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I know every other streamer on the planet, of all the ways to contribute financially their favorite way for you to donate is gifted subs. It’s the perfect way really, you give the streamer money, and you can get non-donating fans in the game too. But of course Phil doesn’t like that
 
To be honest mate I just want to believe he isn't that much of a wanker, but knowing Phil for years I know I'm very likely wrong.
If health issues are going to be his killer (in the literal sense or quitting streaming sense, who knows?), I bet it will be something totally preventable.

This shit has been staring him in his face for so long at this point. Could have been the big dick talk, but I was watching some FCGsydePhil where he of course mentions his back injury. And his attitude was, fuck it I'll just get surgery when I have money.

If it happens because of laziness, I'm sorry but I just can't help but laugh.
 
Mighty D is doing a scam tournament

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I'm going to hedge my bets on the 2K Jasper reveal
My bet is on bankruptcy, that's his biggest scam money-wise.
 
His daily spins of being in financial distress one way or another while raking in 120k a year because he's a clinically lazy and retarded gambling addict is his best scam.

The list laid out there shows that there are no lows he won't stoop by, be it milking death for a chunk of change or lying for months to protect his ''''''''family''''''''' about having a cat.

My fav is the Daily Mature Bills meme, his fans are that retarded.
 
Just saw on Twitter that Phil claimed his ear infection is back, and that he has some swelling.

I'm not going to power level, or play Phil's doctor but I would strongly suggest he goes see a doctor for at least a MR and some blood work. Blood work would immediately show signs of an infection, while a MR would help determine if something is pressing or growing around his ear area. This has happened often now, and is much more frequent. I doubt this is caused by his headset or lack of hygiene. It could be that he never fully heals because he is a bloody reprobate, however I would strongly suggest he looks into this.

I would hate to see Phil get diagnosed with something as heavy as cancer or tumor down the line, when it could have been prevented were he not a lazy twat.

Seriously Phil, your PNG naked men should not be worth more to you than your health.
Yeah its weird how Phil has been playing games for years with headphones on and only ever gets ear infections when there is WWE champions events on.

Strange...
 
No surprise that DSP has zero clue as to what a Physician's Assistant does and what their level of training their job requires.

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A physician assistant (PA) is a medical professional who practices under the direction of a licensed physician.

Learn more about PAs, what they do, and how to become one.

What Is a Physician Assistant?
A physician assistant is a member of a medical team that includes doctors, surgeons, nurses, and other healthcare professionals. Commonly called a PA, these individuals provide primary medical services.1

Sometimes a PA is incorrectly called a physician's assistant, implying that they assist a doctor instead of being a primary care provider in their own right. While PAs must be supervised by doctors, they don't have to be on the premises of the medical facility while the PA is working with a patient.2

Acronym: PA
How a Physician Assistant Works
As care providers, PAs can perform a wide range of services, including:

Taking comprehensive medical histories
Performing physical exams
Ordering and interpreting diagnostic tests
Collaborating with the other members of the patient's healthcare team
Diagnosing injuries and illnesses
Prescribing medications
Documenting and communicating relevant patient information
Counseling and educating patients regarding health maintenance and disease prevention1
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, physician assistants earned a median annual salary of $112,260 in 2019. A median salary means that half of all PAs earned more and half earned less. PA employment is expected to grow much faster than average through 2028. 3 Most PAs work full-time in doctors' offices and hospitals.4

Requirements for a Physician Assistant
To become a PA, you'll need to earn a master's degree from a PA training program that has received accreditation from the Accreditation Review Commission on Education for the Physician Assistant (ARC-PA). These programs typically take three academic years.

Entrance requirements for PA training programs vary, but at least two years of college coursework, including classes in chemistry, anatomy, and biology are generally required. Many PA programs also require a significant amount of hands-on patient care experience. You can gain this experience in several ways, including working as an EMT or paramedic, medical assistant, phlebotomist, nurse, medical technician, or as a certified nursing assistant.

Once accepted into a PA program, coursework includes pathology, anatomy, diagnosis, and medical ethics and along with participation in supervised clinical training in one or more areas of medicine.

