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I bet that glittery, cheap looking pumpkin has a way more fulfilling and happier life than Chantal could ever dream of having.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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I bet that glittery, cheap looking pumpkin has a way more fulfilling and happier life than Chantal could ever dream of having.
chantalisfat
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Here's everyone's favorite face:
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if she was that upset she left her phone and couldn't record her shopping trip, what about the rest of her extra-super-busy week that had her on the brink of her mentulz? (~4:00) no footage from any of those heroics?
if chins was doing anything besides eating and being gross, you know damn well we'd have it shoved in our faces montage style with some shitty copyright free music from 2015
was she more butthurt about the lost filler content or the fact she had to spend a few minutes away from playing whackamole across her social media with those pesky truthful comments and opinions?
if chins was doing anything besides eating and being gross, you know damn well we'd have it shoved in our faces montage style with some shitty copyright free music from 2015
was she more butthurt about the lost filler content or the fact she had to spend a few minutes away from playing whackamole across her social media with those pesky truthful comments and opinions?
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This just... makes so much sense. It's like when you learn about a serial killer and you find out that he was abused as a child or tortured animals and you're like "Yeah, that checks out." Chantal purposefully left a year or two's worth of fart recordings on a phone for the next owner to find. Of course she fucking did.
Anyway, Chantal is boring as fuck right now. I was really looking forward to more walker-assisted walks outside. I should've known better.
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Unless she took the time to name those files to pass them as songs, then why the hell would anyone listen to all those recordings of farts? That is if they even find those files or they do not simply wipe the phone out before using it. She really is the queen of putting a ton of effort on pointless endeavours.
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So, vlog not vlog. Got it.
Keerist, she has horrible taste in everything, even Halloween decorations. Mice wearing witches hats on a typewriter. What IS that? And is this gonna be her year round decor or just the "Halloween season"? (it's still fuckin' September, genius)
Lots bags Chins had there, wonder which ones held the food?
Keerist, she has horrible taste in everything, even Halloween decorations. Mice wearing witches hats on a typewriter. What IS that? And is this gonna be her year round decor or just the "Halloween season"? (it's still fuckin' September, genius)
Lots bags Chins had there, wonder which ones held the food?
Kiwiweeeee
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She needs to not be so hard on herself....or push herself too much = changed her mind, doing videos everyday for Vlogtober is too much.
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RussianBlonde
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What is it with deathfats and their love for spending stupid amounts of money on the ugliest, tackiest garbage. All that plasticky junk she bought was like $20 a piece, this is all Allie Express/Chinese dollar store merchandise you can buy anywhere for like $3.
$60 for that monstrosity of a shirt? Just get your grandma's old table cloth and make few holes in it and it will look the same.
$60 for that monstrosity of a shirt? Just get your grandma's old table cloth and make few holes in it and it will look the same.
Random Internet Person
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Because they see themselves as very chic. Chantal REALLY sees herself as fashionable and an influencer in many aspects.
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Chinny, our favorite Social Media Influencer, is trying her hand at vlogging today, which is very exciting, as surely this will finally be what catapults our girl into the superstardom she so richly deserves, complete with brand deals and followers who offer nothing but praise and the "YAAASSS GIRL" comments she expects!
So let's get to, let's get tooo-hoooo:
I give this one 3/5 mugs-o-gravy (an extra mug awarded for not subjecting us to Peetz's blathering)
So let's get to, let's get tooo-hoooo:
- Points out her monster zit and the fact that she got rid of her mustache, because she's #relatable guyz
- Our health and wellness expert gives us a sigh-filled primer on mental health. The "responsibilities" of her life are very difficult and naturally she's had to "disperse things" into "bearable amounts". Such as: if you must get decorations for your luxury apartment, it's best to spend the day prior (and 2 days afterward ofc) watching Netflix and binging to gather your strength. "So.. Yeah", she concludes before losing her train of thought
- She had SO MANY things to do this week. SO. MANY. You guys wouldn't understand, she had to buy decorations and some clothes and stuff. Like she had to write it on the calendar and everything!
- Out of breath, slumped at her kitchen perch, she is back from shopping! Eat your heart out, pro vloggers, rifling thru bags in your dirty apt. is "vlogging" at it's finest!
- The fact that Clotso shopped at a place called "WINNERS" is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I think she's ever told us.
