Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Sped Xing]

It's hard to pretend "property means nothing. Run away at the slightest intimidation" is a libertarian stance.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly man, I think the absolute cuckoldry Dax expressed abut Kenosha Kyle and all the other anti-self/community defense posts he's made in the last two or three weeks may have hurt him more than the loli/cuties shit.

You think Dick's audience might not be all that keen on a guy even more of a cuck than Maddox? Shocking!

 

[Was]

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[George Floyd Sneed]

I tend to shy away from "Dax is a marketer, look at the stuff he does and then think of it from a marketing lens" because that gets cynical really quickly. Marketing becomes this magic catch all for any manipulative behavior and starts seeming like magic mind control techniques. I remember when Britany Venti tried using the excuse of her BF being an actor as her way of discrediting everything he said and did because "huurrrrrrr duuuurrrrrr he knows how to fake things and all people who call out my shitty behavior just hate e-girls."

But in the case of Dax, he tries to turn everything into a marketing oportunity. He strikes me as the kind of person who got into marketing because he was super into mentalism and neuro linguistic programing and saw marketing as a way to add new weapons to his arsenal. Maddox was extremely facinated with this stuff, but where Maddox was into these things because he was trying to correct being a socially akward weirdo, Dax wants control. He has admitted on BPITU he was an active Pick up artist disciple, and I doubt that he'd have the extensive knowledge of Maddox being into all the mind stuff he was into if there were not similar interest there.

Dax being some mastermind marketer is an even sadder cope than the “Dick vs. Dax” copes that we used to see. He just retardedly stumbles into controversies and think doubling down and shouting is an effective defense. Might be more effective when taking on left wing comedians and sad cucks like Asterios and Maddox but now Maddax is shitting on bread and butter issues most of his audience agrees with.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Why bother claiming that Dax is playing 4D chess, when his actions can be pretty easily explained as mere emotional outbursts? He's got a few marketing tricks up his sleeve to hold the act together, but everything else he does is emotional nonetheless.

 

[AnOminous]

Why bother claiming that Dax is playing 4D chess, when his actions can be pretty easily explained as mere emotional outbursts? He's got a few marketing tricks up his sleeve to hold the act together, but everything else he does is emotional nonetheless.

He's as emotional as a bitch, kind of funny considering all his "men are better than women" shit, and even funnier considering his segue into pure cuckoldry.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

He's as emotional as a bitch, kind of funny considering all his "men are better than women" shit, and even funnier considering his segue into pure cuckoldry.

The real irony?

Normal Men Are Better Than Dax.

Dax's achievements IRL:
Accountant
Anthropologist
Architect
Astrophysicist
Corporate Counsel (any kind)
Doctor (any kind)
Engineer
Financial planner
Fine Arts
Hollywood Approved Celebrity
Nurse
Mathematician
Military (any)
Pharmacist
Philosopher
Politician
Programmer
Rocket Scientist
Scientist
Software Dev
Quantitative analyst
Could go on, but: College
Niche Podcast
Support Loli
Has sired children
Heirs
Loving family
Proper wife
Legacy
Internet laughingstock
Banned from payment processors
Enjoys pegging
Has a Twitter, on Reddit all day
"REEEEEE's" a lot


Man, he sure reminds me of certain other kinds of idiots.

 

[tantric_depressive]

He's as emotional as a bitch, kind of funny considering all his "men are better than women" shit, and even funnier considering his segue into pure cuckoldry.

lol, I remember back in the simpspiracy I was making fun of him after the 'Ralph + Dick vs Jerrrsh' episode for having the conversational mannerisms of a meangirl gossip bish, and wearing a girl's (literally) mask. Dax is the Karen of Karens, while Ralph is a Shinaynay

 

[Quorthon]

Maybe if we all work together, we can help Dax solve this mystery.

 

[Eris!]

Thinking about the whole maddox thing in retrospect, Dax pulled off a masterful inversion of the narrative. I didn't follow the lolsuit at the time, but as I understand it, he fucked a guy's girlfriend and relentlessly bullied him for it for years. And he somehow convinced people he was the good guy in that scenario? That fucking some his business partner and friend's girlfriend was a based action and not a reprehensible one?

Why does anyone look up to an amoral psychopathic degenerate as some sort of father figure?

 

[break these cuffs]

Thinking about the whole maddox thing in retrospect, Dax pulled off a masterful inversion of the narrative. I didn't follow the lolsuit at the time, but as I understand it, he fucked a guy's girlfriend and relentlessly bullied him for it for years. And he somehow convinced people he was the good guy in that scenario? That fucking some his business partner and friend's girlfriend was a based action and not a reprehensible one?

Why does anyone look up to an amoral psychopathic degenerate as some sort of father figure?

People took Dax's side because Maddox is a bigger fag than Dax. As far as I remember, I don't listen to Dax, he started fucking 80's girl after her and Maddox broke up. I never understood how getting your friend's sloppy seconds was an alpha move. Maddox wasn't over her and got really asshurt over it.

