Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Thumb Butler]

Greer "forgets" that the whole internet knows about him and his love quests. It was even covered in The Daily Mail.

 

[break these cuffs]

The time Russ spends stalking Null and typing up lwsuits is time he does not spend stalking women. Null is truly a hero for his service.

 

[Fapcop]

Does it matter, or do you just want to be sure that you only make fun of lolcows who are guilty of wrong think.

Hmm... “Latest activity: Viewing profile of EmpGulcasa”.

I hope that’s totally random and has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that he gave your post an “autistic” rating, right?

Cause that would be kind of a lolcow thing to do... Just saying.

 

[talk talk talk]

Also, shame on all of you Kiwis.

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Go do something in your life that matters, like sue celeberities and hookers.

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[facepalm]

Russ is a talented unintentional comedian. It’s the only talent he has.

 

[Strelok]

Hmm... “Latest activity: Viewing profile of EmpGulcasa”.

I hope that’s totally random and has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that he gave your post an “autistic” rating, right?

Cause that would be kind of a lolcow thing to do... Just saying.

Guilty as charged. I thought it was a trashcan rating though. Either way spying on other members here is half the fun of this hell site anyway.

Sure as shit hasn't been most of the threads the least few years.

 

[Fapcop]

Did... DID THIS NIGGA JUST SUICIDE BAIT IN A FUCKING LEGAL DOCUMENT?!?


LMAO! I expected turboautism of the finest kind when I read about this lolsuit, but nothing could have prepared me for the kind of LOLs that Ratface put in here.


Hoo boy! Read the entire 30 pages guys! It’s well worth it!

Guilty as charged. I thought it was a trashcan rating though. Either way spying on other members here is half the fun of this hell site anyway.

Sure as shit hasn't been most of the threads the least few years.

Lol! You got a point there, though the harvest has been unusually good this year! Russ’s lolsuit, DSP getting targeted by credit card scams, pedo’s getting sectioned for mental health evaluation.

Only thing that could make this bountiful harvest even better would be if something lulzy happened to Chris. Eid Brab Eid.

 

[CansOfCant]

This tickled me

 

[Dysnomia]

Quoth Wikipedia:



Ugh. It's going to take all my Kiwi powers to laugh at this sad case.

He has a face like a jissouseki. Coincidentally they are all naturally retarded.

 

[Strelok]

Did... DID THIS NIGGA JUST SUICIDE BAIT IN A FUCKING LEGAL DOCUMENT?!?


LMAO! I expected turboautism of the finest kind when I read about this lolsuit, but nothing could have prepared me for the kind of LOLs that Ratface put in here.


Hoo boy! Read the entire 30 pages guys! It’s well worth it!




Lol! You got a point there, though the harvest has been unusually good this year! Russ’s lolsuit, DSP getting targeted by credit card scams, pedo’s getting sectioned for mental health evaluation.

Only thing that could make this bountiful harvest even better would be if something lulzy happened to Chris. Eid Brab Eid.

Certainly a nice change of pace from identically tranny #5431 did weird gross tranny shit.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

So, uh, I know it's generally not advised to admit to gayops, but I'm tight with T-Swift (we know each other from the 'biz, no biggie) and I sent her that photoshop with bald Russ and told her that he usually wears a toupé - which is a deal-breaker for her. She was ready to invite him to her ranch when I sent her the message.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Look at paragraph 100, he thinks being sent three messages a week telling him not to sue Kiwifarms is "harassment" but him threatening to kill himself at Erica's house is ok because "there's two sides to every story."

 

[StinkySnack]

The entire thing reads like it was written by a man who seriously needs to be committed. An utterly insane collection of irrelevant rants and nonsensical demands.

The fact that he included multiple pages informing the judge that he is now a convicted stalker, in a COPYRIGHT SUIT, is too insane to wrap my mind around.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'll try to give it a read once I get home, but from what has been posted, it's a fucking gold mine of lulz and random_txt quotes

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I don't get it. He published these works, in full, for free on several platforms. You can't claim copyright infringement just because you don't like what people are saying about it. He's such a fucking idiot, can't wait for him the rage when he fails to properly serve Null.

This may be a stupid question but, would Russ drop the lawsuit if Null agrees to go on a date to Olive Garden with him?

 

[JektheDumbass]

So he is unaware that there are records of the Erica trial and the judge can see that's not what happened? He is a special grade of stupid...

 

[Fapcop]

I gotta admit I was SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED when I read the part about Russell getting “harassing” phone calls three times a week.


What the fuck is wrong with you mah fellow kiwis? What’s your excuse?!


Come on guys... It literally takes ONE minute to call up Greer and yell “SLURP SLURP SLURP!” If you don’t have the time, post less and harass more!


(I kid! I kid!)

Seriously though, I find it pretty lulzy that Ratface even included that in his lawsuit.

Never mind the fact that he has no proof that the phonecalls came from KF users, but THREE phonecalls is what he considers harassment?!

Fuck, most people get more unwanted phonecalls than that every week, whether telemarketers, wrong number calls or prank calls.


EDIT: I still can’t get over the fact that Russ actually fucking SUICIDE BAITED in a legal document.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Oh man, is this going to be Rusty's best lolsuit yet? This is delicious like a wooden badge.

He must have skipped the day LDS Business College taught his class not to use court documents as a platform to editorialise. And he definitely missed a few lectures about conjecture and evidence being different.

The best part to me is that, despite being a near-digital native, he has no fucking idea what forums are or how they work. He only wishes we had over 1000 Rusty threads

ETA: I'm disappointed he didn't include more of our avatars as exhibits. Rusty, why you got time for @badboy2000 but not my excellently photoshopped masterpiece? I'm suing for defamation

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

"my body count is currently sitting at one, your honor"
is he talking about the girl who was nice towards rapey rusty and he immediately claimed they're dating on FB way before kiwis discovered him? even later he kept insisting they dated.
-also:

My sides this is comical.

 

[Kosher Salt]

If you google the phone numbers that Russ showed in his "Exhibit V"... (supposedly to prove that the Kiwi Farms are harassing him)


the first 4 all have search reports indicating that they're general spam/scam/telemarketing fraud.

I.e. nothing whatsoever connected to the Kiwi Farms.