🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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gran_autismo said:
He's probably psychotically emailing her father about how she can't be pregnant because they only had sex through the internet and Ralph isn't sleeping with her because IT'S NOT TROOOOOO
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well for ralphs sake he better hope thats all that comes of that plot line.

edit chris dont fucking shoot ralph in the head over this ffs man let it go
 
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b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
I'm pretty sure methbro is more likely to hurt himself than someone else.
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I could see him drinking a big bottle of extra fresh listerine because his hopes of an IRL sims family have been dashed. I hope that's not the case though, an heroing over someone like Faith getting impregnated by someone like Ralph is retarded.
 
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Imagine being this poor kid and having to go to school with two lolcows for parents, and the video of your conception, complete with finger-in-butthole sniff action, is available on the Internet to anyone who wants to see it. This kid is going to be a complete mess. At least it won't have to grow up with an abusive father because the Gunt will be dead of cirrhosis by then.
 
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