🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Grim_Autismo]

Guess I'll snipe for a bit:

Anyone notice that Andy's eyes are darting hard? He's got so many autistic stimming behaviors now. He wasn't like this a few years back, Gator didn't sound like Gym and Ralph didn't sound like his testes were consumed by the gunt (seriously his voice is so high from all the lipid-synthesized estrogen bursting through his blood stream). Andy's stuttering and lisping is so much worse than when he was with JF, what the fuck is it about IBS that transmogrifies people?

 

[David Spadem]

Ralph was hoping some experts would call in. Ralph greatly overestimates the intelligence of his audience.

@theralph , When your Core Guest List is full of complete nutjobs that owe their current fame and/or existence to either hating The Jews, Blacks, Mainstream Scientific Evidence or whatever retarded alternative take that can be grifted, why would you think your Core Audience would have any Importance, Intellect or Authority in this world to respond professionally?

The callers you're looking for do not and will not exist on your show.

 

[Sam Losco]

Jarbo's in my chat. I made it big boys!

 

[Grim_Autismo]

@theralph , When your Core Guest List is full of complete nutjobs that owe their current fame and/or existence to either hating The Jews, Blacks, Mainstream Scientific Evidence or whatever retarded alternative take that can be grifted, why would you think your Core Audience would have any Importance, Intellect or Authority in this world to respond professionally?

The callers you're looking for do not and will not exist on your show.

*lispy voice*

"You know Ralph I've been a big fan of yours but your refusal to shout GTK:RWN every twenty seconds for the entirety of your show is really making me rethink my $1 tier sub. I mean, everyone knows the heebs flattened the earth when they sank Atlantis and Hitler was digging deep into the bedrock to bring us into the third dimension but the fucking moon crickets erected the ice wall around the flat earth and now we're all trapped in the second dimension. I read all about it over on textfiles.com you really need to educate yourself so you can really gas the"

"I DON"T AVOW ANY OF WHAT WAS SAID YOU KNOW THE AYYLAWGS THEY PRETEND TO BE WHITE BUT THEY'RE NOT WHITE WHEN IT MATTERS. LET'S TALK MORE ABOUT THE SHAPE OF THE EARTH BEING FLAT!"

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is currently in the "cleaning his life up" stage of recovery, and with the (supposed) baby on the way he's been given enough reason to keep it going. But he's gonna relapse eventually, that's part of recovery, and since Ralph's substance abuse come from a place of self-loathing and because he's not addressing the underlying reasons he drinks (being a tent pole in the Circus of Embarrassing Failure) it will cause a spiral and he'll probably miss a week of shows because he's on a bender, and either we'll finally have a Pillstream or Ralph's gonna beat the shit out of Faith.

ralph still drinks, he says himself he still wakes up from drunken stupors besides obviously doing drugs, when asked about cleaning up he didnt even respond to his paypig caller

 

[Big Bad Wart]

He is apparently going to be on that show isExtinct started. I'm going to try and watch but the last one was so boring I could barely stay awake.

TWEET | ARCHIVE

 

[Kheapathic]

10:1 odds this is bait of some sort; but there's currently a stream sitting on countdown, with the thumbnail being Metokur advertising the Ralph video he released a teaser for. This isn't on his Metokur channel, and again, probably bait. Countdown has it going live at midnight CST (11PM-PST / 2AM-EST).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WrIAZpjEH8

 

[Vetti]

10:1 odds this is bait of some sort; but there's currently a stream sitting on countdown, with the thumbnail being Metokur advertising the Ralph video he released a teaser for. This isn't on his Metokur channel, and again, probably bait. Countdown has it going live at midnight CST (11PM-PST / 2AM-EST).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WrIAZpjEH8

KillAllPedos has an account on the forum. This a project he's doing where he splices together old Jim clips to make him narrate an Ethan Ralph video I believe. Not exactly bait.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Part of the Ralph cycle is him having to re-invent the narrative of his life with each batch of new viewers. If you've been following Ralph long enough, or have just read a lot of the thread, things tend to meld together. However, a few observations:

