🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Laura Loomer]

Was reading the comments on your masterpiece @KillAllPedos. Congratulations on inheriting the sweetie squad now that the canceraids has taken Jim.

 

[Blissed]

I actually unironically used to tune into the Killstream every night since they were on youtube during the Baked Alaska Saga. The show had me looking forward to at least one thing through some rough patches, I had a lot of laughs but I tuned out during the PPP saga when Ralph got super drunk and cut the feed to the show after 45 minutes.

I don't understand it. The guy had a fairly successful show, definitely something he could live off of for at least the next 5 years, and yet he managed to fuck it up because he can't control himself, be an adult, and not get pulled into ridiculous stupid drama. Everything bad that has happened to Ralph is directly his own fault. Him getting arrested, Nora divorcing him, the Gunt triggering, Zoom turning on him, the faith family shit, PPP, every single thing is his fault. Even the healstream, everyone knew what the end result was going to be, we all knew that he would be thrown off youtube for it, especially with the concoction of guests he brought on.

Even on twitter, he spends half his time responding to his "haters" and comes off as a whiny bitch.

Ralph is an excellent example of what not to do. All he had to do was keep doing his show with nationalistic, right wing talking points, observing and making fun of internet drama and just grow slowly and steadily. He was a really low rent Joe Rogan. The real incredible thing is that shows like this usually implode because of co-host drama, but his co-hosts, Zidane, Gator and even Flammenco, do absolutely nothing. They're literally dudes who do the show and then keep their heads down. Everything points back to Ralph himself. Ralph is the problem and what's worse is that he completely causes all the problems.

The fact that he still gets a steady stream of guests really blows my mind.

I really hope he gets his shit together because there isn't really anything else like it out there (Fuentes is too unironically ironic and Augie and his crew are too gen-Z-y) but he wont because he's both an addict and just addicted to making his life as chaotic as possible.

It's sad.

 

[Crystal Golem]

The amount of people not sure if "The Ballad of Ethan Ralph" is real or not is staggering.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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This isn't a meme, this is actual footage of what Ethan Ralph sees when he goes to sleep every night.

 

[FM Bradley]

Re: this amazing, classic "Metokur" vid:

I'm reminded of back in the 70's when punk rock became a thing in the UK. Johnny Rotten defaced a Pink Floyd t-shirt with the words "I HATE" scrawled above the logo, just to twist the tits of Floyd's management graphic designers, who were based in the same building where the Pistols rehearsed.

When David Gilmour heard about it, his reaction was, roughly paraphrasing, "He wouldn't have gotten as much mileage out of an 'I Hate Yes' shirt."

The fact that @#KillAllPedos could hit such a home run with folks who've been shitting on Jim says something. And not in the MC Jarbo kind of way.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

The amount of people not sure if "The Ballad of Ethan Ralph" is real or not is staggering.

It's an amazing vid. The seething it causes will raise global temps by 0.1 degrees...

 

[Squire of Gothos]

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Big shout out to Mr. Vickers who completely over-promised and didn't deliver shit other than some mildly embarrassing texts and emails. You should have given us everything Matt you would probably have Faith back by now if you left this in the hands of professional shitposters and effortposters. Oh well, it's going to be more entertaining for us in the end with Faith and Ralph together, not so fun for them or you though.

 

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Big shout out to Mr. Vickers who completely over-promised and didn't deliver shit other than some mildly embarrassing texts and emails. You should have given us everything Matt you would probably have Faith back by now if you left this in the hands of professional shitposters and effortposters. Oh well, it's going to be more entertaining for us in the end with Faith and Ralph together, not so fun for them or you though.

Mr Vickers gave up his holy crusade when he found out about the gunt spawn. At that point, he accepted he lost the gunt war for Faith and cut his losses. A good decision, he had nothing left to fight for. Imagine having a guntling as a grandchild.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

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Big shout out to Mr. Vickers who completely over-promised and didn't deliver shit other than some mildly embarrassing texts and emails. You should have given us everything Matt you would probably have Faith back by now if you left this in the hands of professional shitposters and effortposters. Oh well, it's going to be more entertaining for us in the end with Faith and Ralph together, not so fun for them or you though.

If I didn't know Ralph is a coward soyboy I'd take that tweet as a schizopost.
Vickers got what he deserved for being a fag anyway.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ethan always defaults to "well i make money" when hes losing, if money is all that matters then why did Ethan break down and get constantly drunk to escape his life when he had over 9 times the viewers he does now and actual good money the would justify not working a real job?

