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🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
Welcome to the club brother! I think a lot of hate watching happens out of habit because you started watching way back when it was decent and now you don't know what to do with your evenings. You just gotta replace it with drinking or spending time with your family, after a while it's not so bad.
Yeah I started watching just for certain guests, then somewhere around the stream.me days I switched to just watching and listening to people in the discords because that was more entertaining. I desperately need something to listen to in his time slot though and thus far have not been able to find anything. I miss Zidane, of all the people in the shit show carnival he was the only one that had the right levels of autisim, brains, and charisma to put together an entertaining show.
Ladies & gentlemen welcome to Half Life: Full-Life Consequences I am your host John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman's brother
In a shocking twist no one saw coming, Ralph is 20 minutes late & 20 minutes gay
Ralph is now half an hour late to his own goddamn show
"FUCK YOU WINDOWS! YOU CAN'T STOP ME BITCH! You can't stop me biiiiiiiiiitch"
I guess this means Ralph is having computer problems.
Ramzpaul is relaxing & living the dream. He also heard about the Patrick Little
Ralph actually admits to being from Arkansas
West Memphis 3. Did they do it?
Bibble is here & he hates Satanists
Oh great, Larry is here because it's Thursday
Breonna Taylor supposedly has a checkered past
Ralph hit record instead of stream & bungled the audio which is why he's late
Ramzpaul says women are herd animals & that's why they love fashion. Female politicians turn easily because of this. I immediately regret saying he was an okay dude.
Ramzpaul talks shit about Karens, not realizing Ralph is the biggest Karen of all.
Packing the Supreme Court
Laura Loomer is a Zionist, but the ADL hates her
Larry jokes that Ralph looks like he's falling asleep & Ralph immediately gets defensive. He's trying to check in with a guest, you don't know what he does you idiot
Ramzpaul starts off with the Soros namedrop
Soros Count: 2
Ramzpaul on Louisville riots (Antifa is well-organized, they had a fat lady with a U-Haul)
Ramzpaul on dealing with trolls in chat (ban them & move on)
Election night hype with Keith Woods, Beardson, Richard Spencer, & Dick Masterson
Reminiscing about the 2016 Election
Ramzpaul on coronavirus (it's overblown)
Bibble's already out
We have one entire caller
The story of Census Cowboy & how he abuses his horse. Ramzpaul blames BLM for. . .some reason.
Next caller is salty he's had to work through Corona & calls it fake & gay
Caller #3 was putting his daughters to bed & Ralph goes "Awww." I. . .think he might actually want a kid.
Caller #3 got brainwashed by Daddy Jim & then got coof'd twice, still says corona is fake & gay. HE'S SAVING LIIIIIIVES, ALSO FUCK JUICE
Ding dong, Warski's here
Warski was streaming until 7 AM with Rex Jones
Warski & Ramzpaul discuss drugs & addiction
Larry was muted
Charlie Kirk clip
Trump booed while paying respects to RBG
Black dude committed a mass shooting & no one has covered it
Ramzpaul's been added to the election night roster
Larry's out
Warski really likes Ramzpaul
Gator never showed today
Please stop doing the Road Warrior impression Ralph
Shoutout to Chillstream Uncut alloneword
Why is China not getting nuked
The political climate sucks & will only get worse
Ralph & Warski love It's Always Sunny
Yes Warski, you're leaving Canada to tard up Portugal, we know
Warski has to run fast & bullets too slow
Ralph & Warski are going to be on Dingo's show on Saturday SouthernDago continues to be a little bitchmade soyfed gimp.
Ralph & Warski are like Savage & Hogan, ham & cheese
Rex Jones wants to know everything about Mundane Matt
Zidan was almost on the Killstream, but "it didn't work out"
Warski wants to do a viewing of the Boulder Stream with Rex Jones. Ralph is gonna try to invite Zidan, lol. Good luck.
Ralph fantasizes about getting Alex Jones to shit on Matt
Ralph & Warski are downright giddy over this upcoming election stream. I think this is the happiest I've ever heard Ralph.
No one does it like Ralph & Warski & we're all just jealous & can't help we were born fucked up
Woman tazed for not wearing a mask at a high school football game
Coronavirus is not dangerous when it's outside, sez Ralph
Woman tazed says "don't touch me!" Ralph reads out a chat that says "it's Ralph's next girlfriend when she turns 19" & he & Warski both laugh.
Ralph can't talk about anything without making professional wrestling references. What a dull little man.
Ralph only wears the mask because "my mom's sick & shit, has kidney disease, my girlfriend's pregnant"
Warski & Ralph just being crybabies about wearing masks for ten straight minutes
I'm not sure if it's better or worse than Warski being a crybaby about black people
Riot watch & possible car chase?
