vlog | let's talk about money, bao taste test, & haul - 9/25/2020

[marjoram]

"The Stores and Restaurants of Lexington" with Amberlynn Reia.
There ya go, fatass, a new title for your city gorl vlogs.
Also a possibility- "Amber Eats Lexington".
Love the serious "adult to adult" money convo. I'd go into it more but I don't want that kinda negativity here, it's fatphobic.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Jfc that thumbnail. I know the title is "Let's talk about money", but I'd rather talk about how:

1. That Apple Watch is so tight her hand legitimately looks like it's about to pop clean off her wrist
2. I hope Becky knows the Heimlich maneuver because gorl is 100% going to shove that entire bao in her piehole when the camera is off. Let's hope her arms are long enough.

Judging from the thumbnail alone, it's pretty obvious Big Al's bank account is dwindling, as this was pure feeder bait. I've got a hunch that her feelers about starting an Onlyfans didn't receive the enthusiasm she was hoping for and we'll be seeing more feeder and health clickbait as the holiday season approaches.

 

[dacwcman68]

By the way, I did the math and her totally healthy wow bao meal came to a whopping 830 calories, 2060mg sodium and 91g of carbs.

 

[inquizadoor]

Spoiler: maybe shell go bankrupt soon

-still hasnt fixed her stupid reia intro
-first thing she does is criticize necky of course
-she looks fucking HUGE in this dress holy shit
-she stops midsentence to mention a neighbor she 'loves' walking by, i dont believe there was anyone there, as if she deigns to talk to her neighbors or they dont flee from her at a moderate walk
-makes a shitty comment about becky still not knowing her away around
-its been how many years and they still dont know how to do camera work
-becky got another fucking hat, but its not weeb shit this time
-totally not scripted "no UR the kyootes" bullshit from the soulmates
-on this episode of "fucking touch everything in the store"
-pandemic who? we dont know her
-she and chinny are gonna compete for who gets the most halloween tacky crap
-alr has such a short attention span that she has like, TEN whole tabs open on her computer
-ugh shes looking at fish another pet is the LAST thing she needs
-thats her FAVORITE dog breed, but she couldnt actually name the breed of course
-PITCHUR frame ugh
-another fucking haul. shes gonna go bankrupt. bet shes counting on the eviction freeze
-she got some SKOOLS for decoration, she pronounces that the same way my 2 year old does
-more wax melts to add to their candles and air freshener cuz these bitches be stinkin
-even more weeb shit for becky
-SHE GOT MORE FUCKING EARRINGS wtf bitch you arent even wearing these
-to my never-ending shock, she got more notebooks
-"i dont believe in zodiac signs....that much" such a capricorn thing to say
-she got more fucking snacks to have in between fast food deliveries
-aaygs
-she only got 3 hours of sleep before having to take the cats to the vet. poor thing, having to actually care for her animals
-shes so triggered bc rarity might have an autoimmune disease. not that that isnt sad, but "triggered?"
-she loves those animals "like they actually came out of me" gross
-the vet said theyre the perfect weight so there
-"i didnt feel like thinking too hard about it" can u believe shes talking about earrings and not literally any part of her life
-her ear holes are lopsided bc she got them pierced as a baby and not bc they each weigh 7 pounds and are stretched
-twinkie also went to the vet and alr has ALWAYS been concerned about her weight. sure, bc if she was shes had years to fix that but whatever
-it was her old vets fault but this new vet takes her more seriously. the same shit we hear when alr switches doctors
-twinkie is not obese AT ALL, shes just overweight. gorl
-i hope we get to see twinkies weight loss juuurnee now
-"i actually just ordered some food bc im hongree" mmhmm
-becky got subway and alr got bao
-its a test taste not a mukbang
-im sure this place is really authentic bc the boxes look like mcdonalds containers
-we're supposed to believe she only got two
-remember to remove the paper before eating tho
-she hates it, shes doing that fast blink and 'hmm' instead of moaning in ecstasy
-she also got potstickers and a kung-pow chicken bowl. the same shit chins did basically with the 'healthy' food but serving size of four people
-becky tries on some clothes for alr like a special kid showing off their new school clothes while mom politely oohs and aahs on the couch
-she actually cleaned some shit off that bed
-"im eventually gonna make the bed" sure
-becky ordered even more fucking candles. i cant fathom the smell of that apartment
-"i would like to sit down and talk a bit" that is ALL you do but okay
-"i do consider myself an entertainer" lmao ok
-"what i do with my money is up to me" so she definitely reads here. she has to know that shes being fucking ridiculous with her spending.
-3 out of 7 days a week is posting "almost every day"
-"im very particular about how much money i spend on things" BITCH WHAT
-she donates money every month but casually mentions it can be to family or friends. giving your stained torried panties to dana doesnt count
-she is so fucking condescending and smug, no self awareness whatsoever
-"i wanna stop being judged for how i spend my money" first of all, no. second of all, that is just skimming the surface of what you are judged for
-curvee comment time
-the comment calls her a hypocrite, and of course she has no idea what theyre talking about
-i hate that shes too fucking stupid to understand what her comments are actually say. rate me moti but goddamn bitch you cannot be this fucking stupid
-haugtylynn trying to turn that comment around at her audience
-all of these last few videos are the same

 

[Red Mask]

 

[mekalekahi]

So the autoimmune disease she is talking about with rarity is called feline stomatitis. Basically her gums are inflamed and may need medicine and different food, possibly her teeth pulled. There is also a good chance they were just talking about her teeth falling out and amber hung onto hearing auto immune disease among her other diagnosis of just needing her teeth cleaned.

