Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Rabbit Bones said:
Apparently Sammies life has been a parade of rape and her parents don't love her. And Antonio beats her. And Laura is an awful cunt who sleeps with her husband at night and ignores poor Queen S sobbing away in her bedroom. (:_(Good thing she has Baby Nard Dog to keep her company and love her.
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Sammie is really going off the rails. Apparently she went to the gyno and got an ultrasound at like 2 AM but the doctor goofed up and gave her a female fetus from Google on mistake.
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This made me crack up. Maybe when she tragically miscarries little Baby Narddog they can get it one of these.
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DelicateMageflower said:
Is Laura just blindly accepting everything Sammie tells her, or is she playing along with the lie? If Sammie was truly pregnant I'd be horrified.
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Someone I talk to suggested that because of Big Rona, Laura isn't being allowed into the hospital with Sammie when she goes to her 'appointments'. It's possible Laura is just sitting in the car while Sammie takes selfies in front of signs inside for an hour, before going out and telling the doctor said the baby was okay.

I really don't think Sammie is pregnant. She's posted three ultrasounds, two of which are confirmed stolen. She's posted evaporation line pregnancy tests. The only thing that makes this in any way different from her other fake pregnancies is Laura being there, and I really don't think Laura has a clue. I don't think Laura is playing along, I think she just is stupid enough to believe Sammie.
 
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Android raptor said:
I need to know more about the L.O.L. surprise coffin. Giving me major flashbacks of the dead juggalo baby back in the day.
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It's actually super sad. Some piece of shit beat his girlfriends 3 year old daughter to death. But theming a baby's funeral after a prosti-tot line of toys famous for their excessive and wasteful packaging is really funny to me, regardless.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Oh Laura, what are you doing?
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Bata test? I assume she means beta hCG test which I don’t know why they would be doing one on Sammie unless something went wrong. Then again, I don’t know why they’d do three ultrasounds in three weeks either. Laura really is stupid.

Another thing I found suspect was that last pregnancy strip she used. Those are usually sold in packs of 20 and almost exclusively used by women actively (sometimes desperately) trying to get pregnant. Now why would Sammie need a whole pack of tests when she already has ultrasounds and is seeing a doctor? Oh that’s right, she’s not pregnant (but is still very very fat and no one should have sex with her).
 
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I think Sammie is looking for new niggas on IG. She took Big Nard off her profile there, and listed herself as single. She's still tagging him in shit on Facebook tho. I'm excited she added TM4 into her IG name... maybe we'll get back to that insanity. Sammie trying to make tabloid story like announcements about her life was hilarious and I was really bummed when she quit doing it a few years ago. ( This being where she did most of that, for newer people to the thread)
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I don't know what this is, but that is not Sammies body.
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I think she finally heard about Austin getting married. Usually when she gets salty about him she starts scribbling out her saggy tiddy tattoo and threatens to cover it up.
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Sammie is dipping into the Dead Nigga Storage today.
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And on IG we have Sammie stealing a photo from his mommas FB and... once again insisting he got killed at a hotel in Pine Bluff. This is one of those Sammie things I really don't understand. Why is she so insistent that he got killed at "tha hotel" in Pine Bluff? Homie didn't even live in Pine Bluff. A lot of Sammies weirdness I can kind of understand. The fake babies, the revolving door of boyfriends, pretending to be related to Enimem. She just wants attention. But what the hell does lying about where a man she didn't know got killed achieve?
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Rabbit Bones said:
Sammie is dipping into the Dead Nigga Storage today.
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And on IG we have Sammie stealing a photo from his mommas FB and... once again insisting he got killed at a hotel in Pine Bluff. This is one of those Sammie things I really don't understand. Why is she so insistent that he got killed at "tha hotel" in Pine Bluff? Homie didn't even live in Pine Bluff. A lot of Sammies weirdness I can kind of understand. The fake babies, the revolving door of boyfriends, pretending to be related to Enimem. She just wants attention. But what the hell does lying about where a man she didn't know got killed achieve?
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The Pine Bluff thing is really fucking odd.

Police identified Wednesday afternoon a 23-year-old homicide victim who was found Tuesday night in Little Rock.​
Officers responded around 10:15 p.m. to calls about gunshots near 501 Napa Valley Dr., where the body of Keyshawn Simpson of North Little Rock was found, a Little Rock police report states.​
Witnesses said they saw several people running toward the E-Z Mart at the corner of Napa Valley Drive and Mara Lynn Road, but officers were unable to find the individuals, according to the report.​
Simpson appeared to have been shot in his head and back, police said.​

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No idea who this is. But I'm sure he's the new love of Sammies life for the next few days.
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Sammie looks simple at the best of times. But when she tries to smile or look happy, she always looks extra retarded to me. I don't know what it is, but she full on looks like the slow in da mind who sweeps the floors at McDonalds all day here.
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"Daughtershine". Yikes.
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:cryblood: Lucy looks like a grey holy shit
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I love how Sammie is incapable of making everything not about her. She's supposed to be saying nice things about her kids... but she says absolutely nothing about them. Just now they make her feel, or how they're just like her.
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I don't know how many of you are OG Sammie watchers, but back in the day, Ben had fucked up eyes and a lumpy, liquid filled head. BOSS EYED BENTLY was a joy, but I am low key happy Mama Bushart got his shit fixed. (It's worth noting Sammie cropped Austin out of this photo lol)
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