U.S. Riots of May 2020 over George Floyd and others - ITT: a bunch of faggots butthurt about worthless internet stickers

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Snack Van update: the van wasn't stolen, it was towed.
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Fangsofjeff said:
Snack Van update: the van wasn't stolen, it was towed.
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God-fucking-damnit. That thing should be at the bottom of the Willamette river right now.

Also, is anyone the least bit surprised that a shitty van that houses homeless people got towed? Or that the owner of said van was too stupid to figure out if you leave your shit parked illegally it will be towed?
 
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Those condoms look like they're filled with piss and shit. How do they fill the condoms without getting it all over their hands?
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I would imagine the piss and shit already on their hands forms a protective barrier against the new piss and shit they're cramming into the condoms. The gross fuckers probably harvest used condoms from parks and restrooms.
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
Snack Van update: the van wasn't stolen, it was towed.
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How does this asshole seemingly have endless funds to continue his retarded "service" to people who largely want him dead apparently? I've had to have vehicles towed before and it was so god damn expensive that I resolved to push the motherfucker home instead next time it broke down on me.

And why doesn't he learn how to fucking park?
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
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Those condoms look like they're filled with piss and shit. How do they fill the condoms without getting it all over their hands?
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The answer is: they don't.
Besides the real question is: How did they get a bucket full of them? That seems like a lot to fill up at the scene meaning someone brought their "private stock".
 
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Oof. While it's understandable to cheer when commies get what they ask for, this shirt is bad optics and would make Kyle look bad in the eyes of normies.
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The answer is: they don't.
Besides the real question is: How did they get a bucket full of them? That seems like a to fill up at the scene meaning someone brought their "private stock".
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Either several antifas teamed up for a group poopee party or one of them has a collection of piss bottles and shit buckets. 🤔
 
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Oof. While it's understandable to cheer when commies get what they ask for, this shirt is bad optics and would make Kyle look bad in the eyes of normies.
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Boomer conservatives are generally the quintessence of bad optics and aesthetically questionable self-righteousness. I guess when your kids can't bare to be around you and your only hobby is miller and yelling at a TV, something in man's id draws them to skulls, red-white-black motifs, and trying to provoke randoms to start shit.
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
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Those condoms look like they're filled with piss and shit. How do they fill the condoms without getting it all over their hands?
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Having given this far more thought than I wanted to, which is to say 30 seconds or so, I figure they probably all go in a bucket, stir it up, then use a funnel. All the drugs they take and poor dietary habits probably result in a rather uh, easily mixed product.

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How does this asshole seemingly have endless funds to continue his retarded "service" to people who largely want him dead apparently? I've had to have vehicles towed before and it was so god damn expensive that I resolved to push the motherfucker home instead next time it broke down on me.

And why doesn't he learn how to fucking park?
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This guy must have some kind of independent wealth, plus his former good job leading to some savings, plus whatever grift he has pulled off from this gig, plus now he is probably blowing through his formerly good credit. He seems bent on total self-destruction, which would be sad if it weren't so hilarious because of who he has chosen to ally with.

Also this reminds me of the time our 89 Oldsmobile got towed and I told them to just keep it when I saw the bill to get it back- it was more than I'd paid for the POS.
 
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GrimProphet said:
How does this asshole seemingly have endless funds to continue his retarded "service" to people who largely want him dead apparently? I've had to have vehicles towed before and it was so god damn expensive that I resolved to push the motherfucker home instead next time it broke down on me.

And why doesn't he learn how to fucking park?
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His ongoing series of misadventures brings up many questions. "How did the pepper spray get on his balls?" is a notable one.

The only solid answer I can come up with is that he isn't very bright.
 
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