Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Yanivs Mutilated Cock]

What's the appeal of the dick show? He gets some good guests to call in. Why do guests call in? Because his patreon numbers are huge. It all orbits around his 20k a month patreon numbers. Patreon numbers are fake. No one actually watches his shows and his patreon feed view count reflects that no one watches it. Would you pay each month for something you don't watch? Would 20k USD make up all people who pay and don't watch?

'look how rich I am. Look how popular I am it's reflected in the patreon dollar value'

When you fail as an actor, you can just buy your way into being popular like dick has done here. Washing crypto money or drug money. It's all a sham

 

[Crystal Golem]

In light of his recent drama with Boogie2988, Dax invites Frank Hassle on to the show:
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https://twitter.com/FrankHassleYT/status/1310689991404793856

So is dax going to use this for his "don't ever defend anything and puss out on everthing" argument. Also Shiieeet nigga!

 

[Berrakh]

The Tom Leykis Hail Mary was what made me realize the redpill PUA stuff is full of shit and the guys in that community are trash. It's why I never was a fan of Dax. It's all so predictable.
Love how many Trad types suck up to this community in the interest of owning the womyn.

 

[AnOminous]

Dax returns with man bun:
https://youtu.be/YXn7157HRA4?t=12038

How does anyone have a man bun? Don't you have to turn in your balls to get one?

 

[tantric_depressive]

In light of his recent drama with Boogie2988, Dax invites Frank Hassle on to the show:
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https://twitter.com/FrankHassleYT/status/1310689991404793856

Yo, wtf, did they cook up something even faker & gayer to Dickshield after the 'Digi & May kidnapping ' op was rejected by the soc-media plebs? This is gonna bite them in the ass spectacularly, as Hassle is as much of an unfunny thinskinned hack as Dax, and he'll be bringing a bigger spotlight onto this eceleb orgy of faggotry with this latest pro-wrestling stunt

Here's something I just remembered that might be worth re-examining: a user with the name "bald eagle" showed up on the tds reddit in early 2017 to defend Maddox and "expose" Dax. Many believe this person was Metal Jess, but I don't think it was ever confirmed. It definitely seems like a woman's writing though. Either way, there are a couple interesting bits in here

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https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/5r9lc5/somea_yall_dickheads_have_been_asking_me_about/

So even though Dax lived in close proximity to Hollywood his entire life, and his biggest dream was always to be a famous funnyman actor, all he had for relevance both irl and online, before glomming onto Maddox, was the Dr Phil appearance? Wasn't that supposed to lead to more than one appearance too, but Dr Phil's production company decided not to do it?
I find it hilarious and pathetic that he had to glom onto the outsider from Utah, who'd left his internet fame behind him in pursuit of real world success, to establish any relevance or connections for himself

 

[waffle]

Man, now that I think back on the mint salad drama it seems way worse. At the time I thought that Riley was mostly an edgy kid, not an honest to god junkie. I probably would have bailed then if I were super involved and knew how much of a dumpster fire the guy mints parents were "totally overreacting about" was. At the time it was just kind of weird and simpish, but seeing how much of a weirdo fuckup that Riley is just makes it all so much worse.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Yo, wtf, did they cook up something even faker & gayer to Dickshield after the 'Digi & May kidnapping ' op was rejected by the soc-media plebs? This is gonna bite them in the ass spectacularly, as Hassle is as much of an unfunny thinskinned hack as Dax, and he'll be bringing a bigger spotlight onto this eceleb orgy of faggotry with this latest pro-wrestling stunt


So even though Dax lived in close proximity to Hollywood his entire life, and his biggest dream was always to be a famous funnyman actor, all he had for relevance both irl and online, before glomming onto Maddox, was the Dr Phil appearance? Wasn't that supposed to lead to more than one appearance too, but Dr Phil's production company decided not to do it?
I find it hilarious and pathetic that he had to glom onto the outsider from Utah, who'd left his internet fame behind him in pursuit of real world success, to establish any relevance or connections for himself

The most pathetic thing about this: Dax is a reasonably skilled musician, a reasonably skilled vocal artist and was active in the scene around the time that comedians like Bo Burnham were becoming wildly successful, instead of pursuing a strong career in comedy he opted to become Maddox Lite.

Edit: Imaging getting dabbed on by some punk kid, even though your parents spent hours and hours and tons of cash to shape your talents in the city known for hosting talented people. Maximum oof.

Bo Burnham - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Masterson

DOUBEL SUERP EDIT COMB DELUX:

Dick Masterson - Wikipedia

archived 12 Mar 2017 18:36:26 UTC

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HIS FUCKING WIKI PAGE WAS DELETED BECAUSE DAX WROTE HIS OWN FEGGN ARTICLE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddox_(writer)

Maddox (writer) - Wikipedia

archived 15 Mar 2018 23:21:44 UTC

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GET FUGGEN REKT DIDDLER DAX

 

[Physics Ninja]

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

HIS FUCKING WIKI PAGE WAS DELETED BECAUSE DAX WROTE HIS OWN FEGGN ARTICLE

Dax wrote his own fucking Wikipedia entry, and still managed to only come up with "haha I was only pretending to be retarded on Dr. Phil!!!1"

It's no wonder Bo went worldwide and Dax didn't:
Bo is actually funny, actually relatable, actually has more than 1 joke.
Dax thinks fucking random bar sluts, and then going on his blog and saying "OMG WOMEN ARE RETARDED" is comedy.