No we're gonna listen to Trump talk about Chris Wallace or something
(Chris Wallace is moderating Tuesday's debates)
I can't tell if Ralph is drunk or drugged. Or both.
Google-related programs did go down, that part wasn't Ralph's fault
A guy waited 45 minutes to call into Andy's show but Andy was too high to let him on
Rex Jones does not like Joe Rogan
Warski sez Rex is a sharp kid
Rex loves the Killstream
Ralph wants to get Rex on the election night show
Wrap it the fuck up you two, I have shit to do
Friday is the flat Earth guy, might be less boring maybe I dunno
Always Sunny clip
Shoutout to everybody
Election night roster
GET READY
goodnight
[outro]
Shoutout to the Ayylawgs
[Verizon ad lolwut]
Chillstream gang gang
[Ralph wails along to David Allan Cole's "You Never Even Called Me By Name" off-key & out of sync please help me I want to die]
I wonder if its the alcoholism? He's usually (somewhat) sober at the start of most shows, then towards the end or the outro he starts turning things up? Comes back (almost) sober the next night and forgets what he's done?
At this point is almost impressive how incompetent he is.
Ladies & gentlemen welcome to Half Life: Full-Life Consequences I am your host John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman's brother
In a shocking twist no one saw coming, Ralph is 20 minutes late & 20 minutes gay
Ralph is now half an hour late to his own goddamn show
"FUCK YOU WINDOWS! YOU CAN'T STOP ME BITCH! You can't stop me biiiiiiiiiitch"
I guess this means Ralph is having computer problems.
Ramzpaul is relaxing & living the dream. He also heard about the Patrick Little
Ralph actually admits to being from Arkansas
West Memphis 3. Did they do it?
Bibble is here & he hates Satanists
Oh great, Larry is here because it's Thursday
Breonna Taylor supposedly has a checkered past
Ralph hit record instead of stream & bungled the audio which is why he's late
Ramzpaul says women are herd animals & that's why they love fashion. Female politicians turn easily because of this. I immediately regret saying he was an okay dude.
Ramzpaul talks shit about Karens, not realizing Ralph is the biggest Karen of all.
Packing the Supreme Court
Laura Loomer is a Zionist, but the ADL hates her
Larry jokes that Ralph looks like he's falling asleep & Ralph immediately gets defensive. He's trying to check in with a guest, you don't know what he does you idiot
Ramzpaul starts off with the Soros namedrop
Soros Count: 2
Ramzpaul on Louisville riots (Antifa is well-organized, they had a fat lady with a U-Haul)
Ramzpaul on dealing with trolls in chat (ban them & move on)
Election night hype with Keith Woods, Beardson, Richard Spencer, & Dick Masterson
Reminiscing about the 2016 Election
Ramzpaul on coronavirus (it's overblown)
Bibble's already out
We have one entire caller
The story of Census Cowboy & how he abuses his horse. Ramzpaul blames BLM for. . .some reason.
Next caller is salty he's had to work through Corona & calls it fake & gay
Caller #3 was putting his daughters to bed & Ralph goes "Awww." I. . .think he might actually want a kid.
Caller #3 got brainwashed by Daddy Jim & then got coof'd twice, still says corona is fake & gay. HE'S SAVING LIIIIIIVES, ALSO FUCK JUICE
Ding dong, Warski's here
Warski was streaming until 7 AM with Rex Jones
Warski & Ramzpaul discuss drugs & addiction
Larry was muted
Charlie Kirk clip
Trump booed while paying respects to RBG
Black dude committed a mass shooting & no one has covered it
Ramzpaul's been added to the election night roster
Larry's out
Warski really likes Ramzpaul
Gator never showed today
Please stop doing the Road Warrior impression Ralph
Shoutout to Chillstream Uncut alloneword
Why is China not getting nuked
The political climate sucks & will only get worse
Ralph & Warski love It's Always Sunny
Yes Warski, you're leaving Canada to tard up Portugal, we know
Warski has to run fast & bullets too slow
Ralph & Warski are going to be on Dingo's show on Saturday SouthernDago continues to be a little bitchmade soyfed gimp.
Ralph & Warski are like Savage & Hogan, ham & cheese
Rex Jones wants to know everything about Mundane Matt
Zidan was almost on the Killstream, but "it didn't work out"
Warski wants to do a viewing of the Boulder Stream with Rex Jones. Ralph is gonna try to invite Zidan, lol. Good luck.
Ralph fantasizes about getting Alex Jones to shit on Matt
Ralph & Warski are downright giddy over this upcoming election stream. I think this is the happiest I've ever heard Ralph.
No one does it like Ralph & Warski & we're all just jealous & can't help we were born fucked up
Woman tazed for not wearing a mask at a high school football game
Coronavirus is not dangerous when it's outside, sez Ralph
Woman tazed says "don't touch me!" Ralph reads out a chat that says "it's Ralph's next girlfriend when she turns 19" & he & Warski both laugh.