• He keeps changing his story on education. He used to claim that he graduated with his degree in political science. After it was proved he didn't, he claimed to have graduated high school before that was told by Zoom and then later confirmed by Ade. Now, he's back to claiming that he has his degree but now admits to GED (if even that's true, I wouldn't be shocked if he never graduated at all).
• Ralph routinely joked about not wanting a kid, it's been speculated by more than one person that Nora had wanted kids for a long time (possibly confirmed, but I'm not sure where it was said, so YMMV). Some have said that Ralph may have had a change of heart or is doing this to spite Null, but I think he hasn't changed at all. If Faith wasn't knocked up in LA (as some have speculated) then she would have been impregnated after she got out of the hospital, meaning after the revenge porn drop on Aug. 11. Faith (liar, manipulator) may have been given a child as price for her silence on that front. The clout he'd gain from transitioning into a "newly sober trad-dad" image would be a benefit.
  • Ralph announces the pregnancy (formally) via Tweet of the ultrasound appointment with a joke about his catch phrase.
  • Ralph has a long history of making jokes about miscarriages (Sargon's dinosaur, saying it was funny to him on stream, the recorded Rand call, and general jokes about the subject).
• Ralph can't commit to de-friending people. He sperged out at Dame and Nick last week, made up the next day. Dame keeps poking at him and he publicly disowns him. Nick talks to PPP, EZPZ talks about Ethan for 10 minutes, and Ralph posts-and-deletes at least twice making reference to not trusting anyone or killing lawyers. At least one of the lawyer-killing tweets is still up.

Ralph is currently in the "cleaning his life up" stage of recovery, and with the (supposed) baby on the way he's been given enough reason to keep it going. But he's gonna relapse eventually, that's part of recovery, and since Ralph's substance abuse come from a place of self-loathing and because he's not addressing the underlying reasons he drinks (being a tent pole in the Circus of Embarrassing Failure) it will cause a spiral and he'll probably miss a week of shows because he's on a bender, and either we'll finally have a Pillstream or Ralph's gonna beat the shit out of Faith.

See I think Ralph is going to relapse again because he'll get bored. The killstream is fucking boring. I can't imagine having to actually run something like the killstream without getting bored very easily. I can't imagine hanging out with an 18 year old girl and having a meaningful conversation. I can't imagine sitting in a crack shack all day with nothing but planning for a show that is so boring that the person running it has to expect it to be boring.

The only way I could run a killstream and make it fun is to get drunk while doing it.

Ralph. Get a job.

 

[anuscabbage12]

Guess I'll snipe for a bit:

Warski gets 2x the viewership of Ralph. Ralph is seething rn. They desperately want Jim back on, and simping for Rex, a teenager. this is so pathetic. Andy thinks he has hit the jack pot, begging Rex to get on infowars. Rex just tells him "dude email them"

Rex just left, they didnt even get through the video LOL. Rex seems like a lolcow, he's shilling himself to all these grifters. Andy is doing "tricks" for literal pennies, like standing on his head and eating a ghost pepper.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Fai Fai has about an equivalent education to the Gunt, and he has about 15 years on her or so. The more I think about it the more I think maybe they are compatible.

Also, a dude like Ralph is about the same as those losers that sold drugs and tried to push conspiracy theories on you out of their mother's house when all you wanted was a bag of weed, claiming they're big shit when everyone in your neighborhood knew the truth.

Only difference here is an internet presence. I think we all have a local Gunt.

 

[MeltyTW]

The callers you're looking for do not and will not exist on your show.

i mean even the expert stumbled when talking to the flat earther a little.

He finally realized just how fucked he is

lol yeah i just now thought about it too, the gunt shack isnt sound proof and theyre confined to one room basically.

Anyone notice that Andy's eyes are darting hard? He's got so many autistic stimming behaviors now. He wasn't like this a few years back, Gator didn't sound like Gym and Ralph didn't sound like his testes were consumed by the gunt (seriously his voice is so high from all the lipid-synthesized estrogen bursting through his blood stream). Andy's stuttering and lisping is so much worse than when he was with JF, what the fuck is it about IBS that transmogrifies people?

theyre all the extreme rejects of any facet of their target industries, Ralph dreamed of being a journalist who effected US and world politics, Andy wanted to be a director and actor, Gaytor ....... seems to have just wanted to be jim

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Hmmm

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Anyone notice that Andy's eyes are darting hard? He's got so many autistic stimming behaviors now. He wasn't like this a few years back, Gator didn't sound like Gym and Ralph didn't sound like his testes were consumed by the gunt (seriously his voice is so high from all the lipid-synthesized estrogen bursting through his blood stream). Andy's stuttering and lisping is so much worse than when he was with JF, what the fuck is it about IBS that transmogrifies people?

