🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Berb]

 

[Cow Poly]

What the fuck he tweeted that shit like immediately after I posted this.

 

[Had]

Now Faith has a gunt, too. How romantic.

A L L B E C O M E S G U N T

 

[Faalbian]

 

[MeltyTW]

What the fuck he tweeted that shit like immediately after I posted this.
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lol did he post it to spite you specifically? we have to assume so. lmfao

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Hey @Null, can we make this a featured thread again? Now he's confirmed that Faith is 100% pregnant.

 

[not william stenchever]

I was so ready to be wrong about the white trash racial modifier to fertility. This child will usher in the terrible age in which all is consumed by Gunt.

I'm scared, fellow Kiwis.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

>mfw Ethan's child goes on the Internet for the first time and discovers the Kiwifarms thread on Ethan Ralph

>mfw Ethan's kid sees his own mom and dad's sex tape, poop sniff and all

>mfw school bullies find out "hey your dad thinks he's internet famous" find the kiwifarms thread also, and start trolling the fucking family online

 

[All becomes gunt]

A L L B E C O M E S G U N T

Indeed.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

We've jumped nearly 2000 pages in four months thanks to Ralph's actions. By the time the baby is born we will likely be over 4000. Possibly 5000 if he keeps this shit up.

 

[Berb]

Will Dax hold a mock funeral too when Faith miscarries?

 

[Sam Losco]

Can some aylog identify how old is the baby?

IIRC the earliest you can typically see anything on an ultrasound is 6 weeks. So she's probably at least 6 weeks. Maybe more like 8. I guess it could be from the sex tape since we don't have a date that was filmed.

Also, keep in mind the pregnancy time is measured from the first day of the last period, so before conception, before even ovulation.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Will Dax hold a mock funeral too when Faith miscarries?

Of course not, that would actually be funny.

 

[Aqua Panda]

It's a matter of time until someone sends her this.

 

[SeymourCoxs]

Anyone think Ralph will blow his brains out before the baby is born? Also it’s only a matter of time before Ralph blocks his whole audience

 

[All becomes gunt]

This is insane, multiple times a week now something batshit off the wall insane shit happens that keeps this thing going. It's like the universe created the most entertaining soap opera, only we can actually interact and play part in it too. Godwinson could actually ascend to become the Shakespeare of our times as the Gunt Tapes are examined by future historians.
All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players

 

[Near]

I can't believe he's WINNING so hard

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

THE GUNTLING DDOSS US.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Null you should just set aside the user name "Corn" or "Maize" or something like that as a verified account for Ethan's child. It might be a few years, but they'll find themselves here at some point. Hell, I bet Ralph talks about the farms enough that the kid's first word will be "Josh"

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]