Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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If she lost weight excess skin wouldn't be her only issue as far as appearance goes.
She'd look about 20 years older in her face. Diet face is a thing, it doesn't happen if you lose 10-15lbs but if you lose significant amount of weight you're pretty much guaranteed that your face is gonna look old and unwell.

She's what 36? 37? That's young. She already looks older than her age imo. Take away all that fat filling her cheeks and making her look like Alvin and the chipmunks , and she's gonna end up looking 65.

She'd look like a literal Frankenstein is she's lost 100-200lbls
 
That loud ass "SHH, I SAY SHH!" caught me off guard. It was unnecessary as hell. Why does she always have to look up at Peetz every 5 seconds? As if she needs confirmation or reassurance that she's totally funny and isn't cringe at all! If she isn't staring at him, she's either eyefucking his food or glancing towards his phone.
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He got up to check on the cats and she peered over to his forgotten slice before the scene cut.
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Good lord, if they ever make a live action monster house the studio would make a killing with these two for Constance and Skull....

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Pity-fishing aside, she is in her absolute heaven today (and even said so in the video). What you witnessed today is as good as it gets. This is what life is all about, if you are Chantal. There really is nothing more to aspire to.
You hit the nail on the (bloated, quadruple-chinned) head. At first glance, this is just a run of the mill offering from our Gravy-Guzzling Gourmet, but on closer inspection, she is truly in her element and clearly living her very best life. Not only is she an independent woman on her own private (kitchen) island eating a meal that she doesn't have to even think about sharing, but:
  • She's treating herself to a day of relaxation, food delivery and movies because our girl truly needs a day off from her demanding fast-paced life
  • Clotso announces she's on a diet and smugly insists she wanted "something spicy and full of flavor... not something fried..." . Proceeds to both feel smug and eat enough to feed a family of four.
  • Coyly giggles after telling us the delivery guy was cute and that he "wanted" her, as a graphic popped up onscreen pointing to her Coldest Water Bottle with her affiliate code.
  • Our health guru makes an appearance to inform us that spicy soup is good for a cold. (Food critic Chinny also ofc makes several appearances, my favorite: "the shrimp is perfectly cooked", says the heathen who routinely cooks shrimp for 15+ min turning them into rubber and declaring them delicious).
  • That she made sure to emphasize the deliciously satisfying tofu (it wasn't), the fact that she's going to reuse those plastic containers (she won't) and how she DEFINITELY was going to save a bunch of that food for later (she didn't) was a nice flashback to preachy, Insta-Guru Clotso.
  • As she continues to shovel in gargantuan mouthfuls of rice, interrupting herself with an unprecedented amount of "MMMMMMs" and eyerolls, she complains about how he she will be shopping "ALL DAY". For a few things to decorate her luxury apartment. No wonder she had to take today to rest up, buying fake plants and pre-framed art you'd find in a dentist's office really takes it out of you!
I don't think I ever truly understood just what "Happy as a pig in shit" meant until witnessing our Queen of Poutine in her full glory.
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And the fact that today's "healthy" meal gave her an upset stomach/more gas than usual will be reason enough for her to ditch the "diet" and go back to her usual fare. Arby's is back on the menu, boys!
 
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Is that gunt sweat that's dried on her shorts?

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I was going to post the same thing. It’s not sweat, it’s yeast. The fungus Candida Albicans is what grows between parts of flesh that aren’t washed enough, and it’s very VERY common amongst death fats. If you’ve ever smelled it, you won’t forget it.

It made me wonder if the flesh under her gunt is breaking down. If so we may have another slow to heal boil saga incoming.
 
I was going to post the same thing. It’s not sweat, it’s yeast. The fungus Candida Albicans is what grows between parts of flesh that aren’t washed enough, and it’s very VERY common amongst death fats. If you’ve ever smelled it, you won’t forget it.

It made me wonder if the flesh under her gunt is breaking down. If so we may have another slow to heal boil saga incoming.
I thought it was her constantly wiping her filthy hands on her pants instead of using napkins like a civilised human.

Anyways as promised here's the second batch of screenshots.
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I thought it was her constantly wiping her filthy hands on her pants instead of using napkins like a civilised human.

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She really thought that this food is (marginally) lighter and less fried than her usual fare. I mean, it IS, but not in the way she thinks. Just because your chicken rolls have salad instead of greasy fried pastry around them doesn't negate the rest of the meal - tons of rice, a huge tub of coconut milk curry, etc. Food being relatively more colourful than, say, Arby's does not make it healthful by any stretch of the imagination.

