Everyone keeps mentioning this new mole/wart on her face, when all I can ever stare at is her bulbous clown nose. Her head is growing at an alarming rate now so it's not as noticable, but in every picture, video, anything, it's all I notice. Like someone socked her in the nose and it's constantly swollen. Even in that disgusting throwback photo where it looks like her now dismorphed head shooped into a teens body.
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The way she looks at her simp when she dropped her precious dip on the floor.. made me want to come through my device and slap her. She tries to muster the cutest face she thinks possible by tucking her upper lip above her front teeth and batts her lashes at him. Had she every done this in a mirror and seem how rediculous this looks on her 500lb whale frame? This wouldn't even look cute on a tiny girl, deranged is more alined with this look. Like someone upthread mentioned, just simply say, I'm too fucking fat to reach my fucking dip, and you know I can't eat pizza without it, plz go fetch it simp. Easy.
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And finally.
XL pepperoni pizza frm pizza pizza-250 cals per slice, 12 slices-3000 cal for the pizza alone
10 breaded wings- 1020-1300
Honey mustard- 190
Creamy ranch-350
Frank's red hot- 10
Blue cheese- 200
Sweet chili thai sauce- 80
Total cals- 5,130 give or take.
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Peetz had 4 slices and 2 wings while Chinny had 8 slices and 8 wings and all the sauces
Peetz had about 1000+ cals while Chinny choked down about 3000+ in one sitting.
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Poor Peetz looked terrified to take a slice when it was his turn. In the beginning she established they would do a half n half situation, but it was clear that every time Peetz would try to establish which half was his by taking from one side or the other she would do the same, until she too randomly from the middle of what I assumed was Peetzs side. Bc of course she has to assert her dominance and pee all over the pizza. At this point Peetz knows if he doesn't act quick she'll gobble the whole thing down faster than he can blink so he smartly grabs two slices at once, which earns him a death glare. But she gets him back in the end by demolishing the whole rest of the pizza and wings so that he can't have any leftovers. You can tell she's not hungry anymore by the way she picks at the crust and cheese, but she just can't stand to have leftovers to perhaps share. So sad how here lately everyone's constantly waiting on her to finish eating wayyyy after their meal is finished. She keeps saying 'one or two more this' or 'HOLD ONNNNN I'M ALMOST FINISHED!!!' she's done this a few times here recently and it's struck me as odd.
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The best part is when she says, when I don't eat all day I can put away a lot, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I'M STARVING!
No you fucktard, its not. By eliminating those precious sauces, she could have saved over 800 cals. But keeping her away from a dipping sauce is like trying to stop a force of nature. I'm sure if kept away from them too long she would resort to flinging her own poo. As if we're far from that point currently.
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On a lighter note* at least her cats are super cute...
