Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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Hey Kayla, you see that? We don't want you to die!
Unlike.. ahem... your best buddies on tumblr land.

Creamy Mami said:
Luckily the flooding in Katy is minimal. It seems like it's a true and honest disaster in deeper parts of Houston.
@Alex Krycek pls don't die.
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Glad to know you're safe!
 
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As someone who doesn't live far from Kayla ( first Vade, now Kayla... too many lolcows live near me) it is pretty minimal. We got some flooded streets, power outages, and malfunctioning street lights but it's not bad.

Still I'm surprised she hasn't been milking this tragedy. 2 weeks of nonstop rain is perfect to whine over. And hell even my boss was worried telling us not to take risks to come into work.
 
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Boson said:
Still I'm surprised she hasn't been milking this tragedy. 2 weeks of nonstop rain is perfect to whine over. And hell even my boss was worried telling us not to take risks to come into work.
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She's not going to milk it for tragedy points. She's going to use it as a further, fresh excuse to not walk anywhere or do anything.
 
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sugoi-chan said:
She's not going to milk it for tragedy points. She's going to use it as a further, fresh excuse to not walk anywhere or do anything.
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"I'm not gonna walk anywhere, there's boats going like 95 Knots out there!!"

If only we could see her tweets to hear what excuses she has for being lazy this week.
 
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Creamy Mami said:
Luckily the flooding in Katy is minimal. It seems like it's a true and honest disaster in deeper parts of Houston.
@Alex Krycek pls don't die.
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Piga Dgrifm said:
Live in Texas, can confirm that the flood isn't rain-water, but instead tears and shitposts. It's kind of beautiful, in a way.
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I'm still alive, though the flood was bad and it triggered me. I might need to make a tumblr.
 
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sugoi-chan said:
She's not going to milk it for tragedy points. She's going to use it as a further, fresh excuse to not walk anywhere or do anything.
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Well, she's not going to milk it for tragedy points, because she is too wrapped up in her nonsense/shitposting/wangst to even notice it has happened. Besides, its all heteronormative cisgendered breeders that died, so fuck them and their oppression; it was Goddesses Wrath that made the flood happen, after all.
 
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Mourning Dove said:


So I made a parody song based on how Kayla will never want to leave the internet.
It follows the tune of "Let it Go", that overplayed song from Frozen. Because both Kayla and Elsa are special snowflakes or something. :tumblr:

The trolls stalk me on my Tumblr tonight
Such harassers, they’re so mean
Offline may be my salvation,
But I’m still just a teen!

They take my wi-fi, and tell me to go outside
But no they can’t, and heaven knows they tried!

Don't let them win, don't let them be
Or let them tell me that I am a she
Reveal, mah feels, just let them know
Hell, they will know!

Let it guv, let it guv
No, I will not do my chores
Let it guv, let it guv
I’m such an attention whore!

I don't care
I won’t just go away
Let shitposts rage on,
Anons never bothered me anyway!

Kiwi Farms always mocks me
Do they really have the gall?
And they give me some free advice
They must want to see me fall!

I’m online by phone, I’m so shrewd
Everyone else, man, they’re such prudes
No mom, no dad, no family bothering me!

Let it guv, let it guv
No, I won’t say good-bye!
Let it guv, let it guv
It’s pointless to even try!

Here I am
And here I'll be
Let the shitposts rage on!

Asspats, crytypes, shitposts, excuses, they’re all around
But my secret blog, well, it looks like it’s been found.
A ween trolls me through something they asked.
But a new page,
I’ll just make another so fast!

Let it guv, let it guv
A transgender, my name is Jon
Let it guv, let it guv
That boring “girl” is gone!

Here I am
On the ‘net today
Let the shitposts rage on,
Anons never bothered me anyway!
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I don't like singing so I made this instead. Anyone's free to use it if they want. I should probably also mention that sometimes when the camera was kinda far away I got lazy and said guvk it.

On another note, how's the room coming Kayla? You starting to miss tumblr yet?
 
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"still on hiatus, but wait -- let me post a selfie"

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https://archive.is/wKc5A
 
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She's reblogged this twice, & keeps spamming her "mutuals plz read" post along with the one about her Twitter. Not sure if she's using the queue.
& the coup de grâce---breaking the silence to be an egotistical attention whore.
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I'm not sure what's more appalling, her inflated ego or the fact that she tags pictures of herself "vessel.jpg."
So we have a self-absorbed twat who thinks she's hot shit but also a divine being inhabiting a hot-as-fuq human shell.
wow I wonder why she can't make friends irl u guiz?????
EDIT: FUKKKK @CrispyBacon UR NINJAING IS TRIGGERONG M E
 
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