🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Faalbian]

I hope that kid is his and turns out to be some 150+ I.Q., loving, responsible, honest person who finds meaning in life through the works they make with their own hands and ideas, and the people they care about. I hope that kid becomes a paragon of humanity, does some crazy awesome shit like cure cancer or get us to Mars.

That'd be the most hilarious outcome imo. Ralph would be so unbelievably seething and assmad at his own progeny's success.

Yes. Ethan Ralphs child will be a paragon of humanity. This is a realistic scenario.

But for real. The baby will be born with meth/alcohol tainted genes and be raised in the toxic Ralph household. Both in nature and nurture it's fucked.

 

[Unog]

Yes. Ethan Ralphs child will be a paragon of humanity. This is a realistic scenario.

I said hope, not expect. I'm sure it'll be the same as so many other kids born into such shitty circumstances.

Not a doctor so I'm not sure about the chances of the second, but I'm expecting it to either be a normal kid who grows up to resent him, or a miscarriage/FAS baby.

 

[Circumspicious]

Maybe Ralph will live a better life for the sake of his kid? Pull himself together? Become a better man?

Maybe? Possibly? Hopefully?

 

[MeltyTW]

I hope for C, want what I described in the post you quoted, and expect B because karma.

Option A hinges entirely on what happens between the two in the coming months.

i meant to type moderately successful and morally average to dubious with some redeeming qualities, so a normal person maybe one whos a bit funny and can mock ralph well itt. your post seems to imply he becomes like a charitable doctor or a great hero in the image of Arthur

 

[3 Times Faster]

There aren't enough horrifying ratings in the world for this; what a diasaster, seriously, this poor fucking kid.

Imagine growing up in a crackshack.
Imagine your Father is a beligerent substance abusing shit-huffer that brags about making minimum wage.
Imagine your Mother is a bipolar nutjob that concieved you on a childish whim.
Imagine being kept awake at night by your dying Grandmother's dialysis machine and the ghost of Ronnie Ralph stalking the halls.

THIS POOR FUCKING CHILD!

 

[David Spadem]

Here's hoping for a miscarriage stream @theralph
You dumb motherfucker

 

[All becomes gunt]

Here are the odds, i give 40 to the baby being aborted and 60 to the baby being black

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

If the gunt has a miscarriage will rand record him crying about it and post it?

 

[Figger Naggot]

Yes. Ethan Ralphs child will be a paragon of humanity. This is a realistic scenario.

But for real. The baby will be born with meth/alcohol tainted genes and be raised in the toxic Ralph household. Both in nature and nurture it's fucked.

Gunt Jr. will grow up to be a lolcow and impregnate/get impregnated by a methhead of their own and the next generation of kiwis will make threads about it. The guntcycle will continue onwards until the end of time.

 

[Unog]

Maybe Ralph will live a better life for the sake of his kid? Pull himself together? Become a better man?

Maybe? Possibly? Hopefully?

You're talking about the white nigger who was recorded being too drunk to drive his dying mother to her dialysis appointment, completely unrepentantly. No chance in hell he's going to change for a kid.

 

[MeltyTW]

Here's hoping for a miscarriage stream @theralph
You dumb motherfucker

oh god imagine if he gets the news tonight if and when he brags about the baby being announced!

 

[Captain Manning]

At this moment, the ghost of RBG is all like:

"Try overturning Roe v Wade knowing this can happen. Hahaha!"

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

 

[Pixis]

So the first question that hits me from the fallout of this shitshow is will the kid have fetal alcohol syndrome? The timeline lines up and holy shit if Ralph is responsible for permanent disability of a kid.

Second realization is that there is a good chance we actually saw the conception of this child during the sex tape. That has to be some sort of kiwifarms milestone. See a lolcow impregnate someone.

Christ, I might actually be MOTI over this and I've seen some really heinous and awful shit in my time.

Oh no, will the gunt force fetal alcohol syndrome on the kid to get some sort of benefits from the state? And I know it might sound like I'm joking but I would put it past either of those pieces of shit to do that to the kid.

 

[Unog]

Oh no, will the gunt force fetal alcohol syndrome on the kid to get some sort of benefits from the state? And I know it might sound like I'm joking but I would put it past either of those pieces of shit to do that to the kid.

Knowing Ralph the main thing keeping him from doing that would be the fear that he'll get made fun of for having a tard baby.

So no, I doubt it.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Oh no, will the gunt force fetal alcohol syndrome on the kid to get some sort of benefits from the state? And I know it might sound like I'm joking but I would put it past either of those pieces of shit to do that to the kid.

Well, if the fetus is as old as some posters here speculate, it's very possible there's already been irreversible damage done to the fetus by Faith's alcohol consumption.

 

[Hackallier]

Listening to the godwinson & dispatch stream on the side and holy shit Faith is a giant red flag. She is a possible danger to the child.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Faith is a fucking psycho.

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

Oh God, we are all going to be fucked. We watched them copulate and now we are going to see the pregnancy saga in full.

Chances we will see the birth tape uncesored in an attempt for him to mess with the grandfather?

Ultrasound prices!
297 dollars a weeks worth of drinking money gone.

She still might be on her Dad's insurance, and if so it will be needed, the womb is unclean and the father's genetics are likely bad considering the kid's uncle on Ralph's side is mentally disabled. But on the other hand having a disabled kid might be Ralphs next payday.

 

[Civilizing Forces]

Chances we will see the birth tape uncesored in an attempt for him to mess with the grandfather?




She still might be on her Dad's insurance, and if so it will be needed, the womb is unclean and the father's genetics are likely bad considering the kid's uncle on Ralph's die is mentally disabled.

Mr Vickers said she cant be on his insurance in Virginia lol shes 19 now not in school