🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Holy shit the audio sucks. During the last murdoch murdoch AMA one of them said they thought high def streaming was "kinda jewish" and I thought that statement was laughable, but goddamn PPP, Kraut, Godwinson and the crew might need to stop by their local synagogue and get some fucking tips.

 

[PhoBingas]

Gaydur University. There's a history of soundboard spam certificate if you're interested.

Your tuition is 76,000 lemons or 1 blonde Puerto Rican gf

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Kraut has had the stream live for 30 minutes with no audio. How many times can this fucking retard be put behind the mixer? Is there a remedial OBS/streaming school we can make mandatory?

Fucking hell @Kraut. Sort this shit out.

 

[Hüftpriester]

To be perfectly honest, this is the only thing I feel bad about Ralph for. I never thought to use those, but they might work. I do understand where his common misplaced anger comes from now. If I knew I could not satisfy a woman, I would have a deep seated anger and a short fuse too.

I can't see how he keeps any woman, he can't sexually satisfy anyone, his personality is beyond deplorable and he simply can't be trusted. He's the type of person that in an argument, will bring up slights from years ago, just to win a point.

Every time Ralph gets angry, you can hear the pitch of his voice go up to that of a eunuch. @theralph start taking the child bride’s xanax. Whenever you start yelling I can’t help but think of your freakishly small dick.

 

[AltisticRight]

they thought high def streaming was "kinda jewish"

That's the best answer I've heard.
I guess a couple nipple clamps can motivate Kraut. Not sure about PPP and Godwinson. Less fucks can be given about video quality (it's kinda Jewish), but for Yahweh's sake get good audio. At least don't make it sound like an unintentional "TheDailyShoah MerchantMinute" episode where they create intentional fucking echoes.

I'd rather stab my ears with a red hot fork.

might need to stop by their local synagogue and get some fucking tips.

It does make sense though, spend more time and money to get better audio and video quality, for essentially useless content.
Kinda. Jewish.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Kraut has had the stream live for 30 minutes with no audio. How many times can this fucking retard be put behind the mixer? Is there a remedial OBS/streaming school we can make mandatory?

I have no idea why the audio is this shitty every time PPP or Godwinson does a livestream. Even if they do this ironically it's irritating. Kraut can't be this clumsy every single time.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

It does make sense though, spend more time and money to get better audio and video quality, for essentially useless content.
Kinda. Jewish.

It would cost literally zero dollars to make the stream sound listenable. Time? yeah, maybe a few minutes, and I get a low def aesthetic is part of it, but come on guys. Reset discord, mix the levels, watch when you hit the "live" button and SHALOM! You have a better stream!

 

[Haru Okumura]

Oh, good, they actually figured out a way to make it even worse.

 

[MeltyTW]

lol watching the godwinson faith stream, faith claims chris and her actually did have sex ....... lol @theralph you have to get a paternity test or the kid is assumed not yours

 

[Hackallier]

How hard is it to read the chat Kraut for fucks sake. Take that buttplug out of your ass.

 

[AltisticRight]

It would cost literally zero dollars to make the stream sound listenable. Time? yeah, maybe a few minutes, and I get a low def aesthetic is part of it, but come on guys. Reset discord, mix the levels, watch when you hit the "live" button and SHALOM! You have a better stream!

While I generally agree, my experience differs however. I've spent countless hours trying to get acceptable audio due to this wuflu shit and stuff going online, nothing works. Discord is horrible, other applications such as fucking Zoom and Teams are unusable. I don't have a fucking gaymer headset, all I had were those shitty iPhone earphones from 2015. I caved in and bought a used $30 mic, now everything works. This is obviously because I have no acceptable mic, those with a $50 headset can get pretty good audio with 10 minutes of settings.

They should just get a $30 used mic off whatever shithole junkyard site their country uses. Craigslist for Americans, I guess the brits use bonglist. Maybe Isaac's Temple offers them for $500, Godwinson is rich anyway.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I don't get why Kraut is even known. I know he did some doxing shit a while back, but every time I hear him talk, it sounds like he just woke up, mumbley, soft spoken, long winded and confused about whatever point he's making. And this is like the third or fourth stream I've seen where for some reason he's controlling the stream. PPP, what the fuck is keeping you from putting in 20 mins to familiarize yourself with OBS?
edit: sorry guys, i'll unrustle my jimmies.

 

[break these cuffs]

PPP, what the fuck is keeping you from putting in 20 mins to familiarize yourself with OBS?

Too busy praying.

 

[Hackallier]

Now we even have earrape going on...

How the hell does this keep getting worse?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I can't for the life of me understand what the shit is going on. Fix your shit PPP.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

They should just get a $30 used mic off whatever shithole junkyard site their country uses. Craigslist for Americans, I guess the brits use bonglist. Maybe Isaac's Temple offers them for $500, Godwinson is rich anyway.

If he asked just once, someone would send PPP or Godwinson a real microphone. Some fan has a blue yeti collecting dust in their closet. Just that would be an enormous improvement. And I agree, video quality is far less important, but if I can't hear what you're saying there's no reason for a show,

 

[tantric_depressive]

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Here's the mayor (on the left, orange jacket) next to Biden, who is listed all over the place (including reputable publications) at 6'.

The rando celeb height search result that gave 5'7 as the coach's height was clearly bullshit.

This is yet another photographic comparison that independently pegs the guntheight at 5'6 or 5'7, agreeing with the Knoxville group shot and the photo of Ralph with Cernovich.

Ralph carries a milk crate around with himself, cuz he knows people always wanna get a selfie with him everywhere he goes out in public

Song goes out to the Ralpha and his Hoemega, and to Gator, the lifelong masturbator (keep it that way, my pure, nerdly brutha, even if they're blonde & puerto-rican. The pleasures fleeting, and she'll Yoko your streaming)

 

[Haru Okumura]

every time I hear him talk, it sounds like he just woke up, mumbley, soft spoken, long winded

This is what Destiny's Twitch chat said as soon as Kraut started talking the other day:

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

This is what Destiny's Twitch chat said as soon as Kraut started talking the other day:

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I think he relies on his accent. To Americans his cursive speech might sound believable at first, but damn it wears off. To be fair though, very few people speak faster than Destiny so his fans are used to 2x playback speed as normal.

This whole stream was to tell us Dax allegedly acts like a cow in the bedroom.

wow

 

[Vetti]

I don't get why Kraut is even known. I know he did some doxing shit a while back, but every time I hear him talk, it sounds like he just woke up, mumbley, soft spoken, long winded and confused about whatever point he's making. And this is like the third or fourth stream I've seen where for some reason he's controlling the stream. PPP, what the fuck is keeping you from putting in 20 mins to familiarize yourself with OBS?
edit: sorry guys, i'll unrustle my jimmies.

Kraut is bumbling and bad at obs operation that it's come back around for me and I actually sort of enjoy it.