Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Berrakh]

In Dax's mind he's cheating the system and using big life hax. He thinks reality does not apply to him.

But, Dax is a slut. He tries to look cool. In reality: Nothing there. My father's opinion is that guys like him are idiots, they scam every woman they bed, because they never ever stop trying to chase the highs of being a teenager who is having lots of sex for the first time. But he's a genetic dead end. Can you imagine how many women he's made get abortions? He clearly thinks only sex or drugs matter, while he pretends to be some great thinker lol.

In reality: He's wasting the young and strong years of his life while building no family or hard assets, while living in shithole LA lmao. He's on the fast track to get old, fat, bald, and washed up and irrelevant.

Hot take: I have a great relationship with my father. I'm 100% certain that Dax will never experience that with his own daughter (or son) if he ever has one. If he ever has kids, he'll mess them up hardcore. Who is going to care for Dax when he's old? No one. Good chance actually that he marries some bitch who then steals his remaining money one day, and he'll die alone.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I just don't see good things in Dax's future. He's a junkie.

I will always say this about Dax: his house, how he simps to get pussy and everything else is a rare and brief look into how the premier e-boy lives. Does anyone think having a better look would make us proud of him again?
Imagine, if you would, what Dax must think of selfie angles, filters, makeup and photoshop. Everything women do to appear hotter online and sell a fantasy. Now think about how he presents himself.
Imagine what these two forces do to young men who don't know anything about how the sexes are meant to deal with one another and what they can reasonably expect?

 

[TheSimpShow]

People are raiding his twitch

https://www.twitch.tv/labasedcomedian

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leg day?

He has less viewers than PPP has at 3am in the morning while Surfer's cooking rice noodles and dropping esoteric knowledge on archaic secret societies.

 

[Berrakh]

From what I've been told, at least 1: Marie. She aborted the child she wanted so desperately with him, sent her cat off to the pound to help him feel less insecure, and in return she gets called retarded on his podcast. I don't even pity her anymore tbh

Dax would say he just runs tight game on her or something.

 

[Pigtoad]

All I know about Dick Masterson is that his weird hair bothers me.

 

[Pissmaster]

From what I've been told, at least 1: Marie. She aborted the child she wanted so desperately with him, sent her cat off to the pound to help him feel less insecure, and in return she gets called retarded on his podcast. I don't even pity her anymore tbh

Come to think of it, why haven't we ever heard anything about any of Dick's exes? I feel like we have more evidence that Maddox has had more girlfriends than Dick. Like he even had his own fangirl in the ilk of JLH by way of Leah Tiscione, except he never fucked her over and afaik they're still on good terms to this day. Not to mention, a hell of a lot more women stood up for Maddox during his cuck days than ever stood up for Dick.

Thinking about the whole maddox thing in retrospect, Dax pulled off a masterful inversion of the narrative. I didn't follow the lolsuit at the time, but as I understand it, he fucked a guy's girlfriend and relentlessly bullied him for it for years. And he somehow convinced people he was the good guy in that scenario? That fucking some his business partner and friend's girlfriend was a based action and not a reprehensible one?

Why does anyone look up to an amoral psychopathic degenerate as some sort of father figure?

All of it could have been prevented if Maddox had just been honest with his audience and not pulled a bunch of shifty cloak-and-dagger shit to try and cancel Dick.

Maddox really did bring it upon himself. Dick was nice to his audience and offered a much-desired explanation of what happened, while Maddox was blocking people left and right, and pulling stupid warmongering shit like telling people they were banned from Biggest Debate if they dared go on The Dick Show. Maddox ran block lists against people on Twitter, and even I got banned despite never contacting Maddox at all. I guess I just followed the wrong people.

Also, Dax didn't fuck Maddox's girlfriend at the time, he fucked one that had been his ex for years. There was a saga about how Maddox was trying to rope his then-girlfriend, M3talJess, and his ex, 80's Girl aka Marie, into some kind of polygamy situation. Which is just weird now, considering Marie actually was in a polygamy situation with Dick and JLH. She's apparently an extremely weak person, too. I get the sense that polygamy wasn't her idea, either, considering there was one episode of The Dick Show where Dick said something like "You don't get (something) until I get my three way" - spoken as though he was joking, but it felt oddly acerbic.

