🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Fortunately for us that is not the only win condition. There are many ways to harvest corn, and from that harvested crop many things that it can be used for. Laughing at Ralphs utter failure of a life is a reward unto its self.

Besides the more Ralph feels like he 'wins' (not thinking about long term consequences), the more he will do stupid shit because he feels invincible.
 
Fortunately for us that is not the only win condition. There are many ways to harvest corn, and from that harvested crop many things that it can be used for. Laughing at Ralphs utter failure of a life is a reward unto its self.

I can think of no funnier fate than Ralph spending the next decade with Faith as she rapidly turns into the spitting image of her mother during/after the pregnancy and the hellion he's spawned.

It'll be fantastic.
 
I don't want to sound like the weeb wars spergs though. I think there is zero chance of Faith winning any revenge porn suit, should one occur, after her little video saying it was ok. I don't believe the courts will buy it.

Bear in mind that Ralph's best win condition is that he gets to continue an existence, that nobody here would wish upon anyone, for at most another 10 years.

He keeps creating new entertainment due to the fact that through osmosis, everyone around him suffer a necrosis of quality of life in some form or another and drama ensues.
 
I dont know a single person that was on marriage #3 by the time they hit 40 that wasnt a piece of shit scam artist. Although nowadays its usually the women rushing into shit marriages not the men

I never understood why people rush into marriage, doesn't common law kick in after five years or so anyway?

Just seems asinine.
 
From Boulder talk radio (matts show) tonight Southern dingo said that ralph has him blocked on twitter, that he doesn't respect ralph, that ralph said the " i do more for white people than you" thing in private to dingo, confirms that the rand and southern dingo clip was the day after he said he wasn't going to call back into the killstream. He also said that he only called in to the show with the pedo( i think he means mr. girl) because nobody was pushing back on him adequately and called in to the richard spencer show because he is wasted potential. Later on PO also points that he came back on for destiny too which dingo kind of addresses by saying yea and then calls PO dishonest for the way he phrases things.

Dingo also thought ralph had heard the recording when he called into the pedo show. Dingo thinks going back on ralphs show doesn't make him look cowardly or affect his credibility while both matt and PO thinks it does. Dingo doesn't like matt saying dingo has quid pro quo with ralph but says symbiotic is fine. PO calls dingo sicilian ( glad that caught on haha) and asks if he's italian and that it's funny because dingo advocates for whites, dingo gets offended and asks if PO is a jew. Matt makes a joke about mike enochs jew wife living in the attic that was really good and very unexpected . At this point i feel like killing myself but a show with matt and dingo would be pretty funny and i'd listen to it. Dingo calls PO stupid AND gay. PO calls dingo mediterranean again and asks if dingos kid is white, matt quickly says not to bring up kids and PO refocuses on dingo. Dingo thinks that when ralph facepalms and sighs and stuff like that its to hype up the audience and dingo says he know ralph doesn't hold similar views. Says ralph has degenerate behaviour. Dingo asks why matt doesn't call into the killstream and matt says they wont do it one on one, dingo says ralph will do anything for a bigger audience , matt says ralph would be too scared and it would have to be a dogpile, dingo agrees.

PO jokes about himself being a nobody and dingo makes clear that he didn't call PO that and he doesn't talk to people like that ( which is true, and to be fair he's usually pretty polite and usually only calls people degenerate). Dingo in response to something matt says ralphs central thesis is to get as many people as possible watching and to stir them up to make money. Dingo doesn't think matts a grifter but calls PO one. Dingo has a serious case of taking the internet too seriously( you can see from the way he reacts to jokes on this show or ralphs one). Matt defends Dingo when PO calls dingo a grifter.

Apparently dingo has also been visited by an fbi agent because a jewish lady reported him for arguing with a black dude on facebook. Says that ralph dating faith is a "problem". He also got offended/scoffed at matt when matt said he was a white supremacist even though he said it himself a little bit ago. Dingo also reinforces a point he has talked about before where he only goes on ralphs show to spread his message and platform and reach a larger audience. Dingo contends that he does have self respect while matt disagrees and this is the contention/argumentative point that is mostly discussed. Most of the other talk is political shit and getting into prowhite/diversity shit and just random bullshit and shit talking but y'all can go listen to it if you wanna hear that stuff. Dingo and matt like godwinson but matt doesn't like the kayfabe. PO doesn't consider ralph a man but instead a mix between a pig and a demon (he's correct). Po drops a n-bomb (based). Matt says his channel has been dead for 2 years. Matt asks if dingo has anything else to say, there's a pause Then he says nigger. Dingo leaves after that. I'm stopping here because it's killing me.

Also yea matt did pretty well against dingo and was being alright but kinda weird and maybe dishonest in regards to dingo and saying hes dog whistling and what not but that gets into political stuff so i'll leave it at that . My apologies if this is long winded and the writing style is annoying if i do this again i will use the format bold and spicy uses. I tried to keep context in places to be fair which is apart of the length.
Edit: matt shit talks dingo after he leaves and calls dingo a battered wife which is fine but i find it pretty gay
2nd Edit: matt goes into some dumb conspiracy shit about people funneling "dark money" into right wing channels and channels that host right wingers.
 
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Ralph's going to get away with everything isn't he (:_(?

Depends what you mean by getting away with everything.

He's shackled in what is bound to be an unhappy, unfulfilling marriage. The parents hate him, Faith doesn't actually like him and when they have a child he is going to have actual responsibility for the first time in his fat life.

