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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Lou is always somehow losing chargers. I would suggest he check between his ham flaps, but they're probably just an easy excuse for a quick grift. You know he'll list the price for the Apple brand chargers to get some sweet sweet grubhub cash.

And I'm going to seriously doubt any public school is giving the 5 year olds iPads unless they managed to get a special deal with a vendor. It seems most schools are giving out chromebooks or small laptops if they are able.
 
Assuming she's telling the truth and only the truth. The neighbours might only be making "regular" noise and she just wants to bitch about every little thing like it was a direct personal attack against her. Or it might be a neighbour feud initiated by either party as well, especially if she's the same in real life as she's on Zuckerbook.

Oh, I'm sure she's just like her 500lb "daughter" and just blows up every tiny little thing, making it all about her to gain attention and sympathy, and bitches for the sake of bitching. I'm sure Louie learned most of the things that make him a shitty human being from his mother.

We haven't had a foot update in a while, I wonder why? I mean he was meant to be staying off of it and it was a gaping chasm last we saw, so i wonder why the foot grift has left us in favour of everything else?

He just recently posted photos of his foot wrapped in what looked like toilet paper "bandages" (like a kid playing mummy) and the pit in his foot he keeps picking at so it won't heal, begging for GrubHub bucks so he can "stay off it" within the past week or so. But as another poster said, it's not bringing him the GriftBux it was, so he's likely going to try to pull it out of his bag of Grift Tricks less and less now that people can see he's been purposefully keeping it open for the grift. Now the Grift of the Day is his dad being in the hospital and his nephew needing a charging cable for his school issued iPad.

Man, for $8 fucking dollars you sure do get what you pay for.

When you look at a pricetag you aren't just looking at the cost of the art; you're looking at an indication of the artist's knowledge of their own ability... both at art and at providing a good, professional commission experience.

Obviously there are exceptions out there, good artists undercharging or big name artists who are known for being prima donnas and sketchy to work with, but you should generally avoid dirt cheap commissions because it means the person drawing it is just sort of fucking around and may well treat your commission as such. It makes for questionable product and frustrating transactions in my general experience of seeing people get burned.

ANYWAYS, like I said, the pricetag kind of explains a lot, doesn't it?
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In any case, it's extremely unfortunate that Lou clearly gave her that one dog-that-ate-a-bee headshot he was using a few days ago as ref, because it sure does show.
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Lou, I am begging you, since it's all other people's money anyways could your dumbass PLEASE pick someone who actually has any ability to draw. This is just painful.

Yep, damn near the same and obviously based off the first drawing. Just a slightly different tilt of the head, glasses, slightly different hair that doesn't go in front of the ears, and pink tank top straps instead of blue t-shirt sleeves. Same shitty style.

Louie only cares about being a furvert as far as it being easier for him to grift money off of the other furfags. More fertile hunting grounds, as it were. So he's only going to spend the bare minimum to keep up appearances and then flip-flop a shit ton about his "fursona" whenever the heat starts building on one of them.

Lou is always somehow losing chargers. I would suggest he check between his ham flaps, but they're probably just an easy excuse for a quick grift. You know he'll list the price for the Apple brand chargers to get some sweet sweet grubhub cash.

And I'm going to seriously doubt any public school is giving the 5 year olds iPads unless they managed to get a special deal with a vendor. It seems most schools are giving out chromebooks or small laptops if they are able.

I'm guessing 75% of Louie's "something got lost" posts are pure bullshit to get some GriftBux, and 25% Louie actually losing things in his blubber folds, then finding them later when they finally work their way lose (or Louie goes picking around for a snack) and he ends up using the money for something else (usually food).
 
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The eye thats meant to be winking just looks like its got no eye detail :story: if an eyelid is closed you should be drawing it closer to the lower lid, not just erasing the eye and bottom lashline and hoping for the best lmao
 
The eye thats meant to be winking just looks like its got no eye detail :story: if an eyelid is closed you should be drawing it closer to the lower lid, not just erasing the eye and bottom lashline and hoping for the best lmao
That's what's suppose to be going on there? I thought it was blind in one eye when they have the very white eye.
 
That's what's suppose to be going on there? I thought it was blind in one eye when they have the very white eye.

