Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Beluga said:
Another random thought I had watching this video in particular, I reckon she must have a severe Vitamin D deficiency (amongst the thousands ailments, illnesses and deficiencies she suffers from). Unsurprisingly, depression can be exacerbated (if I'm correct) by Vitamin D deficiency.
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Since the diabetes / foot amputation saga is taking forever to happen, I would be ok with a vitamin C deficiency / scurvy saga in a near future.


ETA because you can't make this shit up scurvy symptoms include :
- corkscrew hair
- slow healing wounds
- depression, fatigue, irritability
- rashes and bumps
- shortness of breath

:optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic::optimistic:
 
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She's beauty and she's grace...
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lisa_simpson said:
If she's anxious with people staring at her in her own country she's in for a rude awakening when she's literally the biggest person people have ever seen in a smaller Central American country.
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She would get taken directly from steerage on the plane to a deserted meso-american superstructure. Hailed as a god like Col. Kurtz or better yet dragged onto a diaz like Baron Vladimir Harkonen. The only thing more powerful than her hunger is her hatred.

Trex arms writhing as much as wiggling while the 'sisters' scurry to fry any and everything that could slightly resemble a starch, sugar, or chicken. Her eyes rolled back glowing white, because for Chantal the salt must flowba058beb835c02cf3e2bca7adf189a1ff8fa0488.png
 
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PetSkellington said:
She's beauty and she's grace...
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That's our gorl. It used to be she would just hide her chin with cats, jackets pulled up to her cheeks, boxes of junk, or weird fat girl angles. That just doesn't hide her monstrosity any more. Now she needs to hide her chin and most of her face to make a presentable photograph. Nothing says pride of appearance as much as literally covering yourself up as much as possible.

The weird thing is that we can look at this picture and think how pathetic it must be to go to all the trouble to angle a photograph in such a way that it doesn't represent what you actually look like in any way whatsoever. We might also find it pathetic that even after she goes to such trouble, she still looks weird and disturbing, thanks to the baggy eyes, dirty hair, and thinning eyebrows.

But to her, this picture is a true and honest picture of herself, and she loves it. If this is what she looks like in photos, then this is what she really looks like, isn't it? In her mind, this is as real as any other photo; more real than video even, as videos are ephemeral and the poses change constantly. Here, for the rest of eternity is proof that she is a beautiful woman with a charming relationship with the world's most wonderful cat. Her photo album is a masterpiece of self-delusion mingled with unwarranted pride. This is what she is all about.

That this comes after of the most horrific summers of gluttony in her life only makes it more poignant. All is beautiful and lovely in the world of our superstar skinny influencer; haydurs, take that!

Meanwhile, she can barely fit into any clothing anymore, can no longer walk or stand in place, is on the verge of suffocation from inability to breathe, and is slowing down for nothing and nobody.

Way to go, Chantal! You sure showed us!
 
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hamburgerlardraid said:
Our "night owl" going to bed at a sensible 11pm.
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I love how one layer of her hair is six inches longer than the other one. Her chins must have been in the way when she was hacking away at it.
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She looks like a very special senior citizen here. Also, that zit is black because she never washes her filthy hair and keeps re-sooting it. The soot sprinkled into a pore at the right time, or it's from her filthy pillowcases.
 
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Shes beauty and shes grace
Forgets to wash her face
Eats takeout by the case
Drives to the United states

Hold your fork up high
Wipe your hands over your thighs
To much fast food to pass by
Eat it all until you die...

(Ot: I want to watch miss congeniality now)
 
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