Ralph can't talk about anything without making professional wrestling references. What a dull little man.
Ralph only wears the mask because "my mom's sick & shit, has kidney disease, my girlfriend's pregnant"
Warski & Ralph just being crybabies about wearing masks for ten straight minutes
I'm not sure if it's better or worse than Warski being a crybaby about black people
Riot watch & possible car chase?
No we're gonna listen to Trump talk about Chris Wallace or something
(Chris Wallace is moderating Tuesday's debates)
I can't tell if Ralph is drunk or drugged. Or both.
Google-related programs did go down, that part wasn't Ralph's fault
A guy waited 45 minutes to call into Andy's show but Andy was too high to let him on
Rex Jones does not like Joe Rogan
Warski sez Rex is a sharp kid
Rex loves the Killstream
Ralph wants to get Rex on the election night show
Wrap it the fuck up you two, I have shit to do
Friday is the flat Earth guy, might be less boring maybe I dunno
Always Sunny clip
Shoutout to everybody
Election night roster
GET READY
goodnight
[outro]
Shoutout to the Ayylawgs
[Verizon ad lolwut]
Chillstream gang gang
[Ralph wails along to David Allan Cole's "You Never Even Called Me By Name" off-key & out of sync please help me I want to die]
Gator was in the chat before the show started. Odd that he has time to make excuses for Ralph being late in the chat, but not actually get on the show.
Ralph has to beg for callers and it's usually just the same 3 or 4 people, and he's barely making 10k lemons a night now. Even with all these guests he's having on.
Ralph has to beg for callers and it's usually just the same 3 or 4 people, and he's barely making 10k lemons a night now. Even with all these guests he's having on.
And thats with mods and obviously coordinated lemon parties and with his own efriends pitching in ninjaghinis. Before that he was making below the lowest american minimum daily wage for a full work day.
Ralph has to beg for callers and it's usually just the same 3 or 4 people, and he's barely making 10k lemons a night now. Even with all these guests he's having on.
He's definitely snorting something, the last few weeks he sounds more and more like he has a cold/stuffy nose all the time. Either snorting pills that shouldn't be snorted or buying some low grade shit and putting it up his nose. In any case, it was especially obvious on this show.
It doesn't make any sense. OBS doesn't switch settings like that when you hit record. You can setup some differences between recording and streaming, but it's basically just bit rates and shit, nothing that would fuck up his audio for streaming.
It doesn't make any sense. OBS doesn't switch settings like that when you hit record. You can setup some differences between recording and streaming, but it's basically just bit rates and shit, nothing that would fuck up his audio for streaming.
Is there a reason Ralph's audio is always so fucked or is it that he can only do so much with his hooves? With the sound equipment he has I thought it would be seamless.
Is there a reason Ralph's audio is always so fucked or is it that he can only do so much with his hooves? With the sound equipment he has I thought it would be seamless.
Because he's a retard. That's really all it is. He's been doing this for years and for the whole time (by his own admission) he's had audio problems. He still relies on other people to set it up and fix it. He has never bothered to just learn how to do it himself.
Yeah, with the equipment he has, he should have superb audio.
Ladies & gentlemen welcome to Half Life: Full-Life Consequences I am your host John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman's brother
In a shocking twist no one saw coming, Ralph is 20 minutes late & 20 minutes gay
Ralph is now half an hour late to his own goddamn show
"FUCK YOU WINDOWS! YOU CAN'T STOP ME BITCH! You can't stop me biiiiiiiiiitch"
I guess this means Ralph is having computer problems.
Ramzpaul is relaxing & living the dream. He also heard about the Patrick Little
Ralph actually admits to being from Arkansas
West Memphis 3. Did they do it?
Bibble is here & he hates Satanists
Oh great, Larry is here because it's Thursday
Breonna Taylor supposedly has a checkered past
Ralph hit record instead of stream & bungled the audio which is why he's late
Ramzpaul says women are herd animals & that's why they love fashion. Female politicians turn easily because of this. I immediately regret saying he was an okay dude.
Ramzpaul talks shit about Karens, not realizing Ralph is the biggest Karen of all.
Packing the Supreme Court
Laura Loomer is a Zionist, but the ADL hates her
Larry jokes that Ralph looks like he's falling asleep & Ralph immediately gets defensive. He's trying to check in with a guest, you don't know what he does you idiot
Ramzpaul starts off with the Soros namedrop
Soros Count: 2
Ramzpaul on Louisville riots (Antifa is well-organized, they had a fat lady with a U-Haul)
Ramzpaul on dealing with trolls in chat (ban them & move on)
Election night hype with Keith Woods, Beardson, Richard Spencer, & Dick Masterson
Reminiscing about the 2016 Election
Ramzpaul on coronavirus (it's overblown)
Bibble's already out
We have one entire caller
The story of Census Cowboy & how he abuses his horse. Ramzpaul blames BLM for. . .some reason.