 

[AnOminous]

Thinking about the whole maddox thing in retrospect, Dax pulled off a masterful inversion of the narrative. I didn't follow the lolsuit at the time, but as I understand it, he fucked a guy's girlfriend and relentlessly bullied him for it for years. And he somehow convinced people he was the good guy in that scenario? That fucking some his business partner and friend's girlfriend was a based action and not a reprehensible one?

Maddox sucked gargantuan cocks, was a cuck, and hired the (second or third or fourth) worst lawyer of all time.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Why does anyone look up to an amoral psychopathic degenerate as some sort of father figure?

If they literally idolize him it's because they're also degenerate, and truly like the idea of being amoral and psychopathic. Dax has some genuinely entertaining moments. But a critical look at him, a really hard look, he's just a pile of mental illness. Between the funny, he says some really fucked up sounding shit, and IRL he's a trainwreck living in a fantasy world.

His core fans either don't notice because they're casually focused on the good bits of his podcast. Or they're totally aware of how degenerate and insane he is, and find the more extreme shit he says to be "relatable," because they are the most extreme degenerates IRL.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Maddox at the time acted like a bigger fag than Maddax. However people made the classic mistake of autistic slapfights where they amplify the fuck ups of the side they don’t like and excuse the fuck ups of the side they do like. So the warning signs were all there but got handwaved away.

Although all of these revelations since the Simpspiracy have put the lolsuit in a different light. Before some dickshielder starts spazzing out about how I’m on Maddox’s side now, that’s not true. Maddax is definitely acting more autistic and retarded than Maddox currently. His current slapfight with Tim Pool pales in comparison to giving a barely legal girl a fake ID and supporting pedophiles.

 

[Eris!]

Before some dickshielder starts spazzing out about how I’m on Maddox’s side now, that’s not true.

In retrospect I'm kinda unironically on Maddox's side. I really want to see a Null+Maddox interview. I think it would invert a lot of perceptions.

 

[AnOminous]

Maddox at the time acted like a bigger fag than Maddax. However people made the classic mistake of autistic slapfights where they amplify the fuck ups of the side they don’t like and excuse the fuck ups of the side they do like. So the warning signs were all there but got handwaved away.

I think a competent lawyer could at least have made Maddox look sympathetic, although he still couldn't have magicked up a cause of action out of thin air, that is to say, a competent (or at least ethical) lawyer would have told Maddox to save his money and not file suit.

 

[Berrakh]

The real irony?

Normal Men Are Better Than Dax.

Dax's achievements IRL:
Accountant
Anthropologist
Architect
Astrophysicist
Corporate Counsel (any kind)
Doctor (any kind)
Engineer
Financial planner
Fine Arts
Hollywood Approved Celebrity
Nurse
Mathematician
Military (any)
Pharmacist
Philosopher
Politician
Programmer
Rocket Scientist
Scientist
Software Dev
Quantitative analyst
Could go on, but: College
Niche Podcast
Support Loli
Has sired children
Heirs
Loving family
Proper wife
Legacy
Internet laughingstock
Banned from payment processors
Enjoys pegging
Has a Twitter, on Reddit all day
"REEEEEE's" a lot


Man, he sure reminds me of certain other kinds of idiots.

Men like Dax like to shit on normie guys for not sleeping around as much as he has. Meanwhile guys like him never have it as good as they let on and die alone.
If Dax was a woman he'd be a used up slut writing about how Amy Coney Barrett is a horrible woman in a stew of thinly veiled rage.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Men like Dax like to shit on normie guys for not sleeping around as much as he has. Meanwhile guys like him never have it as good as they let on and die alone.
If Dax was a woman he'd be a used up slut writing about how Amy Coney Barrett is a horrible woman in a stew of thinly veiled rage.

In Dax's mind he's cheating the system and using big life hax. He thinks reality does not apply to him.

But, Dax is a slut. He tries to look cool. In reality: Nothing there. My father's opinion is that guys like him are idiots, they scam every woman they bed, because they never ever stop trying to chase the highs of being a teenager who is having lots of sex for the first time. But he's a genetic dead end. Can you imagine how many women he's made get abortions? He clearly thinks only sex or drugs matter, while he pretends to be some great thinker lol.

In reality: He's wasting the young and strong years of his life while building no family or hard assets, while living in shithole LA lmao. He's on the fast track to get old, fat, bald, and washed up and irrelevant.

Hot take: I have a great relationship with my father. I'm 100% certain that Dax will never experience that with his own daughter (or son) if he ever has one. If he ever has kids, he'll mess them up hardcore. Who is going to care for Dax when he's old? No one. Good chance actually that he marries some bitch who then steals his remaining money one day, and he'll die alone.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I just don't see good things in Dax's future. He's a junkie.

 

[Had]

People are raiding his twitch

https://www.twitch.tv/labasedcomedian

leg day?

 

[AnOminous]

Who is going to care for Dax when he's old? No one. Good chance actually that he marries some bitch who then steals his remaining money one day, and he'll die alone.

Or ends up marrying someone better than he deserves and then cheats on her with some BPD psycho who goes full bunny boiler, loses everything, and then dies alone.