 

[Faalbian]

Don't forget this cuck move:

If you make a video like this, you deserve the shit you get.

 

[Sped Xing]

I should make an "Autism Is" comic in the vein of those "Love Is" single panel comics.

Autism Is: thinking you need to pick either side when retards fight.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Maddox at the time acted like a bigger fag than Maddax. However people made the classic mistake of autistic slapfights where they amplify the fuck ups of the side they don’t like and excuse the fuck ups of the side they do like. So the warning signs were all there but got handwaved away.

Although all of these revelations since the Simpspiracy have put the lolsuit in a different light. Before some dickshielder starts spazzing out about how I’m on Maddox’s side now, that’s not true. Maddax is definitely acting more autistic and retarded than Maddox currently. His current slapfight with Tim Pool pales in comparison to giving a barely legal girl a fake ID and supporting pedophiles.

Ok, this reminded me that I bookmarked a couple of quotes from the Maddox thread that were linked to itt (i think) during similar speculation the other day that I wanted to check out, as they're supposed to concern the early days/moments of Maddox/Dick beef

Spoiler: an early timeline + speculation

Recap based on all we know thus far:

• Maddox has this weird polyamory obsession where he tries to maintain a harem of ex-gfs and get them to befriend each other
• Dick, Maddox, Maddox's current gf, and one of Maddox's ex-gf from several years before attended the same wedding
• Dick left the wedding with the ex-gf, and Maddox went ballistic, immediately texting the ex and worrying about where she was, basically saying he felt she wasn't safe if she was with Dick. She got creeped out and tried to brush it off.
• Couple days later, Maddox calls the ex while she is at work. A hysterical and emotional wreck, he begs the ex to confirm that she didn't sleep with Dick after the wedding and that there is nothing more going on between her and Dick. Again, she brushes him off and tries to say what she can to calm him down because he sounds seriously disturbed. Btw, all her coworkers are listening to Maddox's pathetic appeals because the ex put it on speakerphone in the middle of the break room.
• Not long afterwards, Maddox angrily interrogates Dick about what happened the night of the wedding. To defuse the situation, Dick lies about it and says he just took the ex home and that was the end of their contact. Maddox eagerly accepts the explanation with relief, and he is very glad to hear that Dick did not sleep with the ex. He says if Dick had slept with the ex, it would have been a massive betrayal of Maddox's trust and undermined their professional and personal relationships.
• Without Maddox knowing, Dick starts going steady with the ex-gf
• After several months, Maddox finally discovers via some third party informants that Dick has been going out with ex-gf all this time. He literally breaks down into tears over this revelation in front of grown men and refuses to work with Dick ever again, thus ending the BPITU podcast.

That's the harem part of his plan, keeping a permanent stable of seemingly available partners at his beck and call. The polyamory part of his plan is that he was trying to get a little threesome action going on with his current gf + whatever ex's he could snag, which is why he has this weird thing where he introduces his current/ex-gfs to each other and tries to encourage friendships among them.

The ex has never publicly spoken about her side of the story, but she has recounted it to Dick, who shared all the details in episodes of his podcast.

Pretty much. More detailed explanation is that upon discovering Dick was going steady with the ex for many months, Maddox gave Dick an ultimatum: either Dick leaves the BPITU podcast of his own accord or the two of them discontinue the podcast entirely. Either way, Maddox didn't want to work with Dick ever again. Dick really hated to fuck over the fans and end the show over Maddox's psycho cuckoldry complex, so Dick made a counter-offer and asked Maddox to buy him out (ie, Dick leaves the podcast in exchange for a severance payment, and Maddox could continue the podcast solo or find a new co-host or whatever). Maddox wouldn't take Dick up on the buyout offer, so the only remaining option Maddox had given Dick was to end the podcast entirely. You can argue that Dick could have left the podcast without any payment, but after so many years of invested time, effort, and money, the podcast was as much Dick's labor of love as it was Maddox's, and Dick really should have been entitled to some kind of compensation if he was to turn his back on all that he had built.

