🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

There is one useful takeaway from this however, and that is the mental capacity of Faith's friendship circles seems to be rather lacking. A half way cuck is pretty slow for a 23 year old. I have no idea how old Joss was, but even if he was tired he seemed to be unable to comprehend what was being said throughout about 80% of the chat. So either Faith herself is a drooling retard, or (and I think this is more likely) she knows spastics like this are far easier to manipulate into doing what she wants them to do.

I wonder why she is with ralph...

I was thinking the same thing to be honest. Chris and Joss both seem to be low IQ individuals. I suspect Faith seeks out people she can manipulate.

Kind of a reverse-birthday present. No more cummies.

If she has left him, he's dodged a bullet. Otherwise, he'd be stuck with her until the kid is 18 or she leaves him and probably accuses him of all sorts of shit.

HORRIFYING WHAT THE FUCK
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LOL, nevermind. Enjoy being in a relationship with a Borderline Pixie Nightmare Girl, Ralph. With a kid.

 

[Neko GF]

Imagine having Ethan Ralph as your father. Having a man who will be mostly remembered for being a raging alcholic who constantly embarrassed himself and everyone around him and made the most embarrassing vanilla sex tape imaginable. Poor kid.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

 

[Vetti]

Oh yea. I guess the baby was conceived around the time that Dax was supplying Faith with alcohol. Have fun with your waterhead kid, Ralph.

 

[Truly Rural]

Hey, Faith, congratulations! May your child; against all odds, be as unburdened by you and Ralph as it possibly can. I hope it doesn't take 18 years and a hatchet in your back for your baby to become happy. I mean this with all my heart.

Spoiler: The Soundtrack of your Life

 

[Delicious Diversity]

HORRIFYING WHAT THE FUCK

This is utterly disgraceful behaviour. Imagine taking your pregnant child bride to the hospital, getting an ultrasound scan, taking a photo of the procedure, and uploading the image to twitter JUST to 'own the alogs'. Not announcing the pregnancy as a happy moment, not commenting on the health or sex of the child, not thanking god or the doctors or whatever - just typing a slogan addressing his detractors.

Imagine this being your father. Imagine finding out this is how he announced you to the world. I don't think I've ever met a MAN who had a kid just to piss people off. Women, sure, but never a man. Ralph knows full well he is incapable of raising and caring for a child as a responsible selfless parent. He knows he is going to half-ass it at best, completely neglect the child most likely, cause its death at worst.

He doesn't care. He doesn't give a fuck. Horrible trailer trash piece of human shit.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

XANDER is streaming with Godwinson and Wild Smile.

edit: Dammit ninja'd again

It's kind of a shame how the Internet right gets deplatformed on mainstream platforms, people build their own platforms and then people fall out with the creators. E.g. Xander over Bitwave and Dick Masterson over NP2. I mean I despise Dick Masterson but I still think it's a shame.

@Squire of Gothos and @Perspicacity are on.

 

[Love Machine]

I have come back from the future with my 1990's camcorder, to supply the birth video.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Edit: We really did see Ralph Jr. conception in that tape huh?

Imagine the kid finding out that not only there's a sextape of his parents fucking and probably concieving you, but it was his father who leaked it to one up his mother's ex in front of hundreds of people.

 

[Hackallier]

Imagine the kid finding out that not only there's a sextape of his parents fucking and probably concieving you, but it was his father who leaked it to one up his mother's ex in front of hundreds of people.

Not to mention the SNIFF

 

[naught]

Redemption kino

https://youtu.be/mn_eO1pTkzA

 

[Love Machine]

Its not that I feel like Ralph was lying, but this picture has made it way too real for me.

I am laughing on the outside, but deep down, my soul is trying to cope with this black absurdist comedy.

 

[Civilizing Forces]

How long have faith and ralph been together. We could have a real black baby here not just a joke that ultrasound looks pretty old for what 3-4 weeks they claimin

 

[MeltyTW]

How long have faith and ralph been together. We could have a real black baby here not just a joke that ultrasound looks pretty old for what 3-4 weeks they claimin

oh my god thats right the baby isnt ethans! ethans going to have to go full murray springer! a literal cuckold!
is that really what shes claiming? it looks a bit too developed to be THAT early?

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Yo Ralph, name the baby GUNTher you cretinous white trash hilljack.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Could this be an explanation for the Vickers DFE?

Now that the Guntlet is confirmed, we need a Borb name for Ralph and Faith. That crack shack is ideal habitat to producing a Chris 2.0 - squalid living condition, nut case parents, and in the great state of Virginia.

Oh shit, is this a sign that the dimension merge is happening?

 

[Pixis]

HORRIFYING WHAT THE FUCK
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This child has been dealt the worst cards in life and it doesn't even know it yet. An alcoholic gunt for a father and an insane psycho bitch who makes false rape allegations for a mother. This kid has a lifetime of being used a human shield by the gunt and possibly it's mother. Not to mention the video of the conception is widely available online thanks to the gunt.

Edit: removed unintentional quote

 

[L. Duse]

Maybe this is a powerplay to force her parents to forgive her?
Like: OH GOD WE WON`T EVEN BE MAD JUST ABORT AND COME HOME type of deal.

With a baby in her tummy, I suppose she can demand anything from her parents and Ralph and they will just roll over.

I can imagine her saying this:

Dad, Mum, drop the charges against Ralph, send over my stuff for free.

Ralph, I want a PS5 and a new phone so that I can cheat on you.

I am carrying a baby. You will have to obey my every command.

 

[Wall Street mole]

Hey there, kid, if its 2030 and you've googled your drunk father's name best avoid everything in this thread from 1700 onwards, but if you're reading this it's probably too late already.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I just became solidly Pro-Choice.