One of the results of obesity in men is higher levels of estrogen production. Compare Ralph's voice from shortly after he was released from jail and was much thinner to how it is now, you can hear a clear difference. Ralph's gunt has feminised him, which besides his massive tits may also explain his 'womanly' behaviour, from getting pissy over twitter comments to having a baby just to rebel against everyone he hates. Estrothan Ralph. ♀♀

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Premiering soon:
The Cancerless Jim Show - “The Ballad of Ethan Ralph”

Take a look, and let me know what you think.


EDIT:
Someone uploaded the uncensored version to YouTube.

EDIT 2:
Here's an improved version of the uncensored finale:

 

[Postal Pippa]

Premiering soon:
The Cancerless Jim Show - “The Ballad of Ethan Ralph”

Take a look, and let me know what you think.

The Metokur video of 2020, nothing will beat this.

 

[Sammich]

Premiering soon:
The Cancerless Jim Show - “The Ballad of Ethan Ralph”

Take a look, and let me know what you think.

That is a fucking impressive bit of work, a complete mic drop on @theralph

Well done!

 

[2021Murder]

The Metokur video of 2020, nothing will beat this.

If Null still cared about this site he would put this cut-up metokur video in happenings. Once null found his qt 3.14 Serbian girlfriend he abandoned the site.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Premiering soon:
The Cancerless Jim Show - “The Ballad of Ethan Ralph”

Take a look, and let me know what you think.

Did you use the same tech like jarbo the but?

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

What kills me is that Nora may not have been super conventionally attractive (not that I'm about to win any beauty contests myself), but she was a pleasant, sociable person with actual career aspirations & seemed generally likeable. If she was uncomfortable, how the fuck does he think Faith feels? Faith is a frumpy, vapid, spoiled, unmotivated, immature child who has no real friends, no real hobbies, no real non-nebulous plans for her future other than "teacher, I guess," & no personality unless "disorder" is tacked on to it. She's extremely insecure & has only ever talked about how much she hates herself. Ralph talking about how much he'd bang such-&-such woman is likely not doing wonders for her nonexistent self-esteem.

Not worth it. It's pretty much every stream.

Agreed. It's enough to make even the most red-pilled, anti-feminist, subservient housewife who genuinely believes women to be inferior feel really fucking slimy.

Worth mentioning again is that a caller/guest who was on last week refused to play Smash or Pass because he had an SO got made fun of by the Killstream Krew.

He really does do the Chris-Chan pitch-increasing-when-he-gets-pissy thing. It's crazy.

(emphasis mine)
This is gonna be slightly off topic for a minute but it’ll come back around,
Patrice O’Neil (I believe it was him) said something about Jim Norton that really resonated with in regards to Faith. He said “Jim Norton is shaped like whatever container you put him in”.
Jim was a frequent cohost if the Opie and Anthony show, comedian, and renowned for being an absolute total and complete degenerate (constantly fucks trannies and hookers and hooker trannies); but more than that he was an an opportunistic little weasel who would backstab someone in an instant. He was what he needed to be when he needed to be it and so is faith.

Faith doesn’t want to live with her parents? Let her tell you all about the hurtful abuse leveled against her.
You’re being too pushy or harsh with her? Trying to get her to do something she doesn’t want to? Let her tell you all about her ptsd and triggers from her abusive parents who wanted her to clean her room.
Someone else getting attention? Let her tell you all about the medical issues she has.
#MeToo? More like #LookAtMe! Let her tell you all about the 50 guys who raped her 50 times each because everything that happened to you has happened to her except it was twice as bad and lasted 10x as long.
But do you think these issues will stop her from being a good mom? He’ll no! Let her tell you about how she single handedly raised all the neighborhood children from birth.

These things won’t bother Faith until she needs it to. She will keep any hurt, anger, and pain in her back pocket until she needs it for leverage or she spergs out and it just comes out. She doesn’t deal with issues she collects them and uses them for currency. She’s fine with Ralph acting like he does until she’s not and then all hell will break loose.