Come to think of it, why haven't we ever heard anything about any of Dick's exes? I feel like we have more evidence that Maddox has had more girlfriends than Dick. Like he even had his own fangirl in the ilk of JLH by way of Leah Tiscione, except he never fucked her over and afaik they're still on good terms to this day. Not to mention, a hell of a lot more women stood up for Maddox during his cuck days than ever stood up for Dick.


All of it could have been prevented if Maddox had just been honest with his audience and not pulled a bunch of shifty cloak-and-dagger shit to try and cancel Dick.

Maddox really did bring it upon himself. Dick was nice to his audience and offered a much-desired explanation of what happened, while Maddox was blocking people left and right, and pulling stupid warmongering shit like telling people they were banned from Biggest Debate if they dared go on The Dick Show. Maddox ran block lists against people on Twitter, and even I got banned despite never contacting Maddox at all. I guess I just followed the wrong people.

Also, Dax didn't fuck Maddox's girlfriend at the time, he fucked one that had been his ex for years. There was a saga about how Maddox was trying to rope his then-girlfriend, M3talJess, and his ex, 80's Girl aka Marie, into some kind of polygamy situation. Which is just weird now, considering Marie actually was in a polygamy situation with Dick and JLH. She's apparently an extremely weak person, too. I get the sense that polygamy wasn't her idea, either, considering there was one episode of The Dick Show where Dick said something like "You don't get (something) until I get my three way" - spoken as though he was joking, but it felt oddly acerbic.

Ok, how do we know that Dax hadn't tried some other equally scummy stunt prior to Maddox's 'first blood', thus provoking an already betrayed , distraught man? I bet Dax did, he is the self-admitted amoral one, and also the more vindictive and emotionally volatile of the two, especially when it comes to being dumped and severed, just judging by his "great friend" Arsterios. We all know for sure now that his 'free speech ' posturing was bullshit, and he has no problem with using gayops, harrassment mobs, or any other variety of online fuckery against his perceived enemy when his ego's involved, along with his other tendency of trying to pre-emptively neutralize perceived threats caused by his own projection.
Also, is Maddox supposed to autisticly stop caring or wanting the best for a woman he once had feelings for? That's dumb. I have an ex that's like family to me nowadays, and it's been years since we were together. If I had a scummy friend or acquaintance trying to get at her, I'd try shutting him down with the swiftness. We all know now that Dax goes way beyond basic bitch scummy. Maddox knew all this back then.
Why are people accepting the narrative that Dax used to make himself look good to his paypigs years ago as the default truth still? Afaik, it's never been corroborated, and we should be treating anything important he's said, about any event, or person of importance, in the past with serious doubt

 

[Popper Whiting]

Or ends up marrying someone better than he deserves and then cheats on her with some BPD psycho who goes full bunny boiler, loses everything, and then dies alone.

Dude, stop! I'm reading this thread on the bus. I don't want to have to shiftily hide the throbbing erection I get from reading this sentence and picturing this scenario in my head as that would just be awkward.

I should make an "Autism Is" comic in the vein of those "Love Is" single panel comics.

Autism Is: thinking you need to pick either side when retards fight.

Thing is, if Dick had just stuck to his guns, not become friends with Ethan Ralph, Digibro and a whole host of other undesirables, not pushed for a bizarre polyamory relationship (as they always go bad), not fervently defended loli, not expressed sympathy for the suffrage of pedophiles and not needed to larp as a gayer internet mafia don than Sargon (complete with obligatory dogpiling of people they are having an e-hissy fit over), anyone would have sided with him. Unfortunately drugs, ego and thinking with a stiff dick caused Dax to willingly dive headfirst into the muck hole Maddox has been digging for himself.

