-opens on a cat on the counter, as usual. but this time they torment it by hugging and messing with it
-the close-ups on sams pissed off face is the only good editing shes ever done
-further proven by her refusal to edit out her freezing to make a thumbnail
-they both have stir-fry and rice but chins added like 7 spring rolls to her face
-she calls the jellybean dispenser her family member again and moans over butter-flavored beans, which have got to be fucking disgusting. im imagining something like movie theater popcorn butter congealed into balls
-she also calls the candy thing peetz sibling making her his mother, and probalby fulfilling the freudian nightmare fantasy that james has been longing for all along
-peetz agrees since chinny does all the cooking and cleaning. first of all, bullshit that she cleans. second, thats not very progressive of you peetz. some sjw you turned out to be
-she shows off her new rotted claws
-WHY is she trying the pickles with her family-sized stir fry meal? gross
-the green apple pickles taste like pickles and green apple. shocking
-the mango ones have a hint of mango
-the dr pepper ones taste like dr pepper. give it a rest willy fucking chonka
-she pretends to realize she forgot her fork so peetz will get it but he doesnt fall for it and she reluctantly heaves herself up to get it
-those are not 'mini' spring rolls and even so you dont need SEVEN. just bc you eat something in one bite doesnt make it mini
-peetz makes a mess on himself which is a huge change from chins doing it. she says a slob too and he readily agrees.
-she got birthday cake pickles too. theyre sweet. gross.
-she didnt film them cooking even tho it wouldve been the most interesting part. bc she was too lazy to charge her phone.
-shes shilling her insta but i havent checked if shes still on private or not
-heartbreakingly, she wont post again for like 5 whole days
-shes just got so much personal stuff to take care of, like getting a boil lanced or something
-but shes gonna be posting so much spooky stuff tho
-do you think it pisses her off that peetz hair looks like shit but he still has more than her?
-theyre eating almost the same thing but she still has to eye-fuck peetz plate
-she needs sirracha bc her wet stir fry needs more wet
-the buffalo chicken pickle tastes like vinegar and buffalo. sUCh a ffOoDiE
-"commen some subjections of videos" english major chantal
-she cant fit coldie in the frame when theyre both there lmao
-hes shoveling it in as fast as he can bc he must feel her eyes on his plate
-he says theyve started watching sailor moon and she rolls her eyes and says she feels like shes five. well you act like it so.
-peetz really hopes uranus and neptune get to fuck in this one
-"sailor moons a whiny brat" wow even jealous of an anime 14 year old.
-she really cant waste any opportunity to shit on whatever he likes huh
-she looks very toadlike in her new shirt. its not doing her any favors
-awkward silence filled with eating noises. and theres still ten minutes to go
-he likes anime and hentai and she likes true crime and reality tv theyre SUCH a quirky non couple you guise
-boy hes really trying to work with her here and she gives him nothing
-i dont know what show shes talking about and im not gonna google it
-hes full and she says 'yeah same' as she shoves more pickles in her mouth.
-the top of her head the hair looks really matted. is that fresh hair paint or something?
-shes so full that shes eating more jelly beans
-shes eating them too fast to tell the flavors apart
-peetz apologizes for sneezing, which is weird from people that happily fart into the camera all the time
-shes getting slaton eyes, her fat is forcing them closed
-"all the colors taste the same, but the color makes a difference" oof careful peetz, we might need another apology video
-candy sperging, canadas smarties are chocolate or something blah blah
-her hairspray makes her hair look fried, not the fact that its fried
-"im gonna do a sexy body reveal video" im begging you not to
-"i doubt ill watch it" fucking get her peetz
-he then quickly saves it by saying he'll just walk in on her to see her sexy body. fucking gag me and also thats bad sjw again peetz what about cOnSeNt???
-she does an idiotic shocked pikachu face
-ew she lounges around naked and she giggles
-"its okay i dont check you out" pfft
-she mentions amazon and he farts wetly at the camera. classy
-she got magnetic lashes, which are contributing to making her eyes even smaller now
-quit touching your hair you cow youre making it worse
-peetz says she'll get more fetish subscribers so he knows whats up
-he says she has fart fetishists following her and i think shes kinda ticked. now she cant pretend not to know about it
-peetz is reallllly trying this video
-she had to order 'more' imodium. goddamn bitch just put down the fork if you cant stop shitting
-a very forced shh tick
-she still hasnt put up the decorations she got. of course the pumpkin she got is haunted.
-'please do my work for me and give me vlogtober ideas'- chantal probably
-she wont get a Ouija board bc she might get pulled into the other. chantal if a demon tried to pull you through to anywhere youd just get stuck, so chill
- this was stupid