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Big shout out to Mr. Vickers who completely over-promised and didn't deliver shit other than some mildly embarrassing texts and emails. You should have given us everything Matt you would probably have Faith back by now if you left this in the hands of professional shitposters and effortposters. Oh well, it's going to be more entertaining for us in the end with Faith and Ralph together, not so fun for them or you though.

lol wut? criminal investigations cross states arent that quick ethan, plus it doesnt even matter now your guntpire is crumbling, nick left. dame left, all your guests are going to deny and promote the creation of national tragedies from now on it seems and you lose a hundred views everytime you stream. youre begging your efriends to inflate your lemon total and even gaytor seems sick of it and is trying hard to zidan himself in a way you wont feel gives us too much ammo

If I didn't know Ralph is a coward soyboy I'd take that tweet as a schizopost.
Vickers got what he deserved for being a fag anyway.

eh cant rule out the possibility ralph is so stupid he thinks not being tossed in the slammer immediately means hes safe, the man thought an ar 15 was an ak 57 and cant operate basic software ffs

i love this, if we dont ruin ethan's life more than he does, if we dont go full mafioso and give him a pair of concrete shoes then he wins, lol

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

i love this, if we dont ruin ethan's life more than he does, if we dont go full mafioso and give him a pair of concrete shoes then he wins, lol

"YEAH, WELL UNTIL YOU BUILD A FUCKIN' TIME MACHINE AND CONVINCE MY MOM TO VISIT PLANNED PARENTHOOD THE RETORT WILL REMAIN UN-ABORTED. BAN EVERYTHING GATOR"

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Premiering soon:
The Cancerless Jim Show - “The Ballad of Ethan Ralph”

Take a look, and let me know what you think.

TeaClips clipped @#KillAllPedos masterpiece of autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqktQ-K6Kk
https://archive.vn/zVKAt

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

 

[MeltyTW]

"YEAH, WELL UNTIL YOU BUILD A FUCKIN' TIME MACHINE AND CONVINCE MY MOM TO VISIT PLANNED PARENTHOOD THE RETORT WILL REMAIN UN-ABORTED. BAN EVERYTHING GATOR"

damn it, ethan isnt an angelbaby troon sucking dick in hell for favors .... alawgs btfo.

good god, i didnt know just how much ethan and the killstream are declining, look at these caps!:

 

[AltisticRight]

The Bitchute link of the totally authentic Metokur video, uncensored:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/XHFIWAhU9Ohm/
I hope it's live soon, the author said it takes time for them to process shit or something.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

We still have the people's champion, Triple P.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ethan always defaults to "well i make money" when hes losing, if money is all that matters then why did Ethan break down and get constantly drunk to escape his life when he had over 9 times the viewers he does now and actual good money the would justify not working a real job?

Because he was better when he was drinking. Look how fucking boring it is now, combined with self censorship to not get booted off Dlive.
I hate to make this comparison because it's not fair to the latter person, but Ralph and the liquor is like Mr Lahey and the liquor. He's best when he's drinking, but goes off the rails when he drinks too much.

 

[temp o'rary]

Dingo has Ralph on, he's talking about the "fan fiction". Chat seems relatively uncensored.

https://dlive.tv/SouthernDingo

Says he has $60K of student debt, but all the hate has motivated him to pay it off so he can get the degree and pin it on the wall behind him to own the aylawgs

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Dingo has Ralph on, he's talking about the "fan fiction". Chat seems relatively uncensored.

https://dlive.tv/SouthernDingo

I asked what Ralph thought of revenge porn.


Imagine thinking a degree is impressive. Ralph, unless you're studying a hard science or medicine it's not impressive in the slightest. People earn degrees while spending those years drunk and high - a fucking redneck pill popper could do it!

 

[Sam Losco]

Dingo has Ralph on, he's talking about the "fan fiction". Chat seems relatively uncensored.

https://dlive.tv/SouthernDingo

Says he has $60K of student debt, but all the hate has motivated him to pay it off so he can get the degree and pin it on the wall behind him to own the aylawgs

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

They sweeping it up. Dingo is literally trying to downplay Ralph attempting to get Ade and Matt fired saying its ok when ralph did it because Ade doxed his SS #. Fuck these pathetic losers, they deserve to be boiled alive in pedo jizz.