Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

[lolwut]

@Twilight Sparkle: I hope to God that never comes to pass. It'd be a dystopia even more horrific than 1984.

No, it really wouldn't. It'd be 20 minutes of argueing over who's the prettiest snowflake followed by a couple months of passive aggressive blogging. SJWs have no idea how to run a proper dictatorship, nor the stones to do so even if they did. The first time one of their party leaders gets assassinated, they'd all run back to their parents' houses to blog about it and that'd be the end of that.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

It's at least comforting to think that for all the influence SJWs have, their philosophy and ideals could never survive in the real world.

 

[Funnybone]

Seeing mentions of college educators being SJW-ish.. makes me wonder if my old humanities professor was an 80 year old SJW. This story always makes me laugh.

We were learning about Hammurabi Code (one set of ancient Mesopotamian law) and she was saying how it was much more fair then our laws today.
She went off about how white men had the power over all our laws today and how ALL white men people treated women/homosexuals/minorities unfairly. Why she would bring that up with Hammurabi Code is beyond stupid, since in the code the punishment for breaking whatever law strictly depended on what class you were/your gender/ect.
Then she asked a dark skinned student in the back of the room, "How do YOU feel, being from India in this discriminating country??"
The guy replied, in the thickest Boston accent I've ever heard in my life
"Uh well, I'm from Boston but.. I hear it's hard living in India?" (he replied like he was asking a question)
She then said "Thank you" and moved on.

Oh my God the students laugh so hard. I still laugh at it to THIS DAY.

She used every subject as her own soapbox.

 

[Ron Paul 2024]

That's why they're trying to change the real world to suit their whims, by silencing all who disagree.

Sounds really familiar, actually.

that guys like me were "in what we call the reality-based community," which he defined as people who "believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality." I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. "That's not the way the world really works anymore." He continued "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors … and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

Seeing mentions of college educators being SJW-ish.. makes me wonder if my old humanities professor was an 80 year old SJW. This story always makes me laugh.

We were learning about Hammurabi Code (one set of ancient Mesopotamian law) and she was saying how it was much more fair then our laws today.
She went off about how white men had the power over all our laws today and how ALL white men people treated women/homosexuals/minorities unfairly. Why she would bring that up with Hammurabi Code is beyond stupid, since in the code the punishment for breaking whatever law strictly depended on what class you were/your gender/ect.
Then she asked a dark skinned student in the back of the room, "How do YOU feel, being from India in this discriminating country??"
The guy replied, in the thickest Boston accent I've ever heard in my life
"Uh well, I'm from Boston but.. I hear it's hard living in India?" (he replied like he was asking a question)
She then said "Thank you" and moved on.

Oh my God the students laugh so hard. I still laugh at it to THIS DAY.

She used every subject as her own soapbox.

They are way more racist than the nonexistent "racists" that they are fighting, like even if he was from India, does it make sense for one black person to speak for an entire race?

 

[AnOminous]

Then she asked a dark skinned student in the back of the room, "How do YOU feel, being from India in this discriminating country??"
The guy replied, in the thickest Boston accent I've ever heard in my life
"Uh well, I'm from Boston but.. I hear it's hard living in India?" (he replied like he was asking a question)
She then said "Thank you" and moved on.

It's completely racist to assume because of someone's appearance that they're from a certain country. It's as bad as the Arizona "Minuteman" militia nuts who assume anyone who looks Hispanic is actually from Mexico, even when their family has lived in the same place since before there was a U.S.A.

 

[Funnybone]

They are way more racist than the nonexistent "racists" that they are fighting, like even if he was from India, does it make sense for one black person to speak for an entire race?

Seriously.
It didn't help she WAS white, and picking out people with darker skin then hers and hoping she got his entire life story by just looking at him. I mean, come on, how dumb do you have to be to do that? After ranting about white people??
I'm sorry social justice warriors, but if you look at someone's race and assume they're in social turmoil everyday, that IS a racist assumption.