Financially he is a fucking mess. Wow, $50,000 nest egg? With no house, falling income, two children and an ailing mother to support? Zero employment prospects to boot? He's in an awful position.

Ralph hasn't gotten away with anything, his vanity has led him into ruining his life to own the haters.
 
I think Dingo's alright. He's basically a bizarre-o-Ralph: a white southerner who actually seems to give a shit about the audience he courts with the advocacy he platforms and espouses. Him and Rand could do a regular show together and it would be a good watch for anybody into that sort of thing.
Bogan & the WOP would do gangbusters as a podcast. Rand's schizophrenic ramblings and mood swings with Dingo's endearing Italian charm would balance each other out. Not to mention it'd probably pull 50% of Ralph's audience away from him. Somebody at TRS should pull the trigger on this million lemon idea.
 
I think Dingo's alright. He's basically a bizarre-o-Ralph: a white southerner who actually seems to give a shit about the audience he courts with the advocacy he platforms and espouses. Him and Rand could do a regular show together and it would be a good watch for anybody into that sort of thing.
No. He comes off as someone who would be insufferable to deal with in real life. The world is lucky he is a white nationalist as opposed to something socially acceptable, since it gives people an excuse to get rid of him. He is like the male alt-right version of that chatty Kathy at the office, who never shuts up, and feels the need to enforce her worldview and opinions on you at all times. I could be wrong about this, but I believe he has mentioned losing multiple jobs, because he refuses to hide his power levels.
 
Depends what you mean by getting away with everything.

He's shackled in what is bound to be an unhappy, unfulfilling marriage. The parents hate him, Faith doesn't actually like him and when they have a child he is going to have actual responsibility for the first time in his fat life.

Financially he is a fucking mess. Wow, $50,000 nest egg? With no house, falling income, two children and an ailing mother to support? Zero employment prospects to boot? He's in an awful position.

Ralph hasn't gotten away with anything, his vanity has led him into ruining his life to own the haters.
I think I’d honestly rather go to jail for a year than have to live in Ralph’s best case scenario
 
No. He comes off as someone who would be insufferable to deal with in real life. The world is lucky he is a white nationalist as opposed to something socially acceptable, since it gives people an excuse to get rid of him. He is like the male alt-right version of that chatty Kathy at the office, who never shuts up, and feels the need to enforce her worldview and opinions on you at all times. I could be wrong about this, but I believe he has mentioned losing multiple jobs, because he refuses to hide his power levels.
I don't disagree with any of this. Dingo's a sped, but it's obvious he gives a fuck about this wignat shit. If he's a wignat loser who powerlevels about wignat bullshit on the job, all that means is he's got more of himself to give to his online cause once he's done alienating his work colleagues for the day. If he's a loser with free time, he's a loser with free time to give to a cause. Even if it's wignat bullshit, it's somewhat honest.

Ralph has no cause. Ralph doesn't give a shit about his guests, and he doesn't give a shit about his audience. Ralph barely gives a shit about Ralph, looking at the way he lives. Ralph's free time is spent splayed out on the carpet, nodding off of pills and booze. This wouldn't be a problem if Ralph weren't dishonest about the way he lives and why he does what he does, but there you go.
 
I think I’d honestly rather go to jail for a year than have to live in Ralph’s best case scenario

Oh 100%. Imagine it: Ralph gets clean, loses weight and when he gets out hopefully can find some gainful employment with the help of his PO.

Either Faith saw the light and flushed the botchling, or has at least taken it back to live with her parents. This reduces the financial stress Ralph is under, and who knows with sobriety, a real job and staying offline maybe he could have supervised access.

His best bet is to get offline and do a hard reset on his life.

However, he won't. He's too prideful of what he's achieved. Not realising normal people, average hard working salt of the Earth folk, look on people like him with disgust and disdain. Of all the destructive personality traits Ralph has, I think his pride is probably the worst - he just refuses to learn and grow from anything, he views it as an admission of defeat.

Someone pointed out earlier that this is a sort of Southern white trash mindset. He always needs the last word, he can never let things go or hold his tongue. Any tiny slight has to be avenged. It's comical how accurate that assessment has been.
 
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I don't disagree with any of this. Dingo's a sped, but it's obvious he gives a fuck about this wignat shit. If he's a wignat loser who powerlevels about wignat bullshit on the job, all that means is he's got more of himself to give to his online cause once he's done alienating his work colleagues for the day. If he's a loser with free time, he's a loser with free time to give to a cause. Even if it's wignat bullshit, it's somewhat honest.

Ralph has no cause. Ralph doesn't give a shit about his guests, and he doesn't give a shit about his audience. Ralph barely gives a shit about Ralph, looking at the way he lives. Ralph's free time is spent splayed out on the carpet, nodding off of pills and booze. This wouldn't be a problem if Ralph weren't dishonest about the way he lives and why he does what he does, but there you go.

So he's not as bad as Ralph but he'd still just be another dumb, not entirely white piece of trailer trash representing white nationalism. He does the movement a disservice by trying to be one of it's faces.
 
Late but what's trs?

No. He comes off as someone who would be insufferable to deal with in real life. The world is lucky he is a white nationalist as opposed to something socially acceptable, since it gives people an excuse to get rid of him. He is like the male alt-right version of that chatty Kathy at the office, who never shuts up, and feels the need to enforce her worldview and opinions on you at all times. I could be wrong about this, but I believe he has mentioned losing multiple jobs, because he refuses to hide his power levels.

Agreed. Probably pimps his wife out for black men as well.
 
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