 

[Sped Xing]

The whole polygamy storyline tells you how empty Dax feels inside. JLH is certainly more attractive than Marie. I can understand wanting to plough the former as a fuckbuddy, though in that case I'd have the decency not to tell my wife. I can understand, though it is unworthy, dumping Jim Carrey for greener p- pastures.

But Dax did neither. The love of a vapid doormat left him feeling hollow, so he decided what he needed was to get an equally vapid, slightly less doormat chick to join in and love both of them. This is, of course, not how humans, but what does that matter? Lub congers all fug ×D

Polygamists convince themselves they're experiencing more love, when truly I wonder of they know anything but lust and the desire for control.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

He has less viewers than PPP has at 3am in the morning while Surfer's cooking rice noodles and dropping esoteric knowledge on archaic secret societies.

This is why I think he’s goosing the Patreon statistics. His podcast ranks poorly, his Reddit and Facebook groups are dead and gay, it’s the same couple hundred people who attend his gay road rages, and NP2 got taken down for financial violations. So either 90% of his Patreon supporters give him money and don’t bother listening to anything he has to say or he’s manipulating his statistics.

All I know about Dick Masterson is that his weird hair bothers me.

That’s because he’s balding. So his long hair is a big Trump-style combover. If he got a buzz cut like he did during the Dr. Phil days, he would look like Maddox now.

 

[naught]

Dax weighs in on the Boogie scuffle

https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1310485460393717761

(https://archive.is/23zGR)

 

[Quorthon]

Ok, how do we know that Dax hadn't tried some other equally scummy stunt prior to Maddox's 'first blood', thus provoking an already betrayed , distraught man? I bet Dax did, he is the self-admitted amoral one, and also the more vindictive and emotionally volatile of the two, especially when it comes to being dumped and severed, just judging by his "great friend" Arsterios.

It's worth pointing out that Dax did blatantly hit on Metal Jess in front of Maddox live on a Biggest Solution episode. Dax even confirmed that it was her on his Twitter during the beginning of the Simpspiracy.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

It's worth pointing out that Dax did blatantly hit on Metal Jess in front of Maddox live on a Biggest Solution episode. Dax even confirmed that it was her on his Twitter during the beginning of the Simpspiracy.

Dax seems to have a compulsion to fuck anything with tits. I wouldnt be surprised if his entry into dick sucking was because he mistakenly took a tranny home to fuck only to get surprise penis.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Dax seems to have a compulsion to fuck anything with tits. I wouldnt be surprised if his entry into dick sucking was because he mistakenly took a tranny home to fuck only to get surprise penis.

Maybe Digibro is trooning for him then..? Maybe? That'd be pretty fucked but things have gotten pretty fuckin' weird lately.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Anyone else besides me still like Asterios? I can’t bring myself to just hate him the way I come to loathe Dax and Ralph.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Anyone else besides me still like Asterios? I can’t bring myself to just hate him the way I come to loathe Dax and Ralph.

I kinda feel like I owe the dude an apology for being a dick to him and believing Dick at his word without any actual evidence.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

From what I've been told, at least 1: Marie. She aborted the child she wanted so desperately with him, sent her cat off to the pound to help him feel less insecure, and in return she gets called retarded on his podcast. I don't even pity her anymore tbh

He puts up this façade of being a "player" who gets a ton of pussy, but in reality, he doesn't sleep around, he's a serial monogamist and just takes advantage of the people that love him.
At least him forcibly killing his child helps ensure he will die alone. Maybe the kid's better off dead anyway since he pushed his GF around so much. No wonder he's so fixated on being "better than a woman," he isn't a man. If you can't measure up to other men, and always have to punch down on women, you're kind of a bitch.

 

[Boss Bass]

Anyone else besides me still like Asterios? I can’t bring myself to just hate him the way I come to loathe Dax and Ralph.

No, but then I can’t stand people who Larp as liberal while never lifting a finger for anyone but themselves.

 

[Sped Xing]

Asterios' main crime is being boring.

I would rather listen to him and Sirancha talk about animal crackers or whatever the fuck than be infuriated by Dick. As @Pissmaster so I-- I don't listen to things that make me angry. I have plenty enough to vex me in real life.