US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I see the Governor and first lady of Virginia both caught the coof. Wasn't Jill Biden just campaigning through Virginia this week? I wonder if she and Coonman crossed paths so they could get a "contact trace" that might let Joe wriggle out of the impending debate.


Doesn't seem like they crossed paths.

[Jill] Biden and Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney held an event at 3:30 p.m. at the City of Richmond Registrar’s Office on Laburnum Avenue. According to a press release from the Biden-Harris campaign, each event attended by Biden was intended to address how the campaign hopes to lead the country through the pandemic and help working families.

After leaving the Registrar’s Office Biden attended a working moms roundtable in Henrico County at 4:30 p.m.

Funny how his wife is doing most of the in-person campaigning. She's really trying to do anything to be first lady, even as her husband decays in front of her eyes. What a horrible, horrible person.
 
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I caught an interesting YouTube comment earlier involving Joe Biden. A quick search and I didn't see where or even if this was posted to the Farms yet; it might have slipped through the cracks. I wanted to ensure we had local copies. With that said, enjoy a clip of Joe Biden calling Airforce "stupid bastards:"





Another shorter, cleaner clip with one man's brief thoughts:




Despite this, a Biden/Harris campaign spokesperson tells The Daily Beast the comments were made in jest.

 
You joke, but Dubya has gotten into painting pretty seriously since leaving the presidency.

So he's debating whether the casein orange or the green oils taste better.
This is gonna get me more than a few stickers, but the poor bastard got broken by his presidency. He isn't just painting like a man possessed. He's painting all 3k+ service members that died under him because that's the only thing he feels he can do to atone for his over-eagerness to be a big name like Daddy. Honestly, I think he expected 9/11 as much as anyone else, and just wanted the same End of History the 90's were. But it happens, the US gets angry, the glowies have some very convincing evidence for both Afghanistan and Iraq, and frankly, his daddy issues from being a president's son push him into being over eager. He would have been a great peacetime president, but as a war one he was just... weak and pushed around too much by certain advisors. Not saying he didn't fuck up or that the buck doesn't stop in the Oval Office but... wrong man for the job, and he knows it now.
 

Doesn't seem like they crossed paths.



Funny how his wife is doing most of the in-person campaigning. She's really trying to do anything to be first lady, even as her husband decays in front of her eyes. What a horrible, horrible person.
The whole family is trash looking at how their son turned out, the other one probably went to Iraq, in order to get away from them.
 

That isn't even a weekday. That's what President Trump does on a Saturday. Announce a Supreme Court nomination, take a shitload of question about it, fly to Pennsylvania for a rally and doesn't even get home until 10 at night. Joe Biden has taken a nap before 10 in the morning every other damn day for a MONTH.
 
Sometimes I wonder how much new life the challenge of running for and becoming President breathed into Orange Man.
He’s the only President I’ve ever seen who seems like he hasn’t aged a day since taking office. He thrives on this shit. His three predecessors all aged about 20 years over the course of their first terms.

Is shitposting the secret Fountain of Youth?
 
It’s literally the only rapper she can name. I mean I can’t do much better but I’m not trying to pretend to be black.
I feel like Kendrick Lamar would be the obvious one if you’re trying to channel someone who really cares about race issues and is good enough that people will respect your choice.
 
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Another lid. Anyone have an updated Biden tracker map? I think yesterday only counted as half since he went to RBG's adoration ritual and then called a lid. So, what, he's 1/2 a lid away on his scratcher ticket from getting three free preteen sniffs?
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I've just been crudely scribbling on this existing one. I had no idea how to mark yesterday because they never called a lid, but he didn't really do anything, so I wasn't sure what to do with it.
 
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Another lid. Anyone have an updated Biden tracker map? I think yesterday only counted as half since he went to RBG's adoration ritual and then called a lid. So, what, he's 1/2 a lid away on his scratcher ticket from getting three free preteen sniffs?
He needs all his strength to make that rebuttal when Trump's SCOTUS pick gets announced
 
Going back to the debate sperging, I think that would actually be a bridge too far for the media. They like to think of themselves as something between kingmaker and crooked sports referee. They may constantly try making calls to favor the Democrats, but the Democrats need to give them something to work with. You can't make calls favoring the blue team if the quarterback won't leave the fucking locker room. I might be imagining it, but there seems to be a subtle disdain in the media forming towards the left because they're having to carry everything for them. Maybe they were spoiled by Obama's and Bill Clinton's charisma, but even Hillary had the woman card and would go outside. Biden produces maybe 10 semi-useable minutes of film a week, and is avoiding the public harder than a celebrity in a sex scandal. At least Charlie Sheen's tiger blood and Saddam hookers were fun.

Not to mention the debates are just as big for the media as for the politicians. They're important because they justify the media's position and self-importance, not to mention the audience draw. If they lose the right to host these debates, they'll be relegated to less politically relevant than twitter anime avatars, and they know it. They'll turn and attack their dem conspirators with a vengeance not even the Republicans see, if only to buy themselves more time as Clark Kent instead of blogger with daddy issues #312. And I bet you could recoup some ratings from missed debates by doing an exposé on Pelosi's various dealing.
 
I fully expect Biden to basically "rest up for the debate." I expect a lid up until then.

It's funny; Biden's literally done nothing since the Breonna Taylor grand jury announcement except attend RBG's service, and that's because even he couldn't squirm out of that.

By the way, people are already coping.

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