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Just imagine take your kid to work day.
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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Wall Street mole
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Looks like it's about to pop out.
Has anyone considered a guntspiracy theory that the makers mark jizzing gunt isn't the father? Maybe Mrs Ralph just needed to find some dork to spill some jizz and that the biological father might be someone else. Perhaps even a darker guntleman?
L. Duse
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If what the Vickers say is true and assuming that Faith isn't lying, Faith wanted to have a child in her mid twenties. Ralph came into the picture and suddenly she wanted to be pregnant at 18.
Either she is truly mentally ill or mainpulative as she is, she thinks having a baby is her "Get Out of Jail Free" card out of the situation she landed herself in.
It is going to backfire. Ralph and Faith can't take care of the child. The best thing to happen right now for the child is for the Vickers to drag Faith back home.
Mr.Downer
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I wrestled with this question since the sex tape was released, and Josh went on the Dick Show. Now I have my answer.
Ralph is straight up more degenerate than Dax. Holy shit, what a disaster. It's hard not to alog him at least a little now. Fuck you, Ralph. This is not how to bring a child into the world.
Ralph is straight up more degenerate than Dax. Holy shit, what a disaster. It's hard not to alog him at least a little now. Fuck you, Ralph. This is not how to bring a child into the world.
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I feel real bad for that kid.
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Congratulations Faith, Ralph is now your official bitch. I will be delighted to see the child support saga where Ralph's shitty vindictive personality will do everything in his power to not pay you when shit falls apart. The best thing is by pulling that shit, he'll probably loose another hunk of his audience.
Ralph, trucking school. I think it's your best option.
I think.
Ralph, trucking school. I think it's your best option.
I think.
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Ralph is already getting hard just thinking about all the poopy diapers that await him.
Bloodbjorn
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Bad genetics and degenerate parents. Poor kid. But we've been owned, right?
Kenobi
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Ralph won time to shut down IF.
But this begs the question who booked this appointment? With both Faith and Ralph being fucked out of their minds on drugs 24/7 and proably not aware of what pregnancy entails, it couldn´t have been them. Did Ralphs mom do this?
Maybe this is a powerplay to force her parents to forgive her?
Like: OH GOD WE WON`T EVEN BE MAD JUST ABORT AND COME HOME type of deal.
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Im almost speechless, this is a 19 year old girl that has been seeded with sperm as flammable as 151 proof. I feel like we have been cursed, and given a gift, at the same time.
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I'm genuinely speechless, what a disaster, what a fucking animal Ralph is. What a complete and utter uncaring bastard.
I know a few people who have ended up getting pregnant with violent, substance abusing cunts and it ends about as well as you would expect. Abuse, crime, families at eat other throats and a poor innocent child stuck in the middle of all that shit.
Poor Mr & Mrs Vickers, and sorry for her brothers and extended family - they're stuck with Ralph now. He's always going to be part of their lives, and he has made it so that they can never accept him and never respect him.
I genuinely, genuinely hope for the good of that child you get incarcerated soon.
I know a few people who have ended up getting pregnant with violent, substance abusing cunts and it ends about as well as you would expect. Abuse, crime, families at eat other throats and a poor innocent child stuck in the middle of all that shit.
Poor Mr & Mrs Vickers, and sorry for her brothers and extended family - they're stuck with Ralph now. He's always going to be part of their lives, and he has made it so that they can never accept him and never respect him.
I genuinely, genuinely hope for the good of that child you get incarcerated soon.
We watched this kid being conceived by ethan getting energy from faith's fart. imagine the godwinson interview 15 or so years from now with little Cornelius"and so what did you think when some troll linked you .... .your own conception .... in ralph's pornhub debut scat tape? that you were the result of ralph, your father huffing a fart?"
tfw you will never impregnate one of your alaogs, ywn be called a gunted manlet by your hag wife and deformed eraser head baby
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So... It's like that then huh?... Ralph actually groomed a teenager to carry his child....i...
Nope. I don't have an insult or semi clever bant.
I just feel bad for the child. I'm not winnin, Ralph ain't winnin, his parents ain't winnin, her parents ain't winnin.
Nobody wins and now a child is going to be brought into this world for petty reasons by people who can't raise it right. Wack.
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I think these needs to be doubled considering this is a guntling, not a normal human child. Doubling is a safe and conservative estimate.
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We're live, the saga continues! Breaking NEWS!
Kenobi
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Are we living in a godwinson parody right now?
THEY ARE SO MAD GAYDA!
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Am I just experiencing pareidolia? It's like I see something recembling ralph But that can't be right can it?
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XANDER is streaming with Godwinson and Wild Smile.
edit: Dammit ninja'd again
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