Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Goodbye Horses]

Every time you think Jeffrey couldn't possibly be more of a little bitch

I've never thought that.

 

[White Devil]

I can see how lowtax and Jeffrey get along, both are spineless pussies.

 

[Peep Plops]

"Idiosyncratic posting style" translated from faggot speak reads "a bunch of perma-seething trannies pretending to be chill instead".

 

[northstar747]

Not really, the NSDAP was specifically tailored to appeal to communist supporters while still maintaining a level of conservative support. If anything it just proves that when a society is completely and utterly collapsing into chaos and anarchy the people aren't going to choose any ideology without a big red 'revolutionary' slapped in front of it, and when even the core of a nation's revolutionary communist supporters are so pampered and well-off that their main problems in life revolve around tranny drama and arguing about which millionaire white mainstream liberal senator is better on a gay dead paywalled internet forum, communism is so laughably irrelevant it may as well be a meme.

As another poster at some point in this thread pointed out.

They arent communisit and they dont believe in communism or anything else.

They are aware that they failed and at life. And communism seems to be the ideolgy that goes againts what they think their enemies are.

I was reflecting the other day on the road map to the place the goons went to and it seems it started from rather mild place.

You have a group of goons that went to college got a shitty degree, because everyone told them just get a degree. They get out of college right when the 2008 crisis happens. They retreat into a world of always on line eating chicken tendies.

Then at some point SA cant even have a thread for land lords and where once you d have a goon tell another goon to suck it up buttercup you have just screeching.

Like the goon the well meme.

 

[Learned Hand]

As another poster at some point in this thread pointed out.

They arent communisit and they dont believe in communism or anything else.

They are aware that they failed and at life. And communism seems to be the ideolgy that goes againts what they think their enemies are.

I was reflecting the other day on the road map to the place the goons went to and it seems it started from rather mild place.

You have a group of goons that went to college got a shitty degree, because everyone told them just get a degree. They get out of college right when the 2008 crisis happens. They retreat into a world of always on line eating chicken tendies.

Then at some point SA cant even have a thread for land lords and where once you d have a goon tell another goon to suck it up buttercup you have just screeching.

Like the goon the well meme.

Goons are the people that always post those memes that say some variation of

"I did everything I was supposed to and I still can't afford my rent!" etc etc, thinking that not being able to fill a half page resume, work a job, and go into 150k in debt for a humanities degree was what they were "supposed to do."

It's just a manifestation of the victim complex gone amok. I've never seen one of these goon posting types possess even the tiniest bit of self awareness or introspection. The supreme irony is that they call themselves revolutionaries and communists and espouse the teachings of Marx, except the leaders of every communist nation that ever existed on earth would likely make them face the wall first.

 

[Dyn]

The supreme irony is that they call themselves revolutionaries and communists and espouse the teachings of Marx, except the leader of any communist nation that ever existed on earth would likely make them face the wall first.

I think goons would do fine under communism. The kind of people who spiral into student debt with useless degrees and end up with gender dysphoria and a 20-year employment gap are generally people who never knew what they wanted to do with their lives and got so paralysed by options they ended up doing nothing.

Just being told "Your job is now dig holes. Dig the fucking hole." would work out great for them.

 

[White Devil]

I think goons would do fine under communism. The kind of people who spiral into student debt with useless degrees and end up with gender dysphoria and a 20-year employment gap are generally people who never knew what they wanted to do with their lives and got so paralysed by options they ended up doing nothing.

Just being told "Your job is now dig holes. Dig the fucking hole." would work out great for them.

Lets be honest here; they're all degenerates and the actual communists would put them against a wall and shoot them.

 

[Dyn]

Lets be honest here; they're all degenerates and the actual communists would put them against a wall and shoot them.

That's because you're thinking of historical communist countries, which were all backwater fag-hating shitholes that would have put them against a wall and shot them regardless. Any sensible LGBT-friendly communist regime would be happy to have them ; goons are great at regurgitating approved opinions and vindictively informing on each other for party-sass.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

That's because you're thinking of historical communist countries, which were all backwater fag-hating shitholes that would have put them against a wall and shot them regardless. Any sensible LGBT-friendly communist regime would be happy to have them ; goons are great at regurgitating approved opinions and vindictively informing on each other for party-sass.

