🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sam Losco]

Anyone want to look through the achievement leaderboards w/ me?
Here's KH3, KH2, and KH

Edit:
Assuming she had a PSN account in CA, we're not necessarily looking for a recently made account, but one that has gotten an achievement recently

Likely a waste of time. The last trophy achieved on the ColorfulRalph account on the 17th was

That's for Kingdom Hearts 3, so she's finished the game. That's likely why we aren't seeing new activity.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Likely a waste of time. The last trophy achieved on the ColorfulRalph account on the 17th was

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That's for Kingdom Hearts 3, so she's finished the game. That's likely why we aren't seeing new activity.

However that collection, as I mentioned earlier has other games to it, I suppose Faith is too casual to even bother with them, let alone do more then a solo game. It also is telling that the gunt is such a cheap fuck he wont but the Re:Mind DLC for her that finishes the story, though Im sure she prolly already knows what the story is.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Chroma key if anyone wants it. Also fixed the fucked up hand bit.

 

[Freedom Fries]

However that collection, as I mentioned earlier has other games to it, I suppose Faith is too casual to even bother with them, let alone do more then a solo game. It also is telling that the gunt is such a cheap fuck he wont but the Re:Mind DLC for her that finishes the story, though Im sure she prolly already knows what the story is.

There's a story? I thought it was just a bunch of Disney characters pretending to be Chinese all strung together.

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

It was a few things, 1st being telling full blast to disable chats on the e michael jones appearances( on request from emj) and ralph was in the comments telling people to fuck off if they didn't like it and that full blast would do what he says because its his content. Then came Ralph asking full blast to crack down on chat a little bit. Then Full blast was muting or timing out people who talked about or said that PPP won and him disagreeing and "Gunt Guarding" . Then when the tide had turned on ralph full blast offered/let PPP and godwinson put a vid up or use the channel. Then Ralph chimped out at full blast and apparently sent him angry messages telling him to pull down all the killstream eps or hed claim them and get them taken down by youtube. I'll try and go back through this thread and the simpspiracy one to find the exact details but this is roughly what happened.

I am 95% sure it was Styx that stipulated no chat on the FBF restream. I cannot remember exactly where it was said but it was from Ralph's mouth, I think. The chat warned FBF how it would all end many times, especially when he made Gunt and friends moderators.

EMJ has skin thicker than a Rhino, he would not have cared.

 

[Postal Pippa]

There's a story? I thought it was just a bunch of Disney characters pretending to be Chinese all strung together.

I mean KH III sorta was. There were no Final Fantasy characters until the DLC, and then there were 4. And well, story is generous but yeah, theres something resembling an anime plotline in there somewhere.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

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I feel like a pathetic manlet fraud when I round my height up by a half inch, but pee-wee piggy has the chutzpah to claim to be a whole half foot taller than he is. If he was a book, his title would be 'The Audacity of Bloat.'

 

[Honored guest]

For all the chroma key users

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Source: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW9G0ImVPqATFXdf-N1z6pA/videos they got a few other related green screens for memes.

I just now noticed how fat his fangers are, he can't even fully extend the middle finger on his right hand. pig hooves indeed.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Hey thats when ralph was drunk and thought he was Jordan Owen scamming 23,000 dollars off people. He doxed my whole family and life and contacted my work the next day. Good times!

I just checked the original stream and I didn't realize it's where he also screams "you jew hating piece of shit".
Here's a more complete clip.

 

[Postal Pippa]

I just checked the original stream and I didn't realize it's where he also screams "you jew hating piece of shit".
Here's a more complete clip.
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Its amazing how in all these years his banter hasnt improved at all. Im glad I didnt care about GG during the time and just kept playing video games. And look at this, Games still turned to fuckin garbage.

