Hey fuck you, we took in all your draft dodgers and were basically used as a giant shield against invasion from the Russians from the arctic for like 50 years, not to mention we warehoused all of your fucking French. We were great in WW1 for a few days btw (and still bring it up at every opportunity) but we don't aspire to greatness generally, when you're raised as a filthy socialist who cares about the environment being patriotic is more "we're fortunate to live in a first world country" rather than "EAT SHIT WE ARE #1 AMERICA FUCK YEAH", some of us have a stick up our ass about being "more civilized" than Americans because we cling to UN/Western Europe style faggotry to differentiate ourselves, meanwhile we willingly bend over for whatever American media and corporations decide to come up here and fuck us to death (Trudeau provides lube and everything), when I say we're the 51st state people here get really fucking mad so of course I do it frequently.
People here mock Trump ALL the time (mostly just when he trolls people, or they read half a CNN headline, not full blown TDS) but pretty much always, it ends with "but then again we got soycuck Trudeau so I guess we can't really talk...."