US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Take a sip of beer every time trump says "you wouldn't believe it, MAGA, the best around, sleepy Joe, crooked Hillary, lid, antifa"
Take a sip of beer when biden says "cmon man!, listen here jack, look fat, consider this, Carona virus, Obama, build back better"

Take a shot if either of them gets booed

Drink entire bottle of liquor if trump mentions gamergate or Qanon
 
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Spiteful Crow said:
I wonder if Nancy Pelosi realizes that it would have been easier to actually run a presidential campaign instead of having to fake absolutely everything while suffering from constant mental breakdowns?
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After Hillary's campaign in 2016 still managed to win the popular vote despite her being clearly ill and/or high as a kite on some occasions, I guess they thought they could try to elect even a pet rock if they smeared the other candidate hard enough.
 
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soy_king said:
So my friends and I are planning to have a drinking game during the debates, where each of us chooses either Trump, Biden, or Chris Wallace to do/say something that we'll then have to drink to.

We haven't set up the rules for what words/phrases each of us would need to drink to, but it can't be something so ridiculously likely to happen that we'd die of alcohol poisoning. Any thoughts/suggestions?
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Drink when Biden wins a state (just the state, not the amount of electoral votes).

Edit: Nevermind, I though you were talking about the actual election, but keep my idea in mind until then anyway.
 
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I just want to record for posterity here how fucked my country is (and why we refer to it as clown world). The democrats are running a dementia zombie against an incumbent President while rioting in the streets, burning down cities, and cheering for years of more shutdowns.

Are the politicians afraid of being lynched over this? Oh no, instead there is a good chance sleepy Joe actually wins, and thanks to mail in voter fraud Trump has to win by a big enough margin that he doesn't lose. <all my facepalms combined>

If you are a future AI trying to reconstruct events from bits of scattered data retrieved from the ruins of our data centers, no I am not exaggerating. Yes we are this dumb, yes we clearly deserve what's coming. If you have any mercy please do not include this user in your simulation for reconstructing how retarded this species is.
 
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Haram Exercise said:
Take a sip of beer every time trump says "you wouldn't believe it, MAGA, the best around, sleepy Joe, crooked Hillary, lid, antifa"
Take a sip of beer when biden says "cmon man!, listen here jack, look fat, consider this, Carona virus, Obama, build back better"

Take a shot if either of them gets booed

Drink entire bottle of liquor if trump mentions gamergate or Qanon
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If Trump mentions Gameregate at the debates I will start a suicide cult
 
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Vitruvius said:
If Trump mentions Gameregate at the debates I will start a suicide cult
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I only want him to do it if he Wins in a Landslide and gets the house back while keeping the Senate..that way The Blogger faggots have absolutely nothing they can do about it except scream impotently.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
I only want him to do it if he Wins in a Landslide and gets the house back while keeping the Senate..that way The Blogger faggots have absolutely nothing they can do about it except scream impotently.
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It won't matter to me because me and at least 10 others will be dead before election day
 
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Drink when Biden speaks coherently.
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That would make a lame game - they'd never get to drink anything.

Alternatively, if they have livers of steel - Drink whenever either Biden or Trump go on tangents.

Also, if anyone is stupid enough to follow said drinking rule, I get your stuff when you die.
 
The only suicide cult you should start is a nihilistic doomsday cult moaning about how Trump is the harbinger of the end of days. Call it oh, Not My President or something snappy like that. Wait, that's already a thing, and its members too pussy to do anything but whine and scream at the sky. Fuck. I'm out of idea.
 
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Drink whenever Trump interrupts Bidens ramblings.
Drink whenever Biden tries to interrupt Trump but it comes out as incoherent soup.
Drink whenever the moderator debates Trump on Bidens behalf.
Finish your drink if Biden (Or You) last more than an hour without breaking down.

Have another drink the next morning when the media is reporting this inevitable disaster as a wholly absolute win for the biden campaign. Keep drinking, it won't help though.
 
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Truthboi said:
The only way Biden can survive the debates is if he is drugged up to be more sane, or has the moderators constantly fact-checking Trump.
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It's what they did to Romney, you had Candy Crowley from CNN live fact checking him and calling him a liar numerous times while interrupting him and letting Obama slide on shit.


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If Trump mentions Gameregate at the debates I will start a suicide cult
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Trump wins in a landslide, over 300 electoral college votes AND popular vote, mass suicides reported across the nation.

Then at 4 AM on Election Night Trump tweets out "Gamergate is real". After that Sargon is immediately elected as Prime Minister of the UK, Boris Johnson resigns as he is no longer worthy to lead and the 50 year plan comes to fruition. Trump and Prime Minister Carl Benjamin announce a UK trade deal and a new global effort to trigger the libs and own the libs.
 
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