US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

My friends in Little Saigon in Westminster told me there's a sea of Biden flags and signs. It's a literal blue wave. That's really concerning.

What's worse, they call him "Joe Dinh Diem".

 

[CrippleThreat]

If person votes for Biden believing that the riots or peaceful protests will end. They will deserve to be fucked raw by Copamala when all the BLM rioters are pardoned, we get a unofficial hate speech law, the new AG will care more about legit gun owners in rural bumfuck areas than protecting the cities and ideological subversions like Critical Race Theory make a comeback.

I really don't have any faith in the white race overall for doing the right thing since they all allowed this to happen to begin with.

The normies will be the end of this country, I swear.

 

[Blasterisk]

My friends in the elementary school tell me there's a USSS security detail around, a literal human ocean of armed guards. It's really concerning.

What's worse, they ask "Is that your nose, Joe?"

 

[CptnSnshn]

My friends in Hau'oli City, Alola told me there's a sea of Biden flags and signs. It's a literal blue wave. That's really concerning.

What's worse, they call him "Kommo-o Joe".

 

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My family in Moscow, Idaho told me there's vast fields of Biden flags and signs. It's a literal blue wave. That's really concerning.

What's worse, they call him "Joetato."

 

[Corn Flakes]

My friends in R'lyeh, South Pacific told me there's a sea of Biden flags and signs. It's a literal blue wave. At least they think it is, anyway. It all looks blue under all that water. Either way, it's really concerning.

What's worse, they call him "Joe Fhtagn".

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

My friends in Kiev, Ukraine told me that there's an unending array of Biden flags and signs, akin to a deluge in their numerosity. It all looks really concerning.

What's worse, they call him "Comrade Joe".

 

[Screw Danlon]

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This picture and shirt looks like it was taken during the 90’s

I seriously thought that was Breaking Bad cosplay for a minute.

also, I was at a Restaurant and my friends there were telling me that everywhere they look they see blue towels in support of Joe Biden. But they weren’t too concerned because they at least knew where the towels are now. Also, they’re calling him “Froody Joe”.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

@It's HK-47 your blue wave copypasta has already become infinitely more interesting than biden himself.

 

[XYZpdq]

@It's HK-47 your blue wave copypasta has already become infinitely more interesting than biden himself.

so are there any cases where Biden actually talks to randos?
because getting him to respond to it would be probably as great as that glorious asshole who yelled PEPE!~!!!!! at Hillary

 

[CrippleThreat]

My neets in Tokyo tell my that Biden support is at an all high in Japan. It's as if another tsunami shook their rinky-dink islands. It's becoming a concern for me. There's even a Biden body pillow...

What's worse is that the folks there are already making manga shorts about him called The Adventure Biden-sensai and Harris-chan.

so are there any cases where Biden actually talks to randos?
because getting him to respond to it would be probably as great as that glorious asshole who yelled PEPE!~!!!!! at Hillary

Biden literally elbow bumped a heckler who said he stood no chance, and he told him, "Yeah, you're right."

 

[It's HK-47]

@It's HK-47 your blue wave copypasta has already become infinitely more interesting than biden himself.

I'm not responsible for that, I just wanted to make a Fallout 4 joke.

 

[Screw Danlon]

I'm going to have to start looking through old videos and keeping an eye on newer ones, now. I really want to know what's in that pocket.

I’lll put 5:1 odds that he either has a receiver on his back belt buckle, like you’d put a mic pack, and he has the volume control switch in his pocket, or he has the receiver in his pocket.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

That was a pretty interesting analysis of his earbud town hall, actually. It does leave me with another question, though. At the very beginning of the video, he's staring at the lady down in the "crowd" and for whatever reason, this is the first time it's really caught my attention. Before he deals with someone who isn't a journalist, someone from an audience or just someone who brings him an "unexpected" conversation, he fiddles around in his pocket with something.

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I'm trying to rummage through my head to remember the specific videos I've seen where he's done this, but I know for a fact I've seen him do this over and over again and the camera always cuts away as it's happening. It's like I've seen him do this a thousand times before, but I just assumed he was setting his hands in his pockets or putting something away. Now that I really look at it, it doesn't look like either of those things. He's clearly messing with something.

I'm going to have to start looking through old videos and keeping an eye on newer ones, now. I really want to know what's in that pocket.

I wonder how quickly they'll stop the interview and hustle him out if anyone asks. Make Gollum a reporter, get him on it.
> "Curse it! curse it! curse it!" hissed Gollum. "Curse the Bidenses! It's gone! What has it got in its pocketses?

 

[Corn Flakes]

I'm not responsible for that, I just wanted to make a Fallout 4 joke.

That's fine. Biden isn't responsible for his campaign either, he just wanted to take a nap and sniff some kids.

 

[XYZpdq]

My neets in Tokyo tell my that Biden support is at an all high in Japan. It's as if another tsunami shook their rinky-dink islands. It's becoming a concern for me. There's even a Biden body pillow...

What's worse is that the folks there are already making manga shorts about him called The Adventure Biden-sensai and Harris-chan.


Biden literally elbow bumped a heckler who said he stood no chance, and he told him, "Yeah, you're right."

it's too long for a heckling yell

 

[irishAzoth]

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Biden this morning:
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Everyday the prospect of a debate gets more and more exciting.

god almighty I feel so bad!!!
I almost want to pity vote for him
(not a chance tho joe)

 

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Don't be too excited about Joe wearing a wire. Bush Jr was openly wearing one, and they even found the exact make and model he was wearing (as you can buy it locally in DC) and it didn't matter, because Dubya was the elite's chosen candidate and thus the press ignored it. Outside of Trump literally yanking the receiver out of Joe's pocket live on stage, it's going to be memory holed.

 

[UselessIdiot]

I wonder if Joe is the most boring presidential candidate ever, or maybe it just seems that way because he's the oldest and his mind is going south. Bob Dole and Al Gore were also very boring, so hopefully Joe follows those two and loses bigly.

 

[Bender]

My friends in glorious Nippon told me there's a sea of Biden flags and signs. It's a literal blue wave. That's really concerning.

What's worse, they keep calling him "Joestar".

Spoiler: bad taste

My friends in Fukushima, in glorious Nippon told me there's been an earthquake in the sea. It's caused a literal blue wave. That's really concerning.

What's worse, they won't shut down their nuclear reactor.