US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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LaxerBRO said:
Christ, PBS Frontline is reaming Donald Trump while protraying Biden as a good looking struggling student that overcame a stutter. Heck, they just said that Biden's campaign style was that he liked to hug people.

Such, anytime Biden fucks up on a debate or exhibit his dementia people will just think it's a stutter or when Biden's inappropriate touching is highlighted, it's just his campaign style.
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I can't take Frontline seriously anymore when they run an episode about Trump. They have that somber baritone voiceover narrator who makes everything sound super serious and dramatic, but they have him reciting Trump's obviously facetious twitter shitposts and jokey IRL trashtalk as if he's the villain in some kind of high stakes Tom Clancy novel-turned-movie.
 
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millais said:
I can't take Frontline seriously anymore when they run an episode about Trump. They have that somber baritone voiceover narrator who makes everything sound super serious and dramatic, but they have him reciting Trump's obviously facetious twitter shitposts and jokey IRL trashtalk as if he's the villain in some kind of high stakes Tom Clancy novel-turned-movie.
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So basically its those Frontline sketches from Chappelle's Show now? Minus the laugh track.
 
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LaxerBRO said:
Christ, PBS Frontline is reaming Donald Trump while protraying Biden as a good looking struggling student that overcame a stutter. Heck, they just said that Biden's campaign style was that he liked to hug people.
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This is honestly disappointing. Their documentary just before the election where they went through the history of both Trump and Clinton tried to be as unbiased as possible even though we know PBS wanted Clinton to win.

*sigh*
 
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millais said:
I can't take Frontline seriously anymore when they run an episode about Trump. They have that somber baritone voiceover narrator who makes everything sound super serious and dramatic, but they have him reciting Trump's obviously facetious twitter shitposts and jokey IRL trashtalk as if he's the villain in some kind of high stakes Tom Clancy novel-turned-movie.
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That sounds hilarious.
 
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Here's one of the earpiece things I saw going around a day or two ago:
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albertbrown26 said:
What about the time he bit his own wife’s finger off?

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Christ, did they ever explain what the fuck was going on there? Did he have a brain spasm and revert to the mental age of a toddler and just wanted to suckle on something? I can't really think of any reason why you'd do that in public if you weren't absolutely demented.
 
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I've.. Actually lost track of how many lids that's been since Labor Day.

Edit: Nevermind, someone else was apparently keeping track better than me. Seven times in the 15 days since Labor Day, so Joe Biden has thus-far called a lid and gone to take a nap ~46% of the time on any given day.
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He's dying, that's all there is to it.
 
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UselessIdiot said:
I've been seeing a ton of Biden signs here in Oklahoma. I mean like a sea of them. The locals have started calling him "Okie Joe".
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His paternalistic Rust Belt mannerisms must be working.
 
So they put an earpiece on a man suffering from dementia? This screams "just waiting to happen".
 
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If you don't pay attention to the meaning of the words, he does have that folksy cadence of grandfatherly small talk down very solid. I guess it doesn't take much more than that to capture some segment of the dumb boomer demographic.
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It's actually just a meme I saw on /pol/, where people kept doing different states. Like, Texas is now "BBQ Joe" country. I doubt many boomers and those of the Silent Generation are voting for Joepedo. Certainly not ones in OK or ID.
 
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