She did stop talking to students after that, at least during the class I was in. I just stayed because it was the easiest A in the world (maybe I got it because I'm an oppressed woman??)-- I know a lot of people complained about that event. Not sure if the 'Indian native from Boston' did though. Now I'm going to check if she still works there.

 

[2spooky]

All this talk of college shenanigans reminds me of a prof I had for World Lit and Women's Lit. Anyone with a dick automatically started with a C and it was only downhill from there. I BS'd my way through by regurgitating whatever she spouted about the oppression of women, especially women "of color" and barely scraped by. She was old enough to be my grandma too.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This girl at my job shows up late to work and cries muh soggy knees whenever she's called out for it, also frequently requests to be called by made-up pronouns, which change all the time.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

This girl at my job shows up late to work and cries muh soggy knees whenever she's called out for it, also frequently requests to be called by made-up pronouns, which change all the time.

Reminds me of a girl from college.
There was this hot chick. Like, short red hair, slim, tall, into really "punk rock" clothing. I wanted her so bad. Eventually, we hooked up, and as it turns out, she was really into Tumblr. Like, REALLY. She would come over to my place once in awhile and ask me to call her a new pronoun like, once a week. She wasn't a spaz about, and she was nice enough, so we stayed together. Eventually, she went full Tumblrina at a fancy restraunt we went to. She yelled at our waiter for calling her "Ma'm". Three months in, and she suddenly starts freaking out in public. We broke up. I really dodged a bullet there.

 

[MW 002]

So I was at anime North last weekend and ran into an SJW at a long ass Starbucks line up

They at the very least said nothing at all and made no public freak out, but they did carry a sign around stating they were cosplaying as a trans webcomic character and on the sign was something about oppression, internal transmisogyny and it advirtising a webcomic series.

It was slightly unsettling

 

[Lady Houligan]

So I was at anime North last weekend and ran into an SJW at a long ass Starbucks line up

They at the very least said nothing at all and made no public freak out, but they did carry a sign around stating they were cosplaying as a trans webcomic character and on the sign was something about oppression, internal transmisogyny and it advirtising a webcomic series.

It was slightly unsettling

Was it Assigned Male?

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Every year I go to an anime convention around here called A-Kon. When I first started attending several years back, the dealer's room and the artist alley just had simple wares and art to buy. Innocent enough, right?

Well, in recent years, more and more SJWs pop up with stalls in various places, trying to push their silly agendas via art and other merchandise. One year I went as fem BLU Scout from TF2, and some girl pulled me aside to have me look at her TF2 artwork. It was all art related to her headcanon, and nothing else. She kept going on and on about how BLU Scout is actually trans, and that I shouldn't cosplay him because I'm not trans, myself. She then went on to say that it was typical of a cis person to appropriate something that's not rightfully mine.

I stopped going into artist alley after that.

 

[CWCissey]

Every year I go to an anime convention around here called A-Kon. When I first started attending several years back, the dealer's room and the artist alley just had simple wares and art to buy. Innocent enough, right?

Well, in recent years, more and more SJWs pop up with stalls in various places, trying to push their silly agendas via art and other merchandise. One year I went as fem BLU Scout from TF2, and some girl pulled me aside to have me look at her TF2 artwork. It was all art related to her headcanon, and nothing else. She kept going on and on about how BLU Scout is actually trans, and that I shouldn't cosplay him because I'm not trans, myself. She then went on to say that it was typical of a cis person to appropriate something that's not rightfully mine.

I stopped going into artist alley after that.

There is only one solution to that.

Bonk.

 

[Meowthkip]

Every year I go to an anime convention around here called A-Kon. When I first started attending several years back, the dealer's room and the artist alley just had simple wares and art to buy. Innocent enough, right?