Of the three pictures in that post, the winking one is probably the best of the three, but it's still horrendously amateur in the way that deviantart artists seeking commissions on the cheap tend to be. (Or is it furaffinity?) The eyes are on a different plane from the face, so they look incredibly jarring and unnatural. They don't wrap, basically, and so that's why it's very hard to perceive what's going on in the right eye. Lots of subtle differences used in either realism OR in good cartooning are missing here, so it's hard to make sense of if you look at it for more than a second. For example, look at its... snout? thing. Where the nose's 'center' is is very different from where the center of the head is, much less the apparent center of the snout itself. You might not have noticed, but your brain did.

Its coloring and shading are really really basic, and the arrangement of features leaves much to be desired. Yet it stands heads above the other two displays - ugh, the linework is horrendous on the one adjacent here. For throwing $8 away... Eh, I can't really speak to this. That probably took maybe twenty minutes of work. It's definitely not worth it, but I also can't conscience the act of paying someone a sum... to draw your super-special OC. My autism levels are high, but not that high.
 
Ah......Louman shield in full affect. He's your dead mother's responsibility and I doubt he's bothering you as he'd be on his computer with school. Also......where ya goin' fatty? Gotta stay off that hoof - remember that lie?
lmao. They don't care if it's a gift and they didn't design/program it. You throwing in the 'gift' part just proves how much it wasn't a gift as we all know already.


But that option is available on twitter but people like yourself don't use it anyway..........you cry and try to get people banned instead
 
The fuck was Amazon supposed to do about an Xbox not updating? That’s literally not their problem. Also, you don’t automatically get replacements for things when your dumbass can’t figure out how to run updates properly. That’s not how any of it works.

I do wonder if Lou would have been so belligerent on the phone if tech support was a man.
 
The fuck was Amazon supposed to do about an Xbox not updating? That’s literally not their problem. Also, you don’t automatically get replacements for things when your dumbass can’t figure out how to run updates properly. That’s not how any of it works.

I do wonder if Lou would have been so belligerent on the phone if tech support was a man.
Lou is stupid and likely thinks that it's Amazon's fault due to them being the place he purchased that X-Box and is also likely to stupid to realise that it's an internal issue with the X-box and out of Amazon's control. He could also just be complaining in another effort to get attention.
 
I doubt his nephew’s school gave them iPads. Way too expensive and easy to break, need license to fix, etc. Chrome books are device of choice but it doesn’t seem like Greensburg has given all their students devices anyway.

The Xbox call could be just a grift but it would also make so much sense that he sees anything that needs time and energy as broken and gives it up only to buy a new one.
 
My favorite part:

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...in other words, there was never really a problem to begin with; Lou just wasn't patient enough to see if it was a transitory issue, or to try and troubleshoot it himself. And yes, the thought of exchanging his used Xbox for a new unopened one right when he's trying to flip it and buy himself a new PS5 was probably not far from his mind.
 
On the subject of Lou complaining about his Xbox not updating; what I think is happening is that he's downloading a system update and he's just way too impatient to wait for it to finish updating, and these larger updates usually only happen 1-2 times a year and completely halt your Xbox until it's done. Never mind the fact that if his internet really was shit, he could just download an update to a USB drive and manually install it. Amazon couldn't give him a refund or replacement anyways if he himself didn't buy the Xbox, so either Lou just accidentally confirmed that he bought it himself and it was not a gift, or he's harassing Amazon customer support for no reason. Honestly, probably both.

His complaint about Telegram is also stupid, though in a different way. When you block a user on Telegram, it prevents them from sending you messages, but if you happen to be in the same group/public chat with that user, their posts will still be visible. In comparison, Discord will completely hide the blocked user from you, including their posts in other servers. When Lou had that meltdown in a Discord a few months back, several moderators mentioned he blocked them when they politely told Lou to chill the fuck out, and I think Lou's mad that his "block everyone who disagrees with me" won't work in a group chat he's in on Telegram.
 
I've been working on a unified theory of Lou's lies, and I've come up with a few preliminary conclusions. The first significant observation I've made is that Lou's lies are materially different when he's posting original tweets vs. when he's being a Reply Guy.

When observing Lou in the middle of a Twitter slapfight, someone familiar with his grift might be tempted to conclude that he simply asserts whatever he believes would be the best possible truth for him, regardless of the actual truth or falsity of the statement. This is the Donald Trump model of lying: Would it be best if he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history? Fine, then he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history. Would it be best if we had COVID-19 on the ropes and a vaccine is on the way? Fine, then we have COVID-19 on the ropes and a vaccine is on the way. He'll happily tell the truth if it benefits him, but if telling a lie would benefit him more, then that's what he'll do without giving it a second thought. This is a decent explanation for Lou's behavior, but it doesn't go far enough, and there's a subtlety to it that can be easy to miss at first.

