🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gold Star Commissar]

Election night hype with Keith Woods, Beardson, Richard Spencer, & Dick Masterson

Dick on election night? Way to go, Ralph, invite the guy that has zero moral / political compass and believes free speech means yelling loudly to try to shut down speech you don’t like. That’ll go swimmingly.

But then again, this is the Killstream.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Dick on election night? Way to go, Ralph, invite the guy that has zero moral / political compass and believes free speech means yelling loudly to try to shut down speech you don’t like. That’ll go swimmingly.

But then again, this is the Killstream.

You have like Gunty and Dax stars of degeneracy and Beardson the 4'6" hobbit that thinks fucking and marrying underaged is trad and based along with one of the glowiest fedposters. What a disaster...

 

[Vetti]

You have like Gunty and Dax stars of degeneracy and Beardson the 4'6" hobbit that thinks fucking and marrying underaged is trad and based along with one of the glowiest fedposters. What a disaster...

And the worst part is, no Jim. So nobody will even tune in to see the trainwreck.

 

[CumFartingBobby]

Well I crossed the cow lines and made a response. If you watch porn and the first thing comes up your search list is about a child but "ShE Uh 300 Yer OlD dRagoN MaId" nigga just say you a pedophile and just kill yourself. It's like a cannibal saying "I just only eat the fingers" or serial rapist saying "well I wore a mask."

Some of the guys that defend that shit have nothing else in their love life. Admitting what they are reduced to being into because actual women arent interested means they have to self reflect and try to improve to atract someone to touch their peepee. They settled for touching their own to drawings of underaged girls (in my opinion) because they missed out on that young school age experimental stage with people their age at the time and never were able to move on.

 

[Iamthatis]

Some of the guys that defend that shit have nothing else in their love life. Admitting what they are reduced to being into because actual women arent interested means they have to self reflect and try to improve to atract someone to touch their peepee. They settled for touching their own to drawings of underaged girls (in my opinion) because they missed out on that young school age experimental stage with people their age at the time and never were able to move on.

No it's because their self esteem is so low they feel they can't have a relationship with an adult. They need to have the power dynamic be unbalanced. Like Ralph can only date child brides because women his own age would find him creepy, unattractive, and unappealing. Unless you're Ade and super high on adderall and will fuck anything. Drugs ware off alot faster than genuine innocence does though.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Some of the guys that defend that shit have nothing else in their love life. Admitting what they are reduced to being into because actual women arent interested means they have to self reflect and try to improve to atract someone to touch their peepee. They settled for touching their own to drawings of underaged girls (in my opinion) because they missed out on that young school age experimental stage with people their age at the time and never were able to move on.

people who jerk off to loli are pathetic losers. I have more respect for incels than people who jerk off to loli. I don't know who's scarier, the self admitted pedophiles or the ones who defend it.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Fuck, Rekieta is so full of shit, he goes around pretending he doesn't know anything about what Ralph does and yet he explains the whole Faith situation in detail to EZPZ.

He has no concept of hiding his tell either which is perhaps why he isn't a lawyer anymore. The guy quite literally gave PPP a tilt of the head whenever PPP asked him something. He also looks up which is another major tell. At least be a competent snake y'know?

"GATOR GATOR GET THE MALLET GATOR, THE GUNT HAS GONE SENTIENT GATOR! HIT HIM IN THE HEAD GATOR! QUICK GATOR BEFORE FAITH COMES BACK! *clunk* NO NOT MY HEAD GATOR!"

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"How to get ahead in guntvertizing."

 

[L. Duse]

Just catching the Rackets stream with EZPZ, Ralph is fucked. Everybody but Diddler Dax is abandoning ship.

This sort of ties in with EZPZ's Ethan Ralph Cycle here.

The last time Ralph hit a nadir or a valley, it was Dame Pesos and Null that dragged Ralph back up. You know, the two same personalities that Ralph thought wise to burn bridges with?

He then gained momentum and by @theralph own admission in a Killstream recap of 2019, the Mumkey Jones saga, very similar to what Ralph is going through now, brought the Killstream back to life.

Granted, it was never as good as pre-Pillstream but if he doesn't get into drama or do something stupid, continue to book guests and not burn bridges because of some perceived betrayal, he can still coast along.

Now that out of sheer pettiness and thin skin, @theralph won't have Null on, Dame Pesos on or Rekieta on, who really wants to tune in?

And if something similar to Pillstream happens again, who would want to help him? Bibble? Flamenco? Dingo? Dark Butters? Some "Gold Star Caller"?

