US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/09/26/biden-brain-freeze-joe-claims-he-got-senate-180-years-ago/

I mean at first glance the numbers seem to line up.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

More of Biden's "lid":
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You sure Joe wasn't just talking about his own party and the MSM in that clip?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Joe Biden just seriously compared Trump to Goebbels and Fidel Castro, and in turn insulted both Germans and Cubans in the process. At least that’s how I think most would view it.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I think they're honestly going to roll the dice on this one. I think they will honestly send him out there hopped on the strongest dossage and gamble on his life. How long do these go for, an hour? He can't last that long, there's no way something bad doesn't happen if he goes out there. The DNC are that insulated in their little bubble of champagne socialists, they are a band of sociopaths who are willing to use and abuse an old man.

 

[JosephStalin]

Joe's wife and Da Hoe's husband spoke to EIGHT people in Nebraska today. EIGHT. I shit you not.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...ople-nebraska-feeble-joe-naps-basement-video/

https://archive.vn/QOIM4

Then there was a "car parade" for Biden Thursday, in Richmond, VA. To be sure, it was bigger than the last parade I saw, of three cars.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/09/biden-car-parade-jill-biden-participates-richmond-virginia-mayor-total-flop-video/

https://archive.vn/Iv564

By now, everyone has seen plenty of huge Trump rallies and "vehicle parades". No comparison, is there. And look on Amazon, too. Joe and Da Hoe lose.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The bigger half of me still doesn't really believe that Biden will do the debates.
Surely the Inner Party can see how Joe's handling these softball media massages?

Do they think this man can stand on stage, live on national TV, in probably what will be the most watched debate in US history and come out ahead in the polls?

No wai I say... they'll thjnk of something to weasle Joe out of it.

Either way Trump wins IMHO.

The only way Biden can survive the debates is if he is drugged up to be more sane, or has the moderators constantly fact-checking Trump.

 

[PepsiVanilla]

How long do these go for, an hour?

Supposedly two. EDIT: one and a half (with no commercial breaks!)

 

[Honest Coyote]

Triple layer tinfoil hat time:
1. Go to Cleveland for debate
2. Paid Antifa act up
3. Cancel debate for safety
4. Dems can throw Antifa under the bus with less obvious pivoting
5. Blame riots on Trump's America
6. Figure out what to do in two more weeks

It's unlikely, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[Duke Nukem]

And I'm white.

Aka a black democrat voting for Trump.

I would make the usual "if you don't do crime, you ain't black" jokes but seriously, what was he thinking...

 

[tehpope]

The only way Biden can survive the debates is if he is drugged up to be more sane, or has the moderators constantly fact-checking Trump.

The only way Biden looks good if they don't let Trump speak, shout recalling my time after 1 second of giving him every question, or just mute his mic the whole night.

 

[GuntPunt]

Nothing on Earth is keeping Trump's voters home.

I remember a study in 2016 about what outcome during election day would prevent a Trump or Clinton voter from going to the polls. I think ~15% of Clinton voters said rain compared to 2% of Trump's. The only thing that would cause a majority of Trump supporters not voting was an unironic Alien Invasion or apocolyptic asteroid collision. I'm still kicking myself for not saving a copy for myself. It has to be out there somewhere.

EDIT: Report below.

 

[verissimus]

Amazing. Biden can command troops he just mocked to clap for him all the while the media runs wild with a fake story about Trump calling veterans losers.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

I remember a study in 2016 about what outcome during election day would prevent a Trump or Clinton voter from going to the polls. I think ~15% of Clinton voters said rain compared to 2% of Trump's. The only thing that would cause a majority of Trump supporters not voting was an unironic Alien Invasion or apocolyptic asteroid collision. I'm still kicking myself for not saving a copy for myself. It has to be out there somewhere.

"Love Trumps hate," as the Left is fond of saying.

Shame that also applies to voter turnout.

 

[GuntPunt]

"Love Trumps hate," as the Left is fond of saying.

Shame that also applies to voter turnout.

Yep, and I found the proof of that. I found the report. Lol at the pandemic caused by Zika results.

Look at that 90+ minute lines support. Holy shit. And only 38% would not vote for Trump due to alien invasion. Even I underestimated his support.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Yep, and I found the proof of that. I found the report. Lol at the pandemic caused by Zika results.
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Look at that 90+ minute lines support. Holy shit. And only 38% would not vote for Trump due to alien invasion. Even I underestimated his support.

I wonder how those numbers would be looking like this year, but I suspect they would go against the narrative so we're not going to be seeing them.

 

[NSFW]

Supposedly two. EDIT: one and a half (with no commercial breaks!)

What is Chris Wallace supposed to do if Biden falls to pieces and he can’t cut to commercial? This is going to be awkward as hell. Imagine if his handlers come out and try to shut it down.

The whole world is watching, c’mon man!

 

[iRON-mAn]

Yep, and I found the proof of that. I found the report. Lol at the pandemic caused by Zika results.
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Look at that 90+ minute lines support. Holy shit. And only 38% would not vote for Trump due to alien invasion. Even I underestimated his support.

More interesting to me is that 40% against Riots/Civil Unrest for Clinton Supporters vs Trump supporters 0%. I wonder how many Dems are gonna be put off by the BLM riots, although I suspect if they were polled right now they probably wouldn't admit to it.

 

[soy_king]

So my friends and I are planning to have a drinking game during the debates, where each of us chooses either Trump, Biden, or Chris Wallace to do/say something that we'll then have to drink to.

We haven't set up the rules for what words/phrases each of us would need to drink to, but it can't be something so ridiculously likely to happen that we'd die of alcohol poisoning. Any thoughts/suggestions?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So my friends and I are planning to have a drinking game during the debates, where each of us chooses either Trump, Biden, or Chris Wallace to do/say something that we'll then have to drink to.

We haven't set up the rules for what words/phrases each of us would need to drink to, but it can't be something so ridiculously likely to happen that we'd die of alcohol poisoning. Any thoughts/suggestions?

Drink when Biden speaks coherently.

 

[CrippleThreat]

So my friends and I are planning to have a drinking game during the debates, where each of us chooses either Trump, Biden, or Chris Wallace to do/say something that we'll then have to drink to.

We haven't set up the rules for what words/phrases each of us would need to drink to, but it can't be something so ridiculously likely to happen that we'd die of alcohol poisoning. Any thoughts/suggestions?

Drink the whole thing if Biden starts swinging on / throwing punches at Trump.