Rather, when Lou is engaged in an argument, he lies to give himself more intellectual or moral authority than his adversary. Fighting about Israel? Say "I think Israel is the most evil country in the world" and you just come off like an anti-Semitic piece of shit. But say "As a Jew, I think Israel is the most evil country in the world," and suddenly you're a brave iconoclast speaking truth to power. Take that, Twitter rando! Saying you had relatives who died in the Holocaust is even better; that one can be pulled out on almost any occasion. Claiming to be Native American is also a remarkably versatile lie that will score you a lot of points in the oppression Olympics.

To understand how the process operates, let's take a look at the first time we saw him claim his mother was dead. It started when some furry used the word "colored" and then apologized for it, and Lou got called out for being a dick about it:

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Someone else gently takes him to task, and he doubles down.

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Longtime Louwatchers can see that the amygdala hijack is already building. Increasingly pissed and unable to control his emotions, Lou ties Christianity to the slave trade, drawing a response from a different furry, whom Lou then calls dumb and racist.

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The other furry then delivers the finishing blow: he is, or claims to be, black.

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Lou has now lost his moral authority in this argument, and the situation has become a crisis. This all started because he got put on blast for airing his deep-seated grudge against Christianity by someone he doesn't even know. Embarrassed, he tries to defend himself, which as usual takes the form of lashing out at others. He might sense he's losing at this point, but he battles on... and then the enemy not only claims the moral high ground for himself, but chastises Lou for his privilege. He must be on the verge of tears at this point. In a blind rage, without thinking ahead, Lou takes back his authority by any means necessary:

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Defeated, exhausted, at an emotional low, Lou capped off the night by suicide baiting and then, presumably, collapsed into bed around 3 am local time.

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You will never see a mention of Lou's mother being dead in any tweets that he originates, because those are the ones that get seen by his few remaining orbiters, who know she's alive and well and tormenting him on the daily. The authority-seizing lies only show up in reply tweets that the orbiters will probably never see because they're not involved in those slapfights. The lies he tell his friends have to be more internally consistent than this.
 
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Ironically, the artist is a Christian according to her profile.
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I thought this name sounded familiar.


I've been working on a unified theory of Lou's lies, and I've come up with a few preliminary conclusions. The first significant observation I've made is that Lou's lies are materially different when he's posting original tweets vs. when he's being a Reply Guy.

When observing Lou in the middle of a Twitter slapfight, someone familiar with his grift might be tempted to conclude that he simply asserts whatever he believes would be the best possible truth for him, regardless of the actual truth or falsity of the statement. This is the Donald Trump model of lying: Would it be best if he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history? Fine, then he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history. Would it be best if we had COVID-19 on the ropes and a vaccine is on the way? Fine, then we have COVID-19 on the ropes and a vaccine is on the way. He'll happily tell the truth if it benefits him, but if telling a lie would benefit him more, then that's what he'll do without giving it a second thought. This is a decent explanation for Lou's behavior, but it doesn't go far enough, and there's a subtlety to it that can be easy to miss at first.

Rather, when Lou is engaged in an argument, he lies to give himself more intellectual or moral authority than his adversary. Fighting about Israel? Say "I think Israel is the most evil country in the world" and you just come off like an anti-Semitic piece of shit. But say "As a Jew, I think Israel is the most evil country in the world," and suddenly you're a brave iconoclast speaking truth to power. Take that, Twitter rando! Saying you had relatives who died in the Holocaust is even better; that one can be pulled out on almost any occasion. Claiming to be Native American is also a remarkably versatile lie that will score you a lot of points in the oppression Olympics.

To understand how the process operates, let's take a look at the first time we saw him claim his mother was dead. It started when some furry used the word "colored" and then apologized for it, and Lou got called out for being a dick about it:

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Someone else gently takes him to task, and he doubles down.

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Longtime Louwatchers can see that the amygdala hijack is already building. Increasingly pissed and unable to control his emotions, Lou ties Christianity to the slave trade, drawing a response from a different furry, whom Lou then calls dumb and racist.

