Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

That potato couldn't roast HERSELF wearing a tin foil jacket in a raging house fire...

Oh than how can you explain THIS repost?

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Oh than how can you explain THIS repost?

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>I'm a TERF with a stinky butt and my butt smells
WE'RE DEALING WITH A PUBLISHED AUTHOR HERE, EVERYONE. BETTER LOCK THIS THREAD OR SHE'S GOING TO ROAST US TOO!
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Aren't you a bit too old for kindergarten, Staph Infection? Or do you prefer them that young?
 
Her lore isn't anywhere near as expansive as Chris's, but it's also much deeper than that of you average, run-of-the-mill cow.

She's the last of the Tumblr Classic style cows that's worthy of a thread this long. Most of the others are just kind of copies of each other with their own minor quirks. As much as Steph is a poser in so many of the subcultures she tries to inhabit, she's also very distinct and unique in weirdness due to the sheer magnitude of "wtf" that's going on with her. She is, paradoxically, a mirror of every stereotypical Tumblr cow trait, while also being so bizarre that she can only really be compared to internet legends like SephirothSlave or the Snape Wives.

She's not on as many levels of batshit as Chris is, but she's definitely an underrated cow that could stand with the best of them.
Steph is my favorite cow since God Spouse grifters Bri Broken and AJ (who I don’t think ever made it onto the farms.) Although I regret her swerve away from the ghost husbands I don’t think she’ll ever wise up and go fully off radar like Bri did. She’s the perfect combination of a genuine oddball and a stubborn refusal to learn her lesson ever. She counters every embarrassing revelation by revealing something even more embarrassing. If she truly is plantkin, then she’s a magnificent onion with limitless layers of entertainment. Never change, Steph.
 
My guess to why she didn't try to roast the troll is because it was an "individual of the non-white complexion".
Staph was stuck in that evenings biggest ultimatum. Does she fall back on her downie tard rage or be a woketivist?

Surprised she didn't comment something snarky on atleast 1 photo though.

If their account is still locked, she wouldn't be able to, I don't think. IDK I don't really use Instagram very much.
 
The Great Clay Aiken Incident apparently left a very deep scar in her, so that got my old noggin joggin'.

I reckon she had a crush on him, got a dose of "this is why he ain't never gonna even notice you" in the form of his father telling her "but Stephanie, fer God's sake, that man's gay, he's so queer you could see it from a mile away". And she's fixated on that probably because she's actually quite homophobic. Yarrow Brown, racist white saviour of The Brown, anti-semitic protector of the Jews, homophobic LGBTQIIAAP+++ activist.
 
Its not a lot, but we do have an attempt at Yarrow to roast someone herself this time!


Of course there are two problems with this:
1. The guy has a picture with a woman in it, suggesting long term romantic engagement.
2. You call yourself Sapphire Crimson Claw/AnarchoEnby unironically

But there was an attempt!
>ur either straight, gay, bi, or just too fucking ugly 2 get someone
dangerously based
 
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This guy fucks.

(Also again very poor asexual activism here, Staph. You should never insult someone based on lack of a sexual relationship in their life, fucking aphobe smh :mad: )

Judging by the shirt bottom left first pic and the overall douchey vibes i'm getting from him, it seems like its a case of white trash vs white trash. Either way, I'm getting the garden chairs and popcorn to see the bitch fight go down.
 
thank the gods she's jobless bc isn't posting these things like the complete opposite way a social worker should behave? i mean the suicide one....

if she were truly serious about her nonprofit, she would present a compassionate, neutral online presence[that's what i assume is the professional way to go for this sort of thing] . all she does is come off as B&W and combative. who wants to work with or get help from a self admitted violent-thought having powder keg?
 
back to being the commie in this thread, Steph's leftism is always a laugh for me because it's so aimless and unmoored. she just says what she thinks she's supposed to say. she's an anarchist who's voting early? the whole twee thing about "pumpkins and my birthday :) then tearing down fascism :)" reads like utter parody. there are groups - liberal and leftist, plus LGBT, etc., - in her area she could lend her voice and (unlimited!) time to, but she doesn't, because it's just posturing. she doesn't ever actually want to assert any effort or risk any possibility of failure. that's her thing. she cannot take it when she's given feedback of any kind - it's always a meltdown. the cripplepunk thing actually demonstrates this perfectly. someone was like "hey im not sure you're using this term right" and she went on a nearly week-long freakout about how people were gaslighting her that she wasn't disabled. so she'll never get a job, or be a social worker, or be an organizer, or make decent art, or maintain a decent garden, or do anything that aligns with her alleged principles, let alone anything useful, because doing useful things that align even incidentally with her scattershot ideology require effort, and more importantly, they require collaboration, and being willing to listen to and incorporate feedback instead of melting down and insisting that she's right and/or the critique is oppressive and abusive.
 
It's fascinating because she's the antithesis of being productive in any way when it comes to being financially helpful, emotionally helpful or putting in effort into selfdevelopment.
I can't for the life of me understand how she's perfectly happy sitting alone in her room, talking to no one, being angry for others when she doesn't really understand the context and not trying to be the best version of herself.
She doesn't really think for herself, but just larps and parrots what she thinks is right to say in order to look like a good woketivist that's there for the poor POC. Her whole schtick is being fake, to herself and to others who perceive her because she can't be honest with herself that she's a loser.

I'd feel bad for her because she's a result of both nurture and nature so she's not fully responsible for her being... her. But since she treats people who aren't falling into her ideology like utter shite I can't even feel an ounce of empathy.

Madhat me if necessary, but when she waves her masters degree around it gets a bit on my nerves because she doesn't even use it other than to brag. She has the privilege of staying with her parents, rentfree and doing 0 chores, while not working at all, and the only time which she actually uses the thing is to get back at her trolls. :story:
 
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