And she's smug as fuck about it, which is somehow worse.

Edit: the pretend-confusion face she makes in the last screenshot while opening her food is so transparently fake. Chantal, we all know you have not forgotten your order. We all know you check the delivery status and the order detail obsessively until your food comes. Please stop pretending to be so dainty and carefree that you have no idea what you ordered because you're just so unaccustomed to takeout.
 
I was going to post the same thing. It’s not sweat, it’s yeast. The fungus Candida Albicans is what grows between parts of flesh that aren’t washed enough, and it’s very VERY common amongst death fats. If you’ve ever smelled it, you won’t forget it.

It made me wonder if the flesh under her gunt is breaking down. If so we may have another slow to heal boil saga incoming.
i thought it was deodorant, but then i realized i'm an idiot because you generally don't get that on your shorts. (also chantal using hygiene products? lol) like @Beluga though, i think it's just from wiping her grimy hands on them.

i don't doubt that she suffers from yeast infections on her skin, though. especially when she constantly wore that CK bra like it was going out of style-- all that sweat, filth, and heat between and underneath her unwashed chichis is a perfect storm for a gnarly rash.
 
I'm not sure if this is the case for all Home Goods, but the stores in my area have narrow asiles the further back you go in the store. I have this horrible picture of Chantal lumbering down the narrow pet aisle in her knock off Versace shirt, wheezing, wearing a mask, pushing a cart towards the cat toys, whispering SHAM and BBJay under her breath.
Home Sense, not Home Goods. Home Sense is huge so she can grab a cart and lean onto it for dear life. It’s also not a store with consistent stock so if that’s her only stop, be prepared for a mish-mash of tacky pillows and other ugly fall shit.
 
I wouldn't worry about her leaning on a shopping cart . How soon ya'll forgot Foodie Scooty

I say its probably one week of no hair washing right there. She must be so itchy. Not even going to mention that new tumor on her face.
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Me thinks it's just a gross zit. Surprises me she doesn't have more due to her diet and lack of hygiene..
 
You make it sound like a chair should receive war medals.

We need to know what the pneumatic part on this chair is made of because such strong material could absolutely provide shelter against hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and atomic bombings. That's 450lbs being dropped on one little piston and the poor thing is still going strong after years of abuse just like Peetz.

Hopefully it will give up during a live streaming just like Peetz. :optimistic:





Also holy shit this is terrifying.
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i thought it was deodorant, but then i realized i'm an idiot because you generally don't get that on your shorts. (also chantal using hygiene products? lol) like @Beluga though, i think it's just from wiping her grimy hands on them.

i don't doubt that she suffers from yeast infections on her skin, though. especially when she constantly wore that CK bra like it was going out of style-- all that sweat, filth, and heat between and underneath her unwashed chichis is a perfect storm for a gnarly rash.
Could be deodorant or something like baby powder. Deathfats will use both to dry up the folds
 
What a terrible dilemma for poor Chantal. Today is the day she goes out to find stuff to decorate her place but her pickles are also expected to arrive. What to do.. what to do.

Will the pickles arrive before she plans to leave?

Can she trust Peetz to accept the delivery without consuming a pickle?

News at eleven...
 
No, no...she hasn't eaten since. That light meal this morning upset her sensitive tummy...

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Why? Why does she do this? Even for a 7 year old boy some of the humor of farts is somebody doing something faux pas. An old lady accidentally letting slip a fart when she bends over to put a cake in the oven is kind of like "Oh were all human" and people let it pass, somebody trying to hide it by leaning a certain way or dropping a book loudly or something, and you still catch them, is funny like "Haha, gotcha! Its whatever man." Chantal is not either of those.

It was kind of funny when people were catching her farting and she was trying to hide it, but at this point she's just mid-sentence: "Oh hold on", she re-situates, "PPBRBBBRBHPPPTBBBTHHBHTHBHB!! There we go. SO anyway there I was with my french lover when you WOULD NOT BELIEVE what he found in my dingleberry patch!"

At that point youre just farting. There's a specific group of people who get away with or find humor in that and it's boys under like 10, and men over 60 who dont give a fuck anymore. And even then with the latter, it's kind of weird when youre talking to them.

She may have a group of feeders but I wonder if she just likes humiliating herself at this point? I know there are people who get off on that.
 
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