The "mudplay" video transcript (aproximate)
"Hey. This is Nick Stoutzenberger, better known as Nick Bate. Erm, I'm filming this video because I've been accused of sexually assaulting my sister, and this is me trying to prove that I didn't. Erm, part of the reason that I think err they think I did it, is because of this chat-log err that surfaced where I told my friend that I did, erm molest my sister, erm and I even though I came out multiple times to say this is a lie and that I actually didn't, err they nobody believed me, but erm one thing erm that I can prove was definitely a lie in the chat log is that erm I mentioned in it that I didn't do anal with her because err she had faeces on her butt, and erm everybody knows that I'm a coprophiliac so this wouldn't have stopped me, if I were to molest somebody I definitely would have done anal, no matter what. And I can prove that I'm a coprophiliac because... <camera spins> here is my toilet in which I have just defecated <view of Nick's toilet with faeces in the water> As you can see, erm and I'm going to touch the faeces and masturbate with it. So, erm, I don't know to how set up <Nick places the camera on the floor, in full view of the toilet> As you can see <Nick shows his unsoiled hand to the camera> my hand is clean. Okay, there's nothing on it <Nick's left-hand dives into the toilet> And now, I'm holding the faeces. Can you see it? <Nick shows his soiled hand to the camera, with faeces dripping onto the floor> Okay so, <Nick unbuckles his trousers > I'm undoing my pants <Trousers are pulled down and Nick sits on the toilet, his legs are open and showing his very small penis. A close-up as he shows the soiled hand to the camera, and smothers faeces on his foreskin and rest of his penis.> So now it's all over my penis, I hope you can see it. <Nick picks up the camera from the floor to show that he has smothered his privates in faeces. A close-up of his soiled genitals, and then places the camera back on the floor.> Erm, it was requested that I film myself actually masturbating, I'm not really err, I'm not really aroused right now too much, erm ever since I've started on my medication erm I haven't been able to masturbate on demand, so yeah, so erm anyway hopefully this will prove that I'm a coprophiliac and that this is proof enough that I couldn't have molested my sister because of err you know, faeces wouldn't have stopped me from doing anal. Err okay! That about wraps up my video. Thanks."