- Surprising exactly no one, she proceeds to pull a multitude of Halloween decorations and decorative items you might find in a mid-priced motel lobby.
- Complained of a sharp pain in her side "right where your spleen would be" since yesterday. Surmises that its probably gas, but informs us she will be going to the doctor because it couldn't possibly be from that meal-for-six she hoovered at 11am yesterday and was gonna "save for later" but definitely did not.
- Bought a $69 denim jacket that was too small but will surely fit her when she "loses a bit of weight". Enjoy your fate in the back of the closet with the pizza boxes, you poor, sad jacket. At least it will be spared gravy stains.
- Our beauty and fashion guru got some new Amber-style leggings, which she helpfully informed us "are more comfortable than jeans" (Also, we all remember your last try-on haul where you couldn't actually zip your jeans, so there's that)
I give this one 3/5 mugs-o-gravy (an extra mug awarded for not subjecting us to Peetz's blathering)
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chantalisfat
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Only Chantal would present a shopping day as a vlog when she forgot to bring her camera on the trip.
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ARCHIVE: HUGE HOMESENSE AND PENNINGTONS FALL 2020 HAUL
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_justlurking
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O shit, you could be right. Just the Skip site doesn't seem to work, that is why I thought it couldn't be it but yeah. You right. Could be anywhere, still I'm guessing it was pretty fucking expensive.
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at first my mind went to like, sleeping in your boyfriend's shirt. however, chantal obviously can't do that-- so i ended up imagining bibi wearing chantal's shirts to sleep instead. once i stop laughing, i should probably go to bed too.
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So what's this pain in her side going to end up being? Diverticulitis, pancreatitis... Another festering boil?
And I think the musical snow globe plays The Sorcerer's Apprentice, not "the witch's spell" or "generic Halloween music" like Clotso & Putz expertly suggest.
And I think the musical snow globe plays The Sorcerer's Apprentice, not "the witch's spell" or "generic Halloween music" like Clotso & Putz expertly suggest.
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I want to know what exactly is a “year’s worth” of fart recordings. One for every day? Once a week? Only the”best of 2018” hits? What? It’s not like, “a year’s supply of toilet paper” or “a year’s worth of newspapers,” these are things we can envision because they are things normal people have.
A year’s supply of fart recordings could be the same as a year’s supply of squirrels who get their heads accidentally stuck in tree notches. One? Two hundred? I have no idea how to picture that quantity because there’s no normal metric for it.
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“I just can’t get myself out of this funk where i’m not motivated and i’m forcing myself to go through motions of the day and take care of responsibilities of my life”
so...just like any other day then chantal? she says that like she’s usually up at dawn at the gym, cleaning, cooking and running errands all day.
so...just like any other day then chantal? she says that like she’s usually up at dawn at the gym, cleaning, cooking and running errands all day.
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Been distant from the farms for the past few months because all my favorite cows were boring as fuck. Came back to catch up on what's new and I'm feeling exceptionally blessed by this thread. Thank you, Kiwis.
Constance is a fantastic comparison and candidate for a Halloween costume, but what about the guests from Little Nightmares? She wouldn't even have to change her appearance or do anything special
binging eating with a wooden cooking spoon à la Amberlynn Reid eating trix cereal or whatever the fuck out of a literal casserole dish. Stay classy, ladies. Sorry for late
Constance is a fantastic comparison and candidate for a Halloween costume, but what about the guests from Little Nightmares? She wouldn't even have to change her appearance or do anything special
I know someone brought this up earlier, but I love how Chantal is
Feelinsick
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So, Chinny is going to the doctor uh?
As all good deathfats she has found an enabler doctor who is overweight him/herself. He'll just look at her and tell her she looks healthy as heck without even making any exams and reinforce that food has no co-relation with health whatsoever.
Edit: Also, her decor is absolutelly tasteless. Her house will soon look like a crackhead trailer house full of cheap looking and tasteless made in china decors just hanging around.
As all good deathfats she has found an enabler doctor who is overweight him/herself. He'll just look at her and tell her she looks healthy as heck without even making any exams and reinforce that food has no co-relation with health whatsoever.
Edit: Also, her decor is absolutelly tasteless. Her house will soon look like a crackhead trailer house full of cheap looking and tasteless made in china decors just hanging around.
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