 

[tantric_depressive]

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Hmm, well if Hassle himself is a manufactured bit, then shouldn't every "irl" incident he's involved in be considered the same? Gg, Riley, you guys can put this one to bed too now, instead of Dick talking to him about this already ruined bit, maybe he can have open lines when Hassle's on, so us internet randos can, as you rappers like to say, test his gangsta

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Are Riley and Digi living together?

 

[Pissmaster]

In light of his recent drama with Boogie2988, Dax invites Frank Hassle on to the show:
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https://twitter.com/FrankHassleYT/status/1310689991404793856

God I hope Frank takes Dick to task for Cuties and shit.

 

[Faalbian]

So even though Dax lived in close proximity to Hollywood his entire life, and his biggest dream was always to be a famous funnyman actor, all he had for relevance both irl and online, before glomming onto Maddox, was the Dr Phil appearance? Wasn't that supposed to lead to more than one appearance too, but Dr Phil's production company decided not to do it?

Before the Dr. Phil appearance there was the menarebetterthanwomen.com website, which was mildly succesful. And before that he got a little bit of fame for selling his mustache:

https://www.portablepress.com/blog/2017/04/the-mustache-report/

In 2006 author Dax Herrera (we’ve never heard of him, either) sold his mustache, called “the Captain,” on eBay for $105.

Before that, pure irrelevancy.

 

[Sped Xing]

That's the most hipster thing I can possibly imagine.

I miss the early 2000s, when these people were just growing mustaches and riding around on single-gear bikes. Now they're all defending pedophilia and communism.

 

[JuJuTheLolcow]

From what I've been told, at least 1: Marie. She aborted the child she wanted so desperately with him, sent her cat off to the pound to help him feel less insecure, and in return she gets called retarded on his podcast. I don't even pity her anymore tbh

Dick is to Trump what Riley and Ralph are to Dick. Trump, with his own personal budget for abortions before his presidency. Then decides to change his mind when votes are on the line? Dax, asking the woman he doesn’t want to give a child to to have an abortion and then publicly ringing the RBGonesburg bell because he thinks that’s what his most high paying fans want to hear is, to me, the same shit.

Dick lives in California. Alllllll the fine 40 year old bitches he slays will continue to have access to abortions. If their uterus hasn’t turned to stone yet. If the rest of his fans think he actually believes this shit, they are shoe on head retarded. Enjoy being textbook pandered to.

 

[Faalbian]

I've never actually seen any proof or leaks that Dick forced his girlfriend to have an abortion.

That's not to say I don't believe he would do that.

 

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...all he had for relevance both irl and online, before glomming onto Maddox, was the Dr Phil appearance? Wasn't that supposed to lead to more than one appearance too, but Dr Phil's production company decided not to do it?

I believe so. The episode where he talks to one of the women who was in the Dr. Phil house with him, who actually got paid (after a lawsuit, admittedly), is one of the best.

https://thedickshow.com/episode-179/

She's actually a great guest and doesn't talk about wanting to fuck kids even once

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I've never actually seen any proof or leaks that Dick forced his girlfriend to have an abortion.

That's not to say I don't believe he would do that.

If God himself came down from heaven and said "No girlfriend of Dax ever had to get an abortion" I still wouldn't believe it.

 

[Sped Xing]

Ginsburg did more than support infanticide.

I can't imagine what Dax wants with guns, though, since he believes in running away like the little bitch he is. And Ginsburg had pretty consistently been a friend to the first Amendment, so that can't be it.

I guess he just hates Jews?

 

[break these cuffs]

The most pathetic thing about this: Dax is a reasonably skilled musician, a reasonably skilled vocal artist and was active in the scene around the time that comedians like Bo Burnham were becoming wildly successful, instead of pursuing a strong career in comedy he opted to become Maddox Lite.

Edit: Imaging getting dabbed on by some punk kid, even though your parents spent hours and hours and tons of cash to shape your talents in the city known for hosting talented people. Maximum oof.

Bo Burnham - Wikipedia

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Masterson

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https://archive.md/L58jm

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HIS FUCKING WIKI PAGE WAS DELETED BECAUSE DAX WROTE HIS OWN FEGGN ARTICLE

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddox_(writer)

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GET FUGGEN REKT DIDDLER DAX

Am I retarded? Where does it say Dax wrote it? It says that Dax doesn't rate having a wikipedia article and that it uses shitty sources ie websites owned by Dax. Any retard can link podcast urls.