🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[DrPhilth]

Weird to think that the probability of this child being conceived to thoughts of @Null 's corn joke and broken penis are pretty high.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

TRIPLE P IS GOING LIVE IN FIVE.

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

I do not care what it takes, I do not care who has to blow who to get it done - by fucking God we must get an A&E film crew into the Ralphamale mansion and we must have every moment of this miraculous gift's upbringing put to film and aired on nightly television for the world to see.

Just think while you read this Ralph; you regretted skipping the offers to appear on TV to talk about GamerGate, now's your chance. You and Faith can be in the same echelon as cultural juggernauts such as Toddlers and Tiaras and My 600 Pound Life with your very own show. I will do absolutely anything to see this happen Ralph, I really will. Just promise me that when the network scouts arrive on your doorstep asking you if you want to be fasmous: say yes. Just say yes.

 

[David Spadem]

Wow, I've already found illustrations of the Little Gunt. Powered by Makers Mark.

Spoiler: Guntling Need Makers Mark

 

[Unog]

Mr Vickers said she cant be on his insurance in Virginia lol shes 19 now not in school

I thought the Obamacare shit extended the age where a person can be covered under their parent's insurance, or something to that effect.

 

[Vetti]

You're talking about the white nigger who was recorded being too drunk to drive his dying mother to her dialysis appointment, completely unrepentantly. No chance in hell he's going to change for a kid.

Imagine he's hungover while Faith is almost ready to give birth and he needs to drive her to the hospital.

"Eat a fuckin'-- I'll call you an Uber howbout dat?"

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

A fat drunk racist nutjob and a mentally insane teenage girl raising a demon baby in a crack shack. There's a happy family.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

Faith sure is mentally stable. Good job @theralph you got yourself a keeper

 

[Unog]

Imagine he's hungover while Faith is almost ready to give birth and he needs to drive her to the hospital.

"Eat a fuckin'-- I'll call you an Uber howbout day?"

That's assuming she doesn't leave him by then, of course.

A fat drunk racist nutjob and a mentally insane teenage girl raising a demon baby in a crack shack. There's a happy family.

Ralph's a lot of things, he's not racist. More pathetic than that, he half-heartedly pretends to be a racist to pander to actual racists.

 

[Captain Manning]

This stream is fucking boring. Godwinson better give us a funny standalone video on this soon. I need to laugh.

I'm not fucking around here. Please Godwinson. Please. I beg of you! If not you, somebody!

 

[All becomes gunt]

Imagine he's hungover while Faith is almost ready to give birth and he needs to drive her to the hospital.

"Eat a fuckin'-- I'll call you an Uber howbout day?"

I just wanna say that for maximum irony Faith will give birth in the Uber while it's passing behind an Arbys

 

[Hüftpriester]

What an unmitigated disaster! Holy shit, @theralph I actually feel bad for you. You're stuck with this bitch for life now! I always suspected faith was completely batshit but this is beyond my frame of reference.

 

[Faalbian]

Chances we will see the birth tape uncesored in an attempt for him to mess with the grandfather?

One day Mr Vickers will wake up and find a DVD on his front porch. He'll pop it in his DVD player and go noooooo.

 

[Captain Manning]

What an unmitigated disaster! Holy shit, @theralph I actually feel bad for you. You're stuck with this bitch for life now! I always suspected faith was completely batshit but this is beyond my frame of reference.

Only person I feel bad for is the baby. Fuck Faith and Ralph. But especially Ralph.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"Eat a fuckin'-- I'll call you an Uber howbout day?"

"ITS NOT DUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE"

 

[Shady Attorney]

For those emotional over this recent revelation, just remember

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I have the sudden urge to download the sims...

 

[Polyboros2]

Right now I'm torn between which is more likely, the baby isn't Ralph's, the baby is severely damage by Faith's drug abuse, or both.

 

[Randy Lahey]

lmao ralph you absolute dipshit

 

[Kenobi]

Who done did it in the la crack shack?