After graduation, all 50 states and the District of Columbia require PAs to obtain a professional license. To do this, you must pass the Physician Assistant National Certifying Examination (PANCE), which the National Commission on Certification of Physician Assistants (NCCPA) administers.

PA certification must be renewed every 10 years. Re-certification requires completing 100 hours of continuing education every two years and take a re-certification exam every 10 years. The NCCPA maintains a list of licensing boards for each state.5

Some confuse physician assistants with medical assistants, but they're very different. A PA is a primary care provider with a master's degree, while a medical assistant performs basic clinical tasks and may have a certificate from a post-secondary program.6

Essential Physician Assistant Skills
There's more to becoming a PA than education and technical knowledge. Employers will be looking for a range of soft skills, including:

Compassion: You must show empathy and understanding toward patients and families who may be in distress.
Active listening: Understanding what patients are saying and responding appropriately requires careful attention.
Communication: The ability to explain procedures and treatments to patients and caregivers is essential.
Critical thinking: When treating a patient, it's essential to identify the patient's illness or injury and develop a treatment plan. This allows you to evaluate all possible treatment options before choosing the one that will have the best outcome.
Work ethic: You must be dependable, hardworking, and willing to work long hours.
Sensitivity: Tact and diplomacy are required to effectively handle a broad range of sensitive personal situations.
Confidentiality: Patient privacy laws must be followed. You will also need to discern when it's best to speak with a patient alone rather than in the presence of a family member or caregiver.
Key Takeaways
A physician assistant (PA) is a medical professional who practices under the direction of a licensed physician.
PAs provide primary care services, including performing exams, ordering tests, and prescribing medicines.
To become a PA, a master's degree and a license in the state where you want to practice are required.
In addition to technical skills, PAs need to demonstrate a range of soft skills, including compassion, critical thinking, and sensitivity.
 
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Mighty D is doing a scam tournament

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I'm going to hedge my bets on the 2K Jasper reveal
Overall I think TAXES will make it to finals because that has been an ongoing scam for years.

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My bet is on bankruptcy, that's his biggest scam money-wise.
I guess that goes kinda with the TAXES scam because it turns out he wasn't paying them and he had to go bankrupt.
 
Depends on what you're going in for, but for a simple ear infection it would probably be between $150-$300 without insurance. Co-pays for urgent care tend to be a bit more expensive, so with insurance it might be like $50.

Going to a PCP is pretty much always going to be cheaper but he would have to wait a few days for an appointment (assuming he even has a PCP). Honestly if he wanted fast treatment he should have just gone to a CVS minute clinic. It's inexpensive, they can usually see you the same day or the next day, and they can write a script for the antibiotics which you pick up in the same building.

However because this is a recurring issue he probably needs to see an internist or an ENT specialist to get to the root of the issue.
I know you’re using the abbreviation for something else, but Phil on Angel Dust would be fucking awesome to see!
 
I'm hoping Champions takes it all, mainly because almost every other scam exists because of the black hole that ate all the money that could have solved the other problems. Plus it's totally frivolous, stupid, and pretty closeted.

But I like that 'faking being single' is on there because you really have to give that some credit for how unnecessary and fucked up it was.

Yeah, why does anyone believe this ear infection (or any of them) is real? It's just a convenient "illness" that's invisible on camera but sounds more serious than "My tummy hurts".
If it's a lie, then it's probably actually the best one he has ever told, mostly because it doubles as a money beg, and it's believable because he is so filthy and incompetent.
But the timing has now correlated with a Champion's event twice, and that's about the level of sloppy, transparent lying that he would normally go for...
 
Phil doing his accessibility schtick again, even calling out Superblindman, because Twitch fired some accessibility guy. And he is somehow making it about himself at his helicopter job. "This is an on going problem for these companies, they don't plan for the bad times".
 
I've listened over an hour of this pre-stream. Not a single snort. Not a single throat-clear either. It's like listening to a completely different person.

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so she works the late shift when the place is closing up and people want to go home? Well thanks for telling us Phil I'm sure no top hat a-logging lunatic will use that info to troll your wife.
 