Meanwhile the goons can't stop talking about how Stalin was not just not bad, but was in fact very good

 

[White Devil]

Any sensible LGBT-friendly communist regime

There are none and will be none so that argument is moot, I think.

 

[Learned Hand]

That's because you're thinking of historical communist countries, which were all backwater fag-hating shitholes that would have put them against a wall and shot them regardless. Any sensible LGBT-friendly communist regime would be happy to have them ; goons are great at regurgitating approved opinions and vindictively informing on each other for party-sass.

The layer of irony here is that there is no reason for any such regime to ever exist, since every communist knows, and every other form of government at least tacitly acknowledges, that tolerance weakens the whole.

It's really peak comedy when you realize goons will cancel and virtually assassinate each other for the slightest tolerance faux pa, while shilling for one of the most intolerant ideologies mankind ever devised when it came to divergent thought or opinion. Maybe this is because they think their worldview would be the one accepted by the regime?

spoiler: it won't be.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Just being told "Your job is now dig holes. Dig the fucking hole." would work out great for them.

"But my fibromyalgia and star citizen raid!!"

 

[Dyn]

"But my fibromyalgia and star citizen raid!!"

Fibromyalgia actually clears up really quickly when exposed to the sound of a commissar racking his AK-47.

 

[Coolio55]

"Idiosyncratic posting style" translated from faggot speak reads "a bunch of perma-seething trannies pretending to be chill instead".

Idiosyncratic is right up there with "paradigm shift" over how much it's used by smarmy fucking retards.

"Hmmmmmm, yes. In my review of this japanese windows 95 game for preschool girls I shall call it idiosyncratic instead of unique and surely the pulitzer prize will be mine."

 

[AnOminous]

Not really, the NSDAP was specifically tailored to appeal to communist supporters while still maintaining a level of conservative support. If anything it just proves that when a society is completely and utterly collapsing into chaos and anarchy the people aren't going to choose any ideology without a big red 'revolutionary' slapped in front of it, and when even the core of a nation's revolutionary communist supporters are so pampered and well-off that their main problems in life revolve around tranny drama and arguing about which millionaire white mainstream liberal senator is better on a gay dead paywalled internet forum, communism is so laughably irrelevant it may as well be a meme.

Maybe it should be, but it isn't. I don't think the right particularly helped by describing literally anything they don't like, no matter how popular, as being "Communist." It created the false perception that Communism might actually be pretty cool instead of a complete disaster. And now Communism is a consumer brand for idiots.

Just being told "Your job is now dig holes. Dig the fucking hole." would work out great for them.

Other than the actual hole digging part, which requires functioning muscles. They couldn't even dig their own graves with a gun to their head.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3941386

FAU was good, actually.

 

[don't tred on snek]

No communist or other totalitarian regime tolerates homos, because they have sex purely for pleasure instead for spawning baby drones and cannon fodder, and that is verboten.

 

[AnOminous]

No communist or other totalitarian regime tolerates homos, because they have sex purely for pleasure instead for spawning baby drones and cannon fodder, and that is verboten.

They don't openly but they can always use people they have leverage over, and a homosexual in a society where that's illegal is pretty easily controlled.

 

[The Fool]

The layer of irony here is that there is no reason for any such regime to ever exist, since every communist knows, and every other form of government at least tacitly acknowledges, that tolerance weakens the whole.

It's really peak comedy when you realize goons will cancel and virtually assassinate each other for the slightest tolerance faux pa, while shilling for one of the most intolerant ideologies mankind ever devised when it came to divergent thought or opinion. Maybe this is because they think their worldview would be the one accepted by the regime?

spoiler: it won't be.

Probably that, but I think it's equally just a rebellion thing. They were born in the US, they hate the US because it has authority over them, it's like daddy issues. The US hates communism, so they like communism.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I think goons would do fine under communism. The kind of people who spiral into student debt with useless degrees and end up with gender dysphoria and a 20-year employment gap are generally people who never knew what they wanted to do with their lives and got so paralysed by options they ended up doing nothing.

Just being told "Your job is now dig holes. Dig the fucking hole." would work out great for them.

The doctrine of "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" sounds great when your needs are unlimited electronic entertainment and to have your genitals constantly played with by medical professionals, and you're so sadbrained that it qualifies as a disability.

More on topic, the goons fuckin' cancelled Destiny: