🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Postal Pippa]

He can't appreciate the fine art of curling.

Or a true American sport like the national pass time, Baseball.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Probably late but:
Goodbye guntguards
I'm drinking over you
Goodbye guntguards
I'm drinking drinking drinking over you
it' the best I could come up with

You naive man, have ever heard of the fable of the Trolli Bard? He was imprisoned for his music, some say he haunts this very thread.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Would AugieRFC or Di'Oreo still be counted as active guard?

The moment Keemstar puts Ralph on blast, those two will turn on him too

 

[Captain Manning]

The moment Keemstar puts Ralph on blast, those two will turn on him too

If you mean Augie and DeOrio will try and gunt guard against Keemstar, then yes.

 

[Vetti]

If you mean Augie and DeOrio will try and gunt guard against Keemstar, then yes.

I don't believe that for a second. Siding with Keem could end up being better for their careers so that's what would happen.

 

[instythot]

If you mean Augie and DeOrio will try and gunt guard against Keemstar, then yes.

DeOrio will come down firmly on team keem, hoping a display of loyalty will get him drama alert scraps. Augie will stay in the Alt-Right landfill he already reeks of

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't believe that for a second. Siding with Keem could end up being better for their careers so that's what would happen.

DeOrio will come down firmly on team keem, hoping a display of loyalty will get him drama alert scraps. Augie will stay in the Alt-Right landfill he already reeks of

DeOrio will only do it if TommyC gives him the green light. TommyC hates Keem. My understanding is Augie doesn't like him either. On the post sex-tape stream with Gator, Augie mentioned that he built his channel on shitting on Keem.

Could DiOreo successfully circumnavigate Keem's involvement in the course of criticising Ralph? Sure. But he'd have to play it smooth and not be too friendly.

But for the fact that fat faggot TommyC is DeOrio's daddy, there would be no problem. Because Ralph ain't even on YouTube and Susan won't care about people shitting on some shit show on DLive.

 

[instythot]

DeOrio will only do it if TommyC gives him the green light. TommyC hates Keem. My understanding is Augie doesn't like him either. On the post sex-tape stream with Gator, Augie mentioned that he built his channel on shitting on Keem.

Could DiOreo successfully circumnavigate Keem's involvement in the course of criticising Ralph? Sure. But he'd have to play it smooth and not be too friendly.

But for the fact that fat faggot TommyC is DeOrio's daddy, there would be no problem. Because Ralph ain't even on YouTube and Susan won't care about people shitting on some shit show on DLive.

You're overthinking the Tommy C/Fat Nicky/Keem triangle.

Fat Nicky is a desperate drama channel. A chance at Keem's scraps is worth magnitudes more than anything Daddy Tommy could ever provide, and Fat Nicky has already proved himself willing to shift loyalties

 

[L. Duse]

yes but he refuses to accept the true and honest measurement of 5'1 provided by virginia's officers. he will probably do so until the autopsy but it makes it more fun, i actually really enjoy the curveballs he throws we have to work around. Any other lolcow itd be done and theyd ignore it or try and own the meme but ralph makes it like its own field of study where theorems have to be rigorously tested and reevaluated constantly

This screenshot frankly should be attached at the first post of this over 2800 page and counting thread.

They measured him 10 years ago. Quite sure he was 25 then, puberty hit long, long ago and he is still 5'1". But is he even heavier than before?

 

[Captain Manning]

You're overthinking the Tommy C/Fat Nicky/Keem triangle.

Fat Nicky is a desperate drama channel. A chance at Keem's scraps is worth magnitudes more than anything Daddy Tommy could ever provide, and Fat Nicky has already proved himself willing to shift loyalties

Don't get me wrong. While I'm not a big DeOrio fan, the kid has some definite talent. He was fucking miserable to watch in the Tonka/Kumite era. Pure unadulterated dogshit.

Now? The difference in content quality is like night and day. It's almost shocking. At least in a relative sense. Dumping Tommy and going his own way would be a great thing for him. I hope he does it.

I'll just believe he has broken those chains when I see it.

 

[instythot]

Don't get me wrong. While I'm not a big DeOrio fan, the kid has some definite talent. He was fucking miserable to watch in the Tonka/Kumite era. Pure unadulterated dogshit.

Now? The difference in content quality is like night and day. It's almost shocking. At least in a relative sense. Dumping Tommy and going his own way would be a great thing for him. I hope he does it.

I'll just believe he has broken those chains when I see it.