Phil doing his accessibility schtick again, even calling out Superblindman, because Twitch fired some accessibility guy. And he is somehow making it about himself at his helicopter job. "This is an on going problem for these companies, they don't plan for the bad times".
Well Phil is an expert for not planning for the future. So of course he can call others out on it.
 
Missed this pre stream is it worth a watch?
It's pure insanity. Warning, what you may see hear right now is going to be absolutely disgusting.

Highlights:
  • Physician's Assistants and Nurses are 'doctors in training' that don't know what they're talking about.
  • Phil can't comprehend why specialists are heavily booked right now (answer: regular, non-urgent medical care was delayed for months because of Covid).
  • Phil admits he reads the farms again by talking about very specific comments made in this very thread about his ear infection ("some idiots are saying I'm not finishing the antibiotics!").
  • An ear infection is an urgent issue that cannot wait til next week! Also driving for 1 hour to be seen the next day is a HUGE inconvenience.
  • Khet had to drive him to and from this doctor's appointment (lel).
  • LawyerSidePhil says it's illegal to require an employee to go through training for a skill that wasn't listed in their job description when you hired them.
  • Phil was 'framed' by Best Buy who used his purchasing of 3 PS3's as an excuse to fire him for not completing this training.
  • Running a tournament with the PS3's constitutes personal use in Phil's eyes.
  • Employers training their employees in new skills that increase their market value is hugely offensive for some reason.
I could go on but I won't.

EDIT: Forgot to mention that he used the news about the CyberPunk 77 crunch to complain about having to stream from home 6 days a week and then pivoted to getting fired from Best Buy over a decade ago for 'standing up for himself' against his evil boss. He really needs to make everything about himself doesn't he?
 
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I finally watched Tevin's re-stream of The Quartering interview (two completely loathsome individuals talking at each other for an hour and a half was daunting), and DSP talking about his helicoptor company job is so fucking absurd. All of this is known, including stealing credit for what his father actually did at his job, but I found it hilarious how absurd this guys needs to lie to big himself up talking about a job that was a decade ago.

(Timestamp @2:51:36)

He describes his job as: "the guy who would take your call, listen to your problem, talk to my guys by text, figure out what's going on with your helicoptor, place an order for a part for you, or I would get your part in that's broken and get it repaired for a reasonable price and get it back to you as soon as I could". He says he did this for two and a half years. Then "the job told him" they wanted him to expand and do more so while they "paid him to do the job of a customer service rep" they trained him in Achieving Competitive Excellence.

He literally describes the most basic customer service job imaginable, but throws in some dumb ass phrasing to make him sound like a big shot, including listing parts of the process that happen without any of his involvement thereby implying he's responsible for them.

His real job? DSP answers the phone. DSP types up a problem into a fillable form that immediately gets sent to mechanics. [Non-DSP techs asses the problem.] [Non-DSP techs fix problem.] [Non-DSP purchasing rep places order for part based on form received from non-DSP tech] OR [Non-DSP logistic/operations rep arranges for pick up of part] [Non-DSP tech repairs part [Possible price negotiations by a non-DSP sales rep]] [Non-DSP operations rep ships it back out]. The only parts of the process DSP described that he would actually be involved in was answering the phones and typing up the problem, meaning his job was essentially a call center job that he probably had two weeks of helicoptor lingo "training" on after his hiring.

What's also interesting is his mentioning of the ACE Certification. It's weird that he doesn't describe an actual day-in-the-life type of job description when he mentions the ACE Certification job, and only gives an abstract of what the continuous improvement role would be like... And that's because he seems to forget to mention he was never actually doing it.

Screenshot from Tevin's Back In Time 9.5:
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Ol' Pippo Burnelli seems to have completed ACE certification in 2010. For some reason when I read that date I have traumatic "*snort* full time youtuber 2010" flashbacks. Hmm.
 
I've listened over an hour of this pre-stream. Not a single snort. Not a single throat-clear either. It's like listening to a completely different person.

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This is the single dumbest thing I've ever heard. He doesn't even make a good comparison. It would be like a mechanic bringing his own car to their shop and asking one of his coworkers to look at it or coming to the shop on his day off/during break. And you're telling me that literally every day she works, she's closing? C'mon, man. Just say 'we like doing our errands together. it makes us feel like real adults'.
 
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