🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
anyone know if she names Ralph in any way in her book?
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I did a quick skim, I didn't see anything about Ralph. She mentions Matt and Jim as "Little Blue Skull Guy" and "Powdered Wig Man". The book came out a while after he got arrested, surprised she didn't mention that one of her harassers is a street hardened cop killer.
 
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IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THE KILLSTREAM BABY!
 
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Earlier someone mentioned Southern Dingo saying that he was wrong for his rants against Ralph.
I can only think of

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He gazed up at the enormous gunt. 35 years it had taken him to learn what kind of grease was hidden beneath the dark folds. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two Makers Mark scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Rad Roberts.
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
Earlier someone mentioned Southern Dingo saying that he was wrong for his rants against Ralph.
I can only think of

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He gazed up at the enormous gunt. 35 years it had taken him to learn what kind of grease was hidden beneath the dark folds. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two Makers Mark scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Rad Roberts.
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they even have their own version of newspeak with gaytor! an entire language and lingo designed around making the standards everyone involved has revolve around them no matter how inconsistent it makes it. you can gayops the killstream but the killstream krew can never gayops you or mat
 
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MeltyTW said:
they even have their own version of newspeak with gaytor! an entire language and lingo designed around making the standards everyone involved has revolve around them no matter how inconsistent it makes it. you can gayops the killstream but the killstream krew can never gayops you or mat
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Nightly viewer ration misspeak 9,000 SHOULD read 600.
 
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Is this Gunty basically being proud that 2 people that are angry went on his show and they are still angry at each other ? Wowee what an achievement, truth is his shitty stream has no impact to anything other than the ever expanding girth of his gunt and the library CPS will be using to fuck him 6 ways to Sunday. Remember folks anything can happen on the guntstream.
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
Earlier someone mentioned Southern Dingo saying that he was wrong for his rants against Ralph.
I can only think of

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He gazed up at the enormous gunt. 35 years it had taken him to learn what kind of grease was hidden beneath the dark folds. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two Makers Mark scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Rad Roberts.
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That's what happens when Ralph takes you to Room 1488. It contains the "worst thing in the world": His naked Gunt.
 
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Kaiser Aura said:
Take the credit Gunt. It was all you. I'm sure payment processors love shows that push their guests to shoot at each other IRL.
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Don't worry. I have a backup plan.

If this child is actually born, and he knocks up Faith again, I plan on reporting him to DLive for violation of China's "one guntling policy." Disrespect shown towards the PRC is serious business over on DLive.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
I think @Sam Losco's still at work, so I'll just post his link. (No offense, @Burger Fox, it's always good to have backup.)
EDIT: fuck me, the GIFs of Andy doing handstands & lighting his nipples on fire is killing me.
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Yeah just remembered to come post it. Thanks Boldy.
The Warski GIFs were made by @Crystal Golem, many thanks for those.
I like how the falling one makes it look like he's falling off the screen.
 
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