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The other furry then delivers the finishing blow: he is, or claims to be, black.

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Lou has now lost his moral authority in this argument, and the situation has become a crisis. This all started because he got put on blast for airing his deep-seated grudge against Christianity by someone he doesn't even know. Embarrassed, he tries to defend himself, which as usual takes the form of lashing out at others. He might sense he's losing at this point, but he battles on... and then the enemy not only claims the moral high ground for himself, but chastises Lou for his privilege. He must be on the verge of tears at this point. In a blind rage, without thinking ahead, Lou takes back his authority by any means necessary:

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Defeated, exhausted, at an emotional low, Lou capped off the night by suicide baiting and then, presumably, collapsed into bed around 3 am local time.

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You will never see a mention of Lou's mother being dead in any tweets that he originates, because those are the ones that get seen by his few remaining orbiters, who know she's alive and well and tormenting him on the daily. The authority-seizing lies only show up in reply tweets that the orbiters will probably never see because they're not involved in those slapfights. The lies he tell his friends have to be more internally consistent than this.

Ah yes. Lou commissioned the person he got in to a huge argument with.
 
I've been working on a unified theory of Lou's lies, and I've come up with a few preliminary conclusions. The first significant observation I've made is that Lou's lies are materially different when he's posting original tweets vs. when he's being a Reply Guy.

When observing Lou in the middle of a Twitter slapfight, someone familiar with his grift might be tempted to conclude that he simply asserts whatever he believes would be the best possible truth for him, regardless of the actual truth or falsity of the statement. This is the Donald Trump model of lying: Would it be best if he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history? Fine, then he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history. Would it be best if we had COVID-19 on the ropes and a vaccine is on the way? Fine, then we have COVID-19 on the ropes and a vaccine is on the way. He'll happily tell the truth if it benefits him, but if telling a lie would benefit him more, then that's what he'll do without giving it a second thought. This is a decent explanation for Lou's behavior, but it doesn't go far enough, and there's a subtlety to it that can be easy to miss at first.

Rather, when Lou is engaged in an argument, he lies to give himself more intellectual or moral authority than his adversary. Fighting about Israel? Say "I think Israel is the most evil country in the world" and you just come off like an anti-Semitic piece of shit. But say "As a Jew, I think Israel is the most evil country in the world," and suddenly you're a brave iconoclast speaking truth to power. Take that, Twitter rando! Saying you had relatives who died in the Holocaust is even better; that one can be pulled out on almost any occasion. Claiming to be Native American is also a remarkably versatile lie that will score you a lot of points in the oppression Olympics.

To understand how the process operates, let's take a look at the first time we saw him claim his mother was dead. It started when some furry used the word "colored" and then apologized for it, and Lou got called out for being a dick about it:

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Someone else gently takes him to task, and he doubles down.

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Longtime Louwatchers can see that the amygdala hijack is already building. Increasingly pissed and unable to control his emotions, Lou ties Christianity to the slave trade, drawing a response from a different furry, whom Lou then calls dumb and racist.

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The other furry then delivers the finishing blow: he is, or claims to be, black.

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Lou has now lost his moral authority in this argument, and the situation has become a crisis. This all started because he got put on blast for airing his deep-seated grudge against Christianity by someone he doesn't even know. Embarrassed, he tries to defend himself, which as usual takes the form of lashing out at others. He might sense he's losing at this point, but he battles on... and then the enemy not only claims the moral high ground for himself, but chastises Lou for his privilege. He must be on the verge of tears at this point. In a blind rage, without thinking ahead, Lou takes back his authority by any means necessary:

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Defeated, exhausted, at an emotional low, Lou capped off the night by suicide baiting and then, presumably, collapsed into bed around 3 am local time.

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You will never see a mention of Lou's mother being dead in any tweets that he originates, because those are the ones that get seen by his few remaining orbiters, who know she's alive and well and tormenting him on the daily. The authority-seizing lies only show up in reply tweets that the orbiters will probably never see because they're not involved in those slapfights. The lies he tell his friends have to be more internally consistent than this.

It will never not be funny to watch Lou wade into an argument with his dick out and get absolutely shredded because he can't do anything other than regurgitate whatever "facts" he's found on the internet to support his position and use snotty ad hominem attacks. It's like watching someone run into a brick wall headfirst because they're positive it'll fall over this time, even though they're concussed and bleeding from the last fifty tries.
 
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