Well, in recent years, more and more SJWs pop up with stalls in various places, trying to push their silly agendas via art and other merchandise. One year I went as fem BLU Scout from TF2, and some girl pulled me aside to have me look at her TF2 artwork. It was all art related to her headcanon, and nothing else. She kept going on and on about how BLU Scout is actually trans, and that I shouldn't cosplay him because I'm not trans, myself. She then went on to say that it was typical of a cis person to appropriate something that's not rightfully mine.

I stopped going into artist alley after that.

I wouldn't even know what to say to that.

SJWs acting like their personal headcanons are actually canon is fucking weird and something a crazy person would do.

 

[Hummingbird]

I had a multicultural studies professor and while I was in college before the SJW thing was created, she had the makings of one...

• It didn't matter if your white ancestors never owned a slave and arrived in America after the Civil War, you and your family are no exception. Also she admitted being hard on white people because "they deserve it" (yes she was white.)
  
• I remember she would discuss advertising and it's sexist and racist undertones. There was an add for a booze and a recipe on it for a drink (which had diamond in it's name) and it had the shoulders-up shot of a happy, pretty Asian woman on it, wearing a diamond headdress that looked a bit like chandelier. She claimed it belittled and sexualized Asian women and reduced them as objects and decoration.
• She also had worries about prominent characters in media giving children the wrong idea. Like how Mulan could also give children the false idea that all Asian women look like Mulan.

The irony is that I discovered the show, All in the Family, and became a fan due to her showing some videos on race on TV.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I wouldn't even know what to say to that.

SJWs acting like their personal headcanons are actually canon is fucking weird and something a crazy person would do.

Shouldn't headcanons respect the actual canon for the sake of plausibility?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Shouldn't headcanons respect the actual canon for the sake of plausibility?

You would think, but this is Tumblr; sanity and logic has no place there. If you tell them their favorite character isn't trans/autistic/gay/psychotic/BPD/asexual/whatever, they could be "triggered".

 

[MW 002]

Was it Assigned Male?

No, it was that transgender webcomic called Rain or something like that- the only part about the person which was funny was that they were holding a huge sign advirtising the comic and highlighting who they were cosplaying as

 

[TyrannoNinja]

Someone had to start a thread about it. I'll lead us off.

Are you familiar with Age of Empires 2? It's considered by many to be the best game in the series, and has had two expansions for it, both of which are quite good. For the uninitiated, AOE2 is a "historical FPS" that players use various civilizations in to fight it out in multiplayer or campaign settings, the campaigns focusing on historical events like Genghis Khan's conquests through Asia or the Spanish fighting the Aztecs in the Americas. At no point is the game considered edutainment or even educational, it's just got a backdrop of historical context and usually sets itself up quite well for it. This is a game where colonial-era Spanish can fight the Viking Hordes in Texas. Each civilization in the game though has a lengthy list of informative entries in the in-game glossary explaining their historical significance, rise, and fall. It's pretty cool overall.

Enter Tumblr.

Play AOE2 nowadays, and you will, almost without exception, encounter these faggots on forums and even the official site's blog posts. Suddenly you have assholes complaining about how setting the comp-controlled allies to be Moors in the El Cid campaign for the Spanish is somehow cultural appropriation, or how Dracula in the Slavs campaign being listed as a Magyar unit in the intro (something done for scripting convenience) is an attempt to impugn upon people of color.

Unfortunately, Tumblr is not aware of this game's popularity, and least of all how defensive its almost /tg/-ish dedicated fanbase is. So when Tumblr-style posts about AOE2 being problematic started to pop up frequently, most AOE2 communities reacted in the way they always had to any invading force:

...With a barrage of WOLOLO jokes.

Some asshole post about AOE2 discriminating against people of color? WOLOLO, YOU'RE GREEN TEAM NOW. It's the ultimate, retarded countermeasure, wherein SocJus morons just won't be able to get a foot in the door. WOLOLO on, you magnificent fuckers.

I believe there is a new fan-made AoE2 expansion pack in the works that will feature African civilizations. Looking forward to that one, but I wonder what the SJWs are going to find to bitch about it?