Next caller is salty he's had to work through Corona & calls it fake & gay
Caller #3 was putting his daughters to bed & Ralph goes "Awww." I. . .think he might actually want a kid.
Caller #3 got brainwashed by Daddy Jim & then got coof'd twice, still says corona is fake & gay. HE'S SAVING LIIIIIIVES, ALSO FUCK JUICE
Ding dong, Warski's here
Warski was streaming until 7 AM with Rex Jones
Warski & Ramzpaul discuss drugs & addiction
Larry was muted
Charlie Kirk clip
Trump booed while paying respects to RBG
Black dude committed a mass shooting & no one has covered it
Ramzpaul's been added to the election night roster
Larry's out
Warski really likes Ramzpaul
Gator never showed today
Please stop doing the Road Warrior impression Ralph
Shoutout to Chillstream Uncut alloneword
Why is China not getting nuked
The political climate sucks & will only get worse
Ralph & Warski love It's Always Sunny
Yes Warski, you're leaving Canada to tard up Portugal, we know
Warski has to run fast & bullets too slow
Ralph & Warski are going to be on Dingo's show on Saturday SouthernDago continues to be a little bitchmade soyfed gimp.
Ralph & Warski are like Savage & Hogan, ham & cheese
Rex Jones wants to know everything about Mundane Matt
Zidan was almost on the Killstream, but "it didn't work out"
Warski wants to do a viewing of the Boulder Stream with Rex Jones. Ralph is gonna try to invite Zidan, lol. Good luck.
Ralph fantasizes about getting Alex Jones to shit on Matt
Ralph & Warski are downright giddy over this upcoming election stream. I think this is the happiest I've ever heard Ralph.
No one does it like Ralph & Warski & we're all just jealous & can't help we were born fucked up
Woman tazed for not wearing a mask at a high school football game
Coronavirus is not dangerous when it's outside, sez Ralph
Woman tazed says "don't touch me!" Ralph reads out a chat that says "it's Ralph's next girlfriend when she turns 19" & he & Warski both laugh.
Ralph can't talk about anything without making professional wrestling references. What a dull little man.
Ralph only wears the mask because "my mom's sick & shit, has kidney disease, my girlfriend's pregnant"
Warski & Ralph just being crybabies about wearing masks for ten straight minutes
I'm not sure if it's better or worse than Warski being a crybaby about black people
Riot watch & possible car chase?
No we're gonna listen to Trump talk about Chris Wallace or something
(Chris Wallace is moderating Tuesday's debates)
I can't tell if Ralph is drunk or drugged. Or both.
Google-related programs did go down, that part wasn't Ralph's fault
A guy waited 45 minutes to call into Andy's show but Andy was too high to let him on
Rex Jones does not like Joe Rogan
Warski sez Rex is a sharp kid
Rex loves the Killstream
Ralph wants to get Rex on the election night show
Wrap it the fuck up you two, I have shit to do
Friday is the flat Earth guy, might be less boring maybe I dunno
Always Sunny clip
Shoutout to everybody
Election night roster
GET READY
goodnight
[outro]
Shoutout to the Ayylawgs
[Verizon ad lolwut]
Chillstream gang gang
[Ralph wails along to David Allan Cole's "You Never Even Called Me By Name" off-key & out of sync please help me I want to die]
BOLDYSPICY! you are a god damn saint for doing this, but god damn it even just reading the comments the boredom of the killstream leaks through. I of course in no way mean it is your elegant form of typing, but a darker thing. Ralphs gunt can leak through writing or something. Chaos in 40k shit. You know what I mean.
I can't imagine looking into said void night after night. Should you get the desire to buy a bottle of makers mark please stop. I will not judge you for this.
@theralph You bore me. I would rather listen to Tonkasaw mumble for 5 minutes before yelling about some shit. And for fucks sake stop having that stuttering strung out has been Cokeski on your show. Unlike JF, I cant stand the sound of a potato brain talking.
As for everyone else, thanks for coming out and I will see you all tomorrow where I will be playing...I-I dont know. Variety hour. Maybe a personal PS1 Favorites or some shit, or PS2, fuck if I know.
Regardless, Im working on a little something for those who walk down the path of us snipers. If theres anyone I dont know that has previous sniped the gunt regularly let me know and Ill add them.
Past few days have been fairly decent, the clear highlight would be the PPP/Rekeita Stream, in fact, anything remotely entertaining regarding Ralph recently hasn't actually been from his own show.
In saying that, I'm also not too sure just how much more I can take dedicating myself to watching these streams, as a lot of people here have said, it's even more miserable to listen to than Tonka's Morning Kumite.
SouthernDago continues to be a little bitchmade soyfed gimp.