The simple fact that he's worked as hard as he has to improve should be all you need to know about his willingness to ditch everyone for Keem if an opportunity arises. Fat boy already has his eye on the big leagues

 

[Captain Manning]

The simple fact that he's worked as hard as he has to improve should be all you need to know about his willingness to ditch everyone for Keem if an opportunity arises. Fat boy already has his eye on the big leagues

I hope you're right. Certainly I wouldn't mind being wrong. Last time I was wrong, we got a Tweet from Rekieta and a beautiful sperg out from Ralph. I call things the way I see them. Not the way I want them to be.

 

[Vetti]

Don't get me wrong. While I'm not a big DeOrio fan, the kid has some definite talent. He was fucking miserable to watch in the Tonka/Kumite era. Pure unadulterated dogshit.

Now? The difference in content quality is like night and day. It's almost shocking. At least in a relative sense. Dumping Tommy and going his own way would be a great thing for him. I hope he does it.

Ice cold take.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ice cold take.

i found deorio being flogged in public by donga of all people pretty entertaining ngl

 

[Vetti]

i found deorio being flogged in public by donga of all people pretty entertaining ngl

I can't stand Di'Oreo. The fact that he's decked out his channel in the "serious" commentary youtuber aesthetic while he records his videos with a blue snowball tells you all you need to know. What a cheap fucking joke.

 

[MeltyTW]

I can't stand Di'Oreo. The fact that he's decked out his channel in the "serious" commentary youtuber aesthetic while he records his videos with a blue snowball tells you all you need to know. What a cheap fucking joke.

I dislike him so much i dont even track him, hes thankfully become a non-entity to me

oh some posters brought up a good point during the CREEEEEAAAAKK incidents, Ralph uses that chair a lot, whats the eta with the level of abuse he subjects it to before the chair breaks and impales his asshole. we all know from the soph stream he faps at the computer too

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

Well its the same here, i'm pretty sure it was emj. I've been trying to see if anything was posted in this thread about it but its taking ages and really annoying plus the full blast channel doesn't have the stream anymore so its gonna be a bitch to find . I found this though and heres the post it was attached to- https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/post-5922340
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I don't know if you followed EMJ much but I saw him on many different livestreams before that *cough* debate with Styx and the chat was always alive and allowed. There was a time there too when he (EMJ) would go on and talk to just about anyone, even tiny channels, he was just trying to sell his books and btfo Jews. You will notice too (if you look) that EMJ was purged from YT and Styx was not. This is because Styx is a transvestite narcissist that got e-famous for calling the Trump win earlier than most and has not come down from his own fart-high ever since. Styx would be scared of being associated with the wonderful chat we used to have in the FBF restreams. I would happily place a bet on it but I am not going to go look for evidence or get upset if I am wrong.

What I am trying to say is that I am sure it was not EMJ because I know he is not that gay. Styx has nothing but publishing pamphlets and other people's books to fall back on if he was banned from YT and he is that gay.

 

[Vetti]

oh some posters brought up a good point during the CREEEEEAAAAKK incidents, Ralph uses that chair a lot, whats the eta with the level of abuse he subjects it to before the chair breaks and impales his asshole. we all know from the soph stream he faps at the computer too

If you watch the video of Ralph swinging around singing Mary Jane, that's probably the worst abuse the chair will ever see in one night. It may only be topped by Ralph and Faith sitting on it together.

 

[Vetti]

Alright, my original chair dox was wrong. THIS is the chair Keemstar allegedly gifted to Ralph. It's actually a few dollars cheaper than the first one I found, but still has a maximum weight capacity of 330 lbs. So needless to say, it won't hold the gunt for much longer.

https://www.ebay.com/p/24030513955

 

[Captain Manning]

i found deorio being flogged in public by donga of all people pretty entertaining ngl

It was. But a lot of that was at TommyC's behest. He didn't independently pick a side. That's why I said what I said. That kid has been embarrassed multiple times by the drunken retard over in Germany. It's only fair to point that out. He should run before he completely becomes Gator, Vee, that autist that hangs out with Asmongold, etc.

There's a tweet where he admits and laments as much. Admitting how the SFTP brand gets clowned on constantly and has insight and predictions on par with Mundane Matt's. I think I posted it to the Farms once, but can't seem to find it at the moment.

I encourage people not to be bitches for other people.

If you watch the video of Ralph swinging around singing Mary Jane, that's probably the worst abuse the chair will ever see in one night. It may only be topped by Ralph and Faith sitting on it together.

There is no chair abuse worse than what Shane Holmberg has committed.