or teriyaki anything or any flavor blend food, they'd flip the fuck out. I can see them enjoying the sickening taste of full on high fructose/chemically processed food however.

 

[Pissmaster]

I was eating some Teddy Grahams and I thought of this thread

 

[General Tug Boat]

Just separate based on colour code and you would be the king of autism.

 

[Looney Troons]

Sushi is ruined by weebs and japanophiles for me.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

This shit
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How lazy do you have to be that you see this as a viable option?

The UK Supermarket Tesco sells this shit as part of their imported American section and it's marked up to like, £4.50 a jar which is almost 6 bucks. Idiots buy it, entire, gaping idiots.

 

[Empty]

 

[Syaoran Li]

If I had to pick, either Cheetos or the memetically infamous tendies

Most pointless food ever made.

The only context it ever made sense was as a prepackaged junk food for places like schools and day care. Otherwise I agree it's pointless and nobody whose age is in the double digits would be caught dead eating it if they have any dignity.

Can't believe no one mentioned Mountain Dew. It's the favorite of most autistic groups out there: MLG, neckbeards and people who play too much vidya, they lack social life.

Disagree because Mountain Dew is also popular among rednecks and hood rats. It's probably a lot more popular among rednecks than among the stereotypical "neckbeard" and has been a lot more popular with the hillbilly crowd a lot longer. The drink was literally invented in Southwest Virginia, right in the heart of Appalachia. It was called Mountain Dew because it was meant to be mixed with moonshine (since "mountain dew" is an archaic Irish slang term for moonshine or poitin)

This old commercial from the early 1960's is a lot closer to the actual main demographic of Dew drinkers today than any of that "extreme gamer" shit that made it get associated with neckbeards