 

[Yellow Letter]

And the worst part is, no Jim. So nobody will even tune in to see the trainwreck.

I feel like Jim mocking Ralph in a stream/video will deal a huge blow to his gunt. I doubt that he'd even retaliate too, knowing how aggressive Jim is.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Jim's silence on this whole situation is sad, honestly. That fucker sperged out on sargon for receiving a screencap of one of his tweets. And with this avalanche of shitty behavior from Ethan his excuse of "too many people have asked" is beyond gay. I get it, though. You have cancer, so that means you can only send out 20 tweets a weekend about riots.
I miss the old Jim

 

[Vetti]

Jim's silence on this whole situation is sad, honestly. That fucker sperged out on sargon for receiving a screencap of one of his tweets. And with this avalanche of shitty behavior from Ethan his excuse of "too many people have asked" is beyond gay. I get it, though. You have cancer, so that means you can only send out 20 tweets a weekend about riots.
I miss the old Jim

Be thankful for what we have going on. If Jim was constantly covering this, the entire drama would be muddied up by Sweetie Squad faggots trying to make it all about them and beating anything good or humorous into the dirt worse than we already do.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

the entire drama would be muddied up by Sweetie Squad faggots trying to make it all about them

Those people are here already. Just because Jim isn't making videos doesn't mean his fans disappeared.

 

[Vetti]

Those people are here already. Just because Jim isn't making videos doesn't mean his fans disappeared.

They aren't here in the numbers they would be if Jim was live tweeting the play by play everyday. I like Jim but he is too big for his own good and his biggest fans quickly ruin everything they touch now.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

people who jerk off to loli are pathetic losers. I have more respect for incels than people who jerk off to loli. I don't know who's scarier, the self admitted pedophiles or the ones who defend it.

>incels
>people who jerk it to loli

Why did you say the same thing twice?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

>incels
>people who jerk it to loli

Why did you say the same thing twice?

Eh incels like drexel (who sounds like one despite his multiple orgies) or Elliot Rodgers didn't jerk off to loli. They just hate women without harming kids or like kids being harmed in 2d.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Listen I wish the guy no ill health but I'm fucking glad he isn't making content anymore. It's not just his fans it's like every show is infected with "trying to be metokurisis" in various ways and it's just time for a change. In reality it was time for a change a long time ago and these guys have just been squeezing the last juice out of the lemon for years now.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Eh incels like drexel (who sounds like one despite his multiple orgies) or Elliot Rodgers didn't jerk off to loli. They just hate women without harming kids it like kids being harmed in 2d.

>Elliot Rodger
>"without harming kids"
>6 dead 14 injured

Never use this metaphor again please sir I beg of you

 

[MeltyTW]

So i noticed a fair amount of "the killstream used to be good" posts opining a lost age of the killstream. I have to ask your qualifications, do you mean the show was good or that it was able to have amazing moments? Imo if you mean the former i think youre looking with rose colored glasses as the show itself was always god awful, the only saving grace was they could book or facilitate or not prevent moments that made the mind numbing boredom that was the majority of the program endurable. Even then a good chunk of people including myself just waited for clips and highlights most of the time instead.

The only killstream that i remember that was good as a whole, and because of the hosts and not in spite of, was the Baked stream. That was just because the impromptu nature of it meant ethan could be forgiven for not having any preparation or not having anything too interesting to add himself. Other than that, which i might be looking at with a filter too, i have never once sat through a whole killstream just for the killstream its alway been a draw, then they show it then i bounce

edit: it cant just be me since posts in chat and sites like this iirc were filled with similar sentiment, regarding whatever filler ralph and co threw in between jim or sargon or whatever moment as utter crap that we slogged through rather than enjoyed or indeed tolerated

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

do you mean the show was good or that it was able to have amazing moments?

That's probably the problem with bloodsports, the show sucks ass but the drama fuels it's lifespan.

 

[AltisticRight]

@theralph You bore me. I would rather listen to Tonkasaw mumble for 5 minutes before yelling about some shit. And for fucks sake stop having that stuttering strung out has been Cokeski on your show. Unlike JF, I cant stand the sound of a potato brain talking.

As for everyone else, thanks for coming out and I will see you all tomorrow where I will be playing...I-I dont know. Variety hour. Maybe a personal PS1 Favorites or some shit, or PS2, fuck if I know.

Regardless, Im working on a little something for those who walk down the path of us snipers. If theres anyone I dont know that has previous sniped the gunt regularly let me know and Ill add them.

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Spoiler: Origin cause Im a nerd

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