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- Sep 24, 2018
The pot calling the kettle a grotesquely deformed downie.
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That potato couldn't roast HERSELF wearing a tin foil jacket in a raging house fire...
>I'm a TERF with a stinky butt and my butt smells
Steph is my favorite cow since God Spouse grifters Bri Broken and AJ (who I don’t think ever made it onto the farms.) Although I regret her swerve away from the ghost husbands I don’t think she’ll ever wise up and go fully off radar like Bri did. She’s the perfect combination of a genuine oddball and a stubborn refusal to learn her lesson ever. She counters every embarrassing revelation by revealing something even more embarrassing. If she truly is plantkin, then she’s a magnificent onion with limitless layers of entertainment. Never change, Steph.Her lore isn't anywhere near as expansive as Chris's, but it's also much deeper than that of you average, run-of-the-mill cow.
She's the last of the Tumblr Classic style cows that's worthy of a thread this long. Most of the others are just kind of copies of each other with their own minor quirks. As much as Steph is a poser in so many of the subcultures she tries to inhabit, she's also very distinct and unique in weirdness due to the sheer magnitude of "wtf" that's going on with her. She is, paradoxically, a mirror of every stereotypical Tumblr cow trait, while also being so bizarre that she can only really be compared to internet legends like SephirothSlave or the Snape Wives.
She's not on as many levels of batshit as Chris is, but she's definitely an underrated cow that could stand with the best of them.
Says the woman who is in a constant state of diarrhea emergency.
My guess to why she didn't try to roast the troll is because it was an "individual of the non-white complexion".
Staph was stuck in that evenings biggest ultimatum. Does she fall back on her downie tard rage or be a woketivist?
Surprised she didn't comment something snarky on atleast 1 photo though.
If their account is still locked, she wouldn't be able to, I don't think. IDK I don't really use Instagram very much.
>ur either straight, gay, bi, or just too fucking ugly 2 get someoneIts not a lot, but we do have an attempt at Yarrow to roast someone herself this time!
Of course there are two problems with this:
1. The guy has a picture with a woman in it, suggesting long term romantic engagement.
2. You call yourself Sapphire Crimson Claw/AnarchoEnby unironically
But there was an attempt!
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This guy fucks.
(Also again very poor asexual activism here, Staph. You should never insult someone based on lack of a sexual relationship in their life, fucking aphobe smh)