🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[byuu]

They are SEETHING about the video. Also bonus "fiscal responsibility to patrons"

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Why even bother arguing? Just keep insisting that he shows his report history.

His refusal to do this damns him more than anything.
This is the guy who posted a fucking sex tape to prove some rando wrong but he can't show his YouTube reports?
Clearly he's waiting for Gator to photoshop out all his false flags first.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Also, Gator, no one will ever take the time to make a video like that for you.

This probably hurts him the most.
No one gives a shit about you, Gator.

 

[Hackallier]

lmfao he's so asspained at people joking that its the real jim, this is the arby's incident all over again lmao

Funny thing is, they are extra butthurt since some of his fans are room temp IQ enough to be fooled by a spliced audio vid that it was really Jim. I've been trying to find those tweets, but they must have deleted them out of embarrassment. Only one in that direction I found:

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Funny thing is, they are extra butthurt since some of his fans are room temp IQ enough to be fooled by a spliced audio vid that it was really Jim. I've been trying to find those tweets, but they must have deleted them out of embarrassment. Only one in that direction I found:
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TBF that audio editing is so good it can get you if you don't know its fake.

 

[MeltyTW]

TBF that audio editing is so good it can get you if you don't know its fake.

yeah its only really noticeable in a few spots and you can easily miss that if youre not looking, they seem to have saw the teaclips reupload and not the original either and i dont remember if she says its fake in her descrip, i remember she gave credit to kill all pedos though

 

[AutismAwareness]

A Godwinson live news alert

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Shanny just jealous that another job he wanted got automated/outsourced....lol.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Shanny just jealous that another job he wanted got automated/outsourced....lol.

Now they need to make an automatic sweeper and he would be out of a job.

 

[Simulacrum]

lmfao he's so asspained at people joking that its the real jim, this is the arby's incident all over again lmao

I think what hurts more is knowing that this video is probably pretty accurate about the opinion of his daddy Jimbo.

 

[Edilg]

It would be great if we could get Jim to cosign the video. Ralph would be coping hard and might even attack poor old Jimmy.

 

[Vetti]

Somebody try @ing the satuday sunset in Godwinson's chat.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Somebody try @ing the satuday sunset in Godwinson's chat.

He is not there, just tried

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It would be great if we could get Jim to cosign the video. Ralph would be coping hard and might even attack poor old Jimmy.

I feel like he's going to acknowledge it without shitting on Ralph. He's got enough people asking him about it that he can't just hide from it.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Somebody try @ing the satuday sunset in Godwinson's chat.

WE NEED TO GET GYM TO TWEET ABOUT GUNTGATE!

 

[Kenobi]

Ade said in the harvest stream that the gunt eat very little and is obese cause he drinks a fuckton.
Some BMR calculations
5 foot 7 is 170.4cm

Ralph claims to be under 300 pounds but there is no way

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Comparing him to these people, i estimate that Ralph seems to be around 320 pounds or 145kg

Realistic gunt proportions (i think atleast?)

A big bottle of makers mark is 1 litre and costs 38 dollars.
33.8 oz to a litre.
2322 kcal to a litre of makers mark.
According to National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism a drink of hard liqour is definded as 1.5 oz and if you drink more then 4 drinks a day then you are an alholic.
Generaly people say that it can vary from 4-22 drinks a day deping on how big of an alcoholic you are.

So lets say Ralph is a midtier alcholic and sucks down 14 drinks a day or 21 oz a day.
Thats 1445 calories or 23.5 dollars.
But you can´t live of makers mark alone.
Food intake varies but for a big boi like ralph eating next to nothing proably looks something like this:
He proably starts his day off with a sandwich, lets go with 2 ham and cheese sandwiches totaling to around 700 or so calories.
Then lets say he eats a fastfood meal. Lets say a day big mac co with fries and soda its around 1100. 1800 total.
1800+1445=3245. So the gunt is growing just at a slow speed

 

[MeltyTW]

1800+1445=3245. So the gunt is growing just at a slow speed

nigga he went from almost normal in some pics to having two chunts and a gunt in what two years?in about a year ethan is just going to be a ball of chewed gum and seethe

 

[Sriracha]

Ade said in the harvest stream that the gunt eat very little and is obese cause he drinks a fuckton.

Ralph is probably insecure eating in front of women because he has the self esteem of a teenage cutter. He probably binge eats after every killstream because he doesn't drink water, only soft drink so his body is in a perpetual state of dehydration confused as hunger.

 

[Kenobi]

nigga he went from almost normal in some pics to having two chunts and a gunt in what two years?

Well he went from a normal weight to a blob right? So at first his BMR would have been around 2000 calories at a normal weight.
I think his food intake hasn´t changed just the amount of alchol depnding on how hes feeling. The divorce hit him hard.
So 1000 extra calories a day is 7000 a week or 1kg of fat. Life can hit you hard if you aren´t prepared for it.

 

[Crystal Golem]

LMAO, UNPAID OVERTIME
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I mean really... Shanny you don't have to disavow the guy but how about not slurping every drop of gunt grease that leaves your master's hide? It's just pathetic.

 

[MeltyTW]

Well he went from a normal weight to a blob right? So at first his BMR would have been around 2000 calories at a normal weight.
I think his food intake hasn´t changed just the amount of alchol depnding on how hes feeling. The divorce hit him hard.
So 1000 extra calories a day is 7000 a week or 1kg of fat. Life can hit you hard if you aren´t prepared for it.

i dont really buy the ralph not eating alot thing i think he justs insecure in front of dates everytime we see his meals its always high amounts of high calorie food, including at one point eating huge plates of fried seafood a day