Edit:Rememeber when amber dumped that Scarlett kitten she got

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

"The Stores and Restaurants of Lexington" with Amberlynn Reia.
There ya go, fatass, a new title for your city gorl vlogs.
Also a possibility- "Amber Eats Lexington".
Love the serious "adult to adult" money convo. I'd go into it more but I don't want that kinda negativity here, it's fatphobic.

I believe a film like that already exists.

 

[Haesindang Park]

"-Says she's going to die one day and she can't take the money with her, so she likes to spend it on "frivolous crap" in her own words"

Cheap frivolous crap where most of them won't be used instead of say, a brand new car that you like, because quantity over quality. And of course, with her weight, she can't even sleep comfortably. To her, living life is eating to the point that basic bodily functions and movements becomes a chore. Think about this; all of this can be reversed and she could live longer if she simply just ate less. Eat less, live longer, live comfortably.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Don't worry, guys— despite spending the majority of her money on meaningless crap, this generous, kind soul makes sure to give back by donating plenty of money to Dana and Destiny totally worthwhile charities.

She may be right that you can't be buried with your money, but at this rate she'll be kicking the bucket far sooner than later, and she's setting Becky up to not only have to figure out how to dispose of her 500+ lbs of blubber (can't burn the place down à la Gilbert Grape when you live in an apartment complex), but to also have to figure out how to dispose of her equally enormous hoard.

 

[MeowMixMeowMix]

For once, I believe something amber has said. I now truly believe that Amber has reverse body dysmorphia. If she can see herself in the red dress/shirt stuffed in the car, edit that video and still put it up on the internet, she definitely has severe mental illness. It looked like she’s smuggling gigantic pillows under her shirt. I don’t think my brain can really process that its actually her body under there.

Also, it’s really freakin annoying that they ordered food from separate places. Couldn’t they have just compromised? Amber is such a greedy piece of shit. Her face looking at that food....there is literally nothing else in this world that gets her more excited!

 

[Stephan Kang]

Cheap frivolous crap where most of them won't be used instead of say, a brand new car that you like, because quantity over quality.

Since she went ahead and bought the deathfat bed, why not a vehicle that is actually capable of holding two infinifat passengers? That poor car is screaming.

Spoiler: Deathfat car PL

Once met a person who did select their car based on weight, because they were so heavy only certain vehicles were safe (and they could fit in). They were significantly lighter than AL.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Since she went ahead and bought the deathfat bed, why not a vehicle that is actually capable of holding two infinifat passengers? That poor car is screaming.

Spoiler: Deathfat car PL

Once met a person who did select their car based on weight, because they were so heavy only certain vehicles were safe (and they could fit in).

You mean a GMC Sierra Heavy Duty dually? Come on now. Like they could afford that thing.

 

[inquizadoor]

shes like a fucking couch cushion

 

[Haesindang Park]

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shes like a fucking couch cushion

And this too.

Remember Half Ton Mom? She was 29 years old.

 

[how now brown cow]

Wow, she admits she looks deformed! But then goes on to say that people shouldn't be judged on their deformities (which I agree with), but acknowledges that she looks deformed due to her weight. Something which she has control over. People are judging her because she's full of shit, does nothing to help herself, she is frightfully overweight, and she's a drama mongering, click baiting, cunt.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Is she one-armed because he's holding that seatbelt?

That 1.6L engine be SWEATIN' !

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

Becky’s legs look surprisingly thin in those jeans, which really draws attention to how much of her weight she holds in her torso and head.

 

[how now brown cow]

The whole "it's my money, I'll do what I want with it, you don't actually get a say", is quite obnoxious. Her rampant consumerism is basically half of her vlogs, so of course her viewers will have an opinion. Instead of spending the money she earns bettering herself by getting therapy or education or anything, so she can one day be a productive member of society, she contributes to landfill and global warming by spending with gay abandon. That's impacting the world we all live in. It's more spare money than what most people have, so it's natural people get frustrated seeing her doing this. Her prioritising buying cheap tat over her health - like mental health support, is not aligned with what she says her goals are.

 

[fvckm3]

THE TONGUE THRUSTERS
where i watch for the first sightings of ambers tunggy (or sometimes the grossest tongue sighting)

first sighting is at 1:15
she edited it so the clip cut in as soon as she had her tongue out. I suspect she's been trying to cut out scenes where she licks her lips as theyve become noticeably more spaced out

yeesh. Amber is trying to convince us that her and Becky are romantically invested
gross

And lol at Amber is triggered that people are making fun of her "frivolous crap" money spending.
if she wants to stop being judged, she should stop posting hauls.

edit* a word

 

[New & Improved Username]

What a fucking bitch. Cunting at Becky because her phone GPS is interfering with the lazy ass vlog.

Lol all that garbage decor to throw on the bed pile