Also Ralph talking about riding IAs dick, wow Ralph. And MLK worked to an actual cause you dumb fuck, free or not @theralph Im honestly surprised at how stupid you were back then and how stupid youve become since. And interesting, implying that IA wouldnt invite someone to his house makes him weak? Holy shit the dumb fuck levels are hitting fucking Idiocracy.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Its amazing how in all these years his banter hasnt improved at all. Im glad I didnt care about GG during the time and just kept playing video games. And look at this, Games still turned to fuckin garbage.

Also Ralph talking about riding IAs dick, wow Ralph. And MLK worked to an actual cause you dumb fuck, free or not @theralph Im honestly surprised at how stupid you were back then and how stupid youve become since. And interesting, implying that IA wouldnt invite someone to his house makes him weak? Holy shit the dumb fuck levels are hitting fucking Idiocracy.

I find it funny that he was so bothered by Metokur's comment about using GG to make money but never had the balls to attack him directly so he takes it out on someone else.

 

[Captain Manning]

I just checked the original stream and I didn't realize it's where he also screams "you jew hating piece of shit".
Here's a more complete clip.
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@Bryan Dunn vs @theralph is the antithesis to Alien vs Predator. No matter who wins, we all win.

More entertaining to watch than those shit movies too.

 

[Mulp]

I just checked the original stream and I didn't realize it's where he also screams "you jew hating piece of shit".
Here's a more complete clip.
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Ooooh. He talked wrongly about Jim back them. Oooh~

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He always joked about Sargon being delusional about gamergate, yet compares himself to MLK.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I just checked the original stream and I didn't realize it's where he also screams "you jew hating piece of shit".
Here's a more complete clip.
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He used to have antisemites but now he's platforming white nationalist and every caller rants about the jews.

He always joked about Sargon being delusional about gamergate, yet compares himself to MLK.

You heard Ralph, He has done more for the white race than anybody. He has a dream that all white fat alcoholics can groom teenage girls.

 

[johnisdeer]

I am 95% sure it was Styx that stipulated no chat on the FBF restream. I cannot remember exactly where it was said but it was from Ralph's mouth, I think. The chat warned FBF how it would all end many times, especially when he made Gunt and friends moderators.

EMJ has skin thicker than a Rhino, he would not have cared.

Well its the same here, i'm pretty sure it was emj. I've been trying to see if anything was posted in this thread about it but its taking ages and really annoying plus the full blast channel doesn't have the stream anymore so its gonna be a bitch to find . I found this though and heres the post it was attached to- https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/post-5922340

 

[Krystal]

Probably late but:
Goodbye guntguards
I'm drinking over you
Goodbye guntguards
I'm drinking drinking drinking over you
it' the best I could come up with

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Does anyone know if Ethan's a Cubs fan?
So I was just watching the end of the Twins@Cubs game on ESPN, when I saw a certain brand being endorsed on the stadium. I couldn't take a screenshot fast enough, but I found an image of it online:

That's right Ethan. They got a sponsorship from your beverage of choice!
And that's not all! The owner even has their own special bourbon called Chicago Cubs Reserve!

Perhaps you could bring Fai Fai to a game or two. She may even have fun with you for once, if the alcohol hasn't told you that already!

 

[Edilg]

Does anyone know if Ethan's a Cubs fan?
So I was just watching the end of the Twins@Cubs game on ESPN, when I saw a certain brand being endorsed on the stadium. I couldn't take a screenshot fast enough, but I found an image of it online:
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That's right Ethan. They got a sponsorship from your beverage of choice!
And that's not all! The owner even has their own special bourbon called Chicago Cubs Reserve!
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Perhaps you could bring Fai Fai to a game or two. She may even have fun with you for once, if the alcohol hasn't told you that already!

Ralph seems to only like Football and Basketball. The two most White Nigger (and regular Nigger) sports in America.

Oh yeah and wrastlin'

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ralph seems to only like Football and Basketball. The two most White Nigger (and regular Nigger) sports in America.

Oh yeah and wrastlin'